Alison Malört
@alisonmalort.bsky.social
Harpy. Millennial Chaos Demon. Chicagoland. Microbiologist. O-negative blood donor. Part-time weeb. Sometimes I run marathons. ALWAYS hungry. BLM. KICK. TERFs not allowed. She/her. 🖤🤍💜🩶
When you’re feeling fine at work but have no voice. 😂
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When you’re feeling fine at work but have no voice. 😂
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All you really need to understand about water usage in the western United States is that every single use - even the ones that sound egregiously wasteful like AI data centers - rounds down to 0 compared to what irrigated agriculture uses
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
All you really need to understand about water usage in the western United States is that every single use - even the ones that sound egregiously wasteful like AI data centers - rounds down to 0 compared to what irrigated agriculture uses
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These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
The 40-degree temperature spike in TWO DAYS has absolutely pissed off my body’s allergies. I started the day only congested, but now my voice is GONE. No sore throat! Just *no fucking voice* at all.
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The 40-degree temperature spike in TWO DAYS has absolutely pissed off my body’s allergies. I started the day only congested, but now my voice is GONE. No sore throat! Just *no fucking voice* at all.
Can’t wait to get home later and curl up in bed, miserable from allergies but entertained by the new Netflix dance yaoi. 😂
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Can’t wait to get home later and curl up in bed, miserable from allergies but entertained by the new Netflix dance yaoi. 😂
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i think something missing in all the "liberals need to come back to twitter. actually everyone needs to transition to video content" discourse is that some people aren't logging on to social media to change hearts and minds. some of us are just talking shit
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i think something missing in all the "liberals need to come back to twitter. actually everyone needs to transition to video content" discourse is that some people aren't logging on to social media to change hearts and minds. some of us are just talking shit
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
Tumblr girlies, gays, and theys know what we want.
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Tumblr girlies, gays, and theys know what we want.
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
“24 degrees, feels like 11.” Ayyyy double digits! That means it’s warm enough for a walk! I acquired some eyelash icicles, too, as expected.
December 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“24 degrees, feels like 11.” Ayyyy double digits! That means it’s warm enough for a walk! I acquired some eyelash icicles, too, as expected.
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Another example of why it's important to advocate from a place of love and solidarity rather than hate and a desire to win
The current system is fine with killing people it sees as subhuman
It is never radical or revolutionary to only change the definition of who is seen as subhuman
The current system is fine with killing people it sees as subhuman
It is never radical or revolutionary to only change the definition of who is seen as subhuman
Just saw people arguing that the shooting in Sydney wasn’t antisemitic because Chabad is a Zionist movement, and killing Zionists is fine.
Fucking ghouls. Get fucked.
Fucking ghouls. Get fucked.
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Another example of why it's important to advocate from a place of love and solidarity rather than hate and a desire to win
The current system is fine with killing people it sees as subhuman
It is never radical or revolutionary to only change the definition of who is seen as subhuman
The current system is fine with killing people it sees as subhuman
It is never radical or revolutionary to only change the definition of who is seen as subhuman
The last holiday gift has finally been delivered, minus a massage gift certificate I’m picking up on Wednesday, so I can finally wrap everything! But that’s for later. For now, it’s Read In Bed With a Coffee time.
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The last holiday gift has finally been delivered, minus a massage gift certificate I’m picking up on Wednesday, so I can finally wrap everything! But that’s for later. For now, it’s Read In Bed With a Coffee time.
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Only a year older than me, and with children waiting for their father to come home. And still he ran directly at danger to confront it, no doubt saving countless lives.
Ahmed al Ahmed, a Lebanese Muslim who owns a Sydney fruit shop, risked his life to disarm one of the Bondi Beach shooters.
His courage gives me hope amidst the horror and darkness. Muslims and Jews are not enemies. Our futures, in the Middle East and beyond, are intrinsically bound.
A true hero.
His courage gives me hope amidst the horror and darkness. Muslims and Jews are not enemies. Our futures, in the Middle East and beyond, are intrinsically bound.
A true hero.
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Only a year older than me, and with children waiting for their father to come home. And still he ran directly at danger to confront it, no doubt saving countless lives.
