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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈
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Home of Syvie the Boingshark and Melissa, her mud-covered human.
#UglyDogs 🛷
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈 @muppybean.bsky.social · Oct 17
Reposting so I can pin this
kjzack6.bsky.social Karen Zack @kjzack6.bsky.social · Oct 16
Sorry, I’ve been offline a lot today or I would have caught this. It’s also linked on my profile page. Always glad to have more come over!
muppybean.bsky.social
@profbardlaw.bsky.social I couldn't reply to your cheesecake post, but I believe the crack comes from it cooling too quickly. I *think* when it's done you leave it in the oven with the door cracked so it cools more slowly.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
@kittehofdovrefjel.bsky.social this kind of experiment seems to draw on your experience from both your current and former professions
oldenoughtosay.com madeline odent @oldenoughtosay.com · 2h
I will accept adaptation suggestions from competent cooks; the goal here is “can we get popcorn to pop inside a poultry”

and then I’ll decide to do whatever I do, no arguing with the quizmaster
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
🦈 SHHH... SYVIES IS WATCHING HER STORIES 🦈
An amber dog on the side of the road watching squirrels in the tree across from her
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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trickofthelight.bsky.social
Anyone have an artistic buddy who makes flowerpots? Would rather buy from a small business/artist than from Amazon or something. I have a succulent that needs a new home.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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szstrw.bsky.social
Good idea
A black lab named Hobbes laying on a goldish colored chair with dark paisley stitching. He has wormed his way behind the tan protective chair cover so just his rump and two legs are visible against the right armrest. The rest of Hobbes is sleeping in the chair cover tent
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
Oh hell yes #UglyDogs
ccsleddograce.bsky.social Canadian Challenge Sled Dog Race @ccsleddograce.bsky.social · 16h
NEED SOME INSPIRATION FOR A BEAUTIFUL GIFT? OR JUST AFTER SOME TOTALLY FAB NEW GEAR...? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER THAN OUR HAND-CRAFTED BEAVER MITTS

We have a stunning pair of medium/large beaver gauntlets made with hand tanned smoked moose hide that we are raffling off for $25 a spot.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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mac-b5.stickimporters.com
WHEEEEEEEE!!!
A photoshopped image of Pollox being chased by Syvie being chased by a deer
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Everybody knows there are standard hot dog configurations, especially regionally. Things like the classic ketchup and/or mustard, chili, slaw, Reuben, Chicago, Sonoran, Seattle...

But what's your unhinged hot dog topping combo you swear by? I'm thinking of doing a video series where I try them all.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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yukikazesiberians.bsky.social
The team is looking great ♥️
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
🦈 ONE LEGGY OUTS TO KEEPS COOLS 🦈
An amber dog sleeping in a shrimp position
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
muppybean.bsky.social
@mac-b5.stickimporters.com fighting with us over top sheets
tittyjenkins.bsky.social Thee Titty Jenkins @tittyjenkins.bsky.social · 2d
Bitch what the fuck?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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garfieldscreens.bsky.social
episode 012
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
🦈 JOANS IS BACKS!! 🦈
An amber dog catching a large stuffed shark
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
🦈 SYVIES WOULD LIKES TO SEES YOUR MEDICALS LICENSE "DOCTORS" 🦈
A skeptical looking amber dog standing behind a torn open stuffed shark.
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
I don’t need an HDTV I need an ADHDTV that knows when I break eye contact to play on my phone and has a button that skips my show right back to that point
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
🦈 SYVIES GOTS HER REVENGIES!! BELLY FLORPS IN THE PUDDLIES! HEHEH HEH HEH 🦈
A very muddy amber dog standing next to a large puddle
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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boganella.bsky.social
When ya Womble is a pork chop.
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
🦈 DOES ANYBUDDIES GIVES BALLS NOW LESSONS? THE HUMANS NEEDIES SOME WORKS🦈
An orange ball about the size of a grapefruit stuck in the branches of a small tree An aggrieved looking amber dog wondering if she could possibly trade her human in for something a little more competent
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
🦈 STATUS UPDATES: SYVIES STILL UNLUBBED 🦈
A poor, despondent, amber dog giving me a look because I refuse to go upstairs to bed
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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elelegante101.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
🦈 WHATS DO YOU MEANS 'SYVIES GO AWAYS'?!?? 🙀🦈
An amber dog who's frankly insulted the human will not abide her wish for bedtime
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
@mac-b5.stickimporters.com
itsthebrandi.bsky.social Brandi, Adebisi's Tiny Santa Hat Hatter😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 5d
Miss Norway at the Miss Universe pageant took me out.

10/10, she should guest host New Scandinavian Cooking

www.instagram.com/reel/DROqyRn...
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
Syvie has sprung Joan d'Shark from the surgical unit. @gmpug.bsky.social and @notesnthemargin.bsky.social will be happy to know I ordered a new surgical kit and Joan will no longer have an unauthorized blowhole this weekend
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
muppybean.bsky.social
🦈 WHATS?!?! ITS IS NOT FRIDAYS!! SYVIES GET SPECIAL SLALMON SUSHIS TONIGHTS? 🦈
A serious looking amber dog sitting next to a tray of sushi
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
I've learned some of you have not witnessed the Liberation of Charlie Bear
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM