Alison Malört
@alisonmalort.bsky.social
Harpy. Millennial Chaos Demon. Chicagoland. Microbiologist. O-negative blood donor. Part-time weeb. Sometimes I run marathons. ALWAYS hungry. BLM. KICK. TERFs not allowed. She/her. 🖤🤍💜🩶
“But Alison, I never see you talk about figure skating!” On HERE, no! Cuz I have other places I yell about sports! With other people who are just as mad as I am!
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
“But Alison, I never see you talk about figure skating!” On HERE, no! Cuz I have other places I yell about sports! With other people who are just as mad as I am!
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Believe Survivors
Read Gabi’s book.
Listen to survivors interviews
Read about FB’ boyfriend’s abuse.
If you still cheer after that, you have a different soul.
Congrats Piper & Paul & Bock 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
#Olympics
#FigureSkating
⛸️ Free Dance scoring is made up
#MilanoCortina2026
Read Gabi’s book.
Listen to survivors interviews
Read about FB’ boyfriend’s abuse.
If you still cheer after that, you have a different soul.
Congrats Piper & Paul & Bock 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
#Olympics
#FigureSkating
⛸️ Free Dance scoring is made up
#MilanoCortina2026
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Believe Survivors
Read Gabi’s book.
Listen to survivors interviews
Read about FB’ boyfriend’s abuse.
If you still cheer after that, you have a different soul.
Congrats Piper & Paul & Bock 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
#Olympics
#FigureSkating
⛸️ Free Dance scoring is made up
#MilanoCortina2026
Read Gabi’s book.
Listen to survivors interviews
Read about FB’ boyfriend’s abuse.
If you still cheer after that, you have a different soul.
Congrats Piper & Paul & Bock 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
#Olympics
#FigureSkating
⛸️ Free Dance scoring is made up
#MilanoCortina2026
No one talk to me, I am PISSED OFF about Olympic ice dance and that FUCKASS RAPE APOLOGIST FRENCH DUO whose scores were BLATANTLY inflated. It’s not just me being salty — EVERYONE in figure skating social circles is FURIOUS. Even LOCALS are mad.
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February 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
No one talk to me, I am PISSED OFF about Olympic ice dance and that FUCKASS RAPE APOLOGIST FRENCH DUO whose scores were BLATANTLY inflated. It’s not just me being salty — EVERYONE in figure skating social circles is FURIOUS. Even LOCALS are mad.
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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At the urging of my office, the FAA is rightfully lifting the Temporary Restricted Airspace.
I will again reiterate there is no threat to El Paso or the surrounding areas.
I will again reiterate there is no threat to El Paso or the surrounding areas.
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
At the urging of my office, the FAA is rightfully lifting the Temporary Restricted Airspace.
I will again reiterate there is no threat to El Paso or the surrounding areas.
I will again reiterate there is no threat to El Paso or the surrounding areas.
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in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend"
"Beers on me"
"Beers on me"
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend"
"Beers on me"
"Beers on me"
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Oh my.👀
“…Mr. Lemon has hired as one of his defense lawyers a veteran criminal litigator who, until just weeks ago, was helping lead the prosecutor’s office that has charged Mr. Lemon with felonies.”
Don Lemon Hires Federal Prosecutor Who Quit Over Immigration Crackdown
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Oh my.👀
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Like 75% of the US Olympic curlers are from Minnesota. A lot of them curl out of two clubs in Saint Paul, one club is in Frogtown, a neighborhood that has been very heavily targeted by ICE. These curlers are good neighbors.
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Like 75% of the US Olympic curlers are from Minnesota. A lot of them curl out of two clubs in Saint Paul, one club is in Frogtown, a neighborhood that has been very heavily targeted by ICE. These curlers are good neighbors.
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Dismissed because of jurisdictional confusion, it should be stressed, rather than any new revelation that would discredit the survivors of sexual assault who have come forward.
Federal judges have dismissed three lawsuits accusing British author Neil Gaiman of sexually assaulting his children's nanny in New Zealand.
