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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 1d

These people are unashamedly evil and should be summarily guillotined

Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 1d

The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email

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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 13d

This person is probably Big Upset that people are *rightly* calling them out in the quotes for being fucking awful at opsec.

Do you know how people successfully hid Jews from the Nazis? They *kept their fucking mouths shut about how they were hiding Jews from the Nazis.*

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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 13d

It is, in fact, possible to do wonderful, marvelous, life-saving deeds without putting it online for Magic Internet Points. In this particular case, posting about it will not raise awareness, or educate, or inspire. It will put YOU and THOSE KIDS in even more danger. Congratulations.

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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 13d

If you helped people hide from ICE, *NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.*

Oh my god, shutting up is gluten free!!! Please do not blast this on social media!!!!!

dan sinker @dansinker.com · 14d

Helped two teens who were hiding from ICE this morning after a third had been snatched on Oakton in Evanston. They’re safe, half dozen community members responded. Adrenaline crash happening now.

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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 14d

It seems like fucking EVERYONE is struggling in worlds quals (not Japan, tho!), which I guess is fine for a post-Olympic worlds, but fuckin’ YIKES, man.

Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · Oct 3

“Ruin the Friendship” went in a direction i was NOT expecting and made me sad 😭

Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · Sep 24

MY WEEB HOODIE HAS SHIPPED

SOON I SHALL LOOK LIKE MY FAVORITE DEPRESSED WET CAT OF A HASHIRA

a close up of a person 's face with a butterfly on their shoulder and the words kissanime on the bottom

ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a butterfly on their shoulder and the words kissanime on the bottom

media.tenor.com

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · Sep 22

What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.

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Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · Sep 18

Hate kids? Good news!

CNN @cnn.com · Sep 18

JUST IN: Vaccine advisers to the CDC have voted to recommended against using the combined measles, mumps, rubella and chickenpox vaccine for children under 4. https://cnn.it/3K73pNn

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Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · Sep 18

Never stop the ridicule for one second.

Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · Sep 18

Remember that authoritarians have ZERO sense of humor. About anything.

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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · Sep 18

This is probably the best Chuck Schumer statement I have ever seen from his office kudos to the intern that swiped his phone while he was taking a leak.

Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · Sep 18

IS EPSTEIN THE REAL REASON TRUMP HAD KIMMEL CANCELED?!

A headline from the New York Times reads: "Kimmel Calls Epstein’s ‘Birthday Book’ a ‘Gift That Keeps on Giving’"

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Dr. Damien P. Williams! Look over here! … It's All For You! @wolvendamien.bsky.social · Sep 18

I just… what the fuck is even happening

Altered "Jason Figured it Out" meme from the good place

Screenshot from The Good Place Season 2.
Panel 1: Jason's Face is replaced with Tucker Carlson, and the caption "I know this sounds Crazy, but I think Trump's Doin' A Fascism."
Panel 2: Michael, to Janet "*Tucker* figured it out? *Tucker*?!"
Panel 3: Michael, to Janet "This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."

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Jonathan Ladd @jonmladd.bsky.social · Sep 18

No one has been more vindicated than normie resistance Dems, women’s marchers and never-Trump Republicans. They were right all along about the threat. The anti-anti-Trump Republicans and reactionary centrists, and the far left “it’s always been this bad” folks have been proved wrong over and over.

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Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · Sep 18

This is an important time to remember that responsibility is not a zero-sum game — recognizing one person’s fault does not necessarily diminish another person’s.

The Trump administration is fascist. And ABC cynically caved and abandoned American values for money. Both are worthy of your contempt.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Sep 18

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · Sep 18

Just talked with my wife, we are cancelling our Disney+ subscription. If you have one, I encourage you to do the same.

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Ellen Datlow @datlow.bsky.social · Sep 18

Let ABC know how you feel about their bowing to the thugs in power and cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...

Submit a request – ABC

support.abc.com

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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · Sep 17

Vic also continued to warmly welcome a fan onto his Twitch live streams for well over a year, greeting him by name and calling him a friend, despite knowing that said fan threatened to bury two of Vic's accusers alive. Vic seems very okay with murder when it's against people he doesn't like.

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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · Sep 17

Vic is out here saying "murder is bad" and pretending that he didn't admit to his side chick that he wanted to have @marzgurl.com killed because he blamed her for how badly he fucked up his own life.

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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · Sep 17

Disgraced sex pest former voice actor Vic Mignogna is currently live on Noted Dipshit Alex Stein's "show" pretending he's not a Republican and laughing at Jimmy Kimmel.

Vic. You fucking moron. YOU GOT FIRED SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO. FROM EVERYWHERE. BECAUSE YOU'RE A CREEPY, HANDSY LOSER.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · Sep 17

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.

This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.

All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · Sep 17

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

Jamie Gangel @jamiegangel.bsky.social · Sep 17

New: FCC chair threatens ABC and Disney over Jimmy Kimmel’s remarks about Charlie Kirk
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/m...

FCC chair threatens ABC and Disney over Jimmy Kimmel’s remarks about Charlie Kirk | CNN Business

“We can do this the easy way or the hard way,” Carr warned. “These companies can find ways to change conduct and take actions on Kimmel, or there’s going to be additional work for the FCC ahead.”

www.cnn.com

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · Sep 17

Call me radical, but I think we *don't* need to have polite chats with racists who are spewing conspiracy theories that keep motivating white supremacists to massacre our fellow citizens, and we *don't* need to have bipartisan deals with fascists trying to destroy our democracy and our government.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Sep 17

Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.

Will Oremus @willoremus.com · Sep 17

Hard to think of a more on-the-nose encapsulation of how far the online speech wars have swung in the year of our lord 2025 than major U.S. corporations racing to fire people whose tweets offended Milo Yiannopoulos

X post by Milo Yiannopoulos: "28 pilots have been suspended or fired so far after I made their airlines aware of gruesome remarks made about Charlie Kirk’s death. Of the big three, Delta has the biggest problem by far; United the smallest."

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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · Sep 16

Saw the Demon Slayer movie today for the second time and lemme just tell y’all HOW MUCH I LOVE WATER HASHIRA TOMIOKA GIYUU, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!

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