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This whole thing should simply be a commercial. Frankly, if the Democrats have any sense at all, they will take this clip and pay to air it, unedited, across 90 seconds of Superbowl airtime
Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported?
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This whole thing should simply be a commercial. Frankly, if the Democrats have any sense at all, they will take this clip and pay to air it, unedited, across 90 seconds of Superbowl airtime
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You'll never guess who the likes are on these posts (thanks for friends who provided the screenshots) are from
And Jennifer seems to basically responding in real time to all of lotionlady's posts?
So my ? is simple
Why is @thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social pulling a Rachel Dolezal?
And Jennifer seems to basically responding in real time to all of lotionlady's posts?
So my ? is simple
Why is @thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social pulling a Rachel Dolezal?
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You'll never guess who the likes are on these posts (thanks for friends who provided the screenshots) are from
And Jennifer seems to basically responding in real time to all of lotionlady's posts?
So my ? is simple
Why is @thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social pulling a Rachel Dolezal?
And Jennifer seems to basically responding in real time to all of lotionlady's posts?
So my ? is simple
Why is @thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social pulling a Rachel Dolezal?
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Oh this is rich, as @thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social started her ranting @listifications.app alerted me that I was blocked by @princessjennifer.bsky.social
You'll notice the interesting coincidence of blocking here. All the people lotionlady is attacking in short order
And an AI generated pic? 🧵
You'll notice the interesting coincidence of blocking here. All the people lotionlady is attacking in short order
And an AI generated pic? 🧵
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh this is rich, as @thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social started her ranting @listifications.app alerted me that I was blocked by @princessjennifer.bsky.social
You'll notice the interesting coincidence of blocking here. All the people lotionlady is attacking in short order
And an AI generated pic? 🧵
You'll notice the interesting coincidence of blocking here. All the people lotionlady is attacking in short order
And an AI generated pic? 🧵
So @thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social’s favorite response is claiming that anyone who thinks she’s an insufferable asshole (which she definitely is, my GOD) is doing so because, idk, we’re upholding white supremacy? Or something? She didn’t deny my accusations, tho! She DID prevent me from replying!
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
So @thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social’s favorite response is claiming that anyone who thinks she’s an insufferable asshole (which she definitely is, my GOD) is doing so because, idk, we’re upholding white supremacy? Or something? She didn’t deny my accusations, tho! She DID prevent me from replying!
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I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
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I have gone to four stores in the past week and NONE OF THEM had a purple blanket. NONE. What the fuck, people? I just wanna get the last gift for my kid for the angel tree! Stop making me have to pay to have stuff shipped!!!
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have gone to four stores in the past week and NONE OF THEM had a purple blanket. NONE. What the fuck, people? I just wanna get the last gift for my kid for the angel tree! Stop making me have to pay to have stuff shipped!!!
Midwestern Winter Chic @gregdoucette.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Midwestern Winter Chic @gregdoucette.bsky.social
Not that doing this to ANY anime is okay but of all anime they could do this to...THEY DID THIS TO **BANANA FISH**?????????
Hey just so you know Amazon decided to give us an AI ENGLISH DUB of Banana Fish instead of actually hiring real voice actors
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Not that doing this to ANY anime is okay but of all anime they could do this to...THEY DID THIS TO **BANANA FISH**?????????
Also we're supposed to get like 6-12" of snow here tomorrow (our second Big Snow of the month!) and I about pissed myself laughing when a transplant on r/ChicagoSuburbs GENUINELY asked if the CTA or Metra would still be running in snow.
MY GOOD BITCH.
MY GOOD BITCH.
It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Also we're supposed to get like 6-12" of snow here tomorrow (our second Big Snow of the month!) and I about pissed myself laughing when a transplant on r/ChicagoSuburbs GENUINELY asked if the CTA or Metra would still be running in snow.
MY GOOD BITCH.
MY GOOD BITCH.
Reading "Parable of the Sower" in 2025 is eerily reminiscent of when I read "The Handmaid's Tale" in 2016.
a man is looking at a woman in a mirror and smiling .
ALT: a man is looking at a woman in a mirror and smiling .
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November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reading "Parable of the Sower" in 2025 is eerily reminiscent of when I read "The Handmaid's Tale" in 2016.