US judges dismiss lawsuits accusing fantasy author Neil Gaiman of sexual assault in New Zealand
Federal judges have dismissed three lawsuits accusing British author Neil Gaiman of sexually assaulting his children's nanny in New Zealand.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Dismissed because of jurisdictional confusion, it should be stressed, rather than any new revelation that would discredit the survivors of sexual assault who have come forward.
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Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
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This is horrifying for so many reasons. The one I'm thinking of right now is the billion dollars spent to torture and terrorize and imprison people could easily buy all of us healthcare, child care, parental leave, affordable housing ... all the things the Epstein Class swears we can't afford.
In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
February 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This is horrifying for so many reasons. The one I'm thinking of right now is the billion dollars spent to torture and terrorize and imprison people could easily buy all of us healthcare, child care, parental leave, affordable housing ... all the things the Epstein Class swears we can't afford.
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
Ooooh that judging panel is gonna CATCH THESE HANDS if they happily give an OGM to an abusive man and a rapist-defending woman — and they had out-of-sync twizzles!! Fuck off!!!
February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Ooooh that judging panel is gonna CATCH THESE HANDS if they happily give an OGM to an abusive man and a rapist-defending woman — and they had out-of-sync twizzles!! Fuck off!!!
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People on the internet get mad when they say they're lonely and the suggestions they get back are to join a club. But yeah, man. The cure for loneliness is to spend time with other people. That's gonna feel awkward at first but there's no other magic solution. Not sure what you're looking for, here.
February 9, 2026 at 8:46 PM
People on the internet get mad when they say they're lonely and the suggestions they get back are to join a club. But yeah, man. The cure for loneliness is to spend time with other people. That's gonna feel awkward at first but there's no other magic solution. Not sure what you're looking for, here.
Also I need two hands to count the number of us who are queer-identifying, and this was NOT a big school. My graduating class was considered large with 26 kids.
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Also I need two hands to count the number of us who are queer-identifying, and this was NOT a big school. My graduating class was considered large with 26 kids.
It’s honestly kind of incredible that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who I’m Facebook friends with who went to my Catholic K-8, ALL OF THEM, are socially liberal and consistently outspoken on issues of human rights, justice, and empathy. Almost like REAL Christianity is rooted in love and compassion.
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
It’s honestly kind of incredible that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who I’m Facebook friends with who went to my Catholic K-8, ALL OF THEM, are socially liberal and consistently outspoken on issues of human rights, justice, and empathy. Almost like REAL Christianity is rooted in love and compassion.
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What the article actually says:
Discord will require age verification to access 18+ designated servers.
Bad: Users who want to verify they are adults will need to submit ID that is processed through a 3rd party vendor or do facial estimation via submitting a selfie.
Discord will require age verification to access 18+ designated servers.
Bad: Users who want to verify they are adults will need to submit ID that is processed through a 3rd party vendor or do facial estimation via submitting a selfie.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access starting next month
➡️ www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
#Discord
➡️ www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
#Discord
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
What the article actually says:
Discord will require age verification to access 18+ designated servers.
Bad: Users who want to verify they are adults will need to submit ID that is processed through a 3rd party vendor or do facial estimation via submitting a selfie.
Discord will require age verification to access 18+ designated servers.
Bad: Users who want to verify they are adults will need to submit ID that is processed through a 3rd party vendor or do facial estimation via submitting a selfie.
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
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Honestly, it has to be a weird time to be a figure in pop culture due the president being Literally The Worst. Like, Elmo can say sharing is good and somebody in his X mentions will say “Elmo, you rotten son of a bitch. This goes against everything President Trump stands for.” And that’s not wrong.
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Honestly, it has to be a weird time to be a figure in pop culture due the president being Literally The Worst. Like, Elmo can say sharing is good and somebody in his X mentions will say “Elmo, you rotten son of a bitch. This goes against everything President Trump stands for.” And that’s not wrong.
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
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thank you bad bunny for allowing all the thirty eight year olds on bluesky to do the leo pointing meme at the television
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
thank you bad bunny for allowing all the thirty eight year olds on bluesky to do the leo pointing meme at the television
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