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mustardwrites.bsky.social
YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛
She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘
Unapologetic ofmd girly
NSFW content, Minors DNI
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · Nov 21
Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!
Photo: navy background with flowering mustard plant. Yellow script reads: YellowMustard's Fic Directory
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Got caught in the rain, these two.
Here's a little piña coladas fanart from August 2022 for #TakeTwoTuesday. 🧡 🥥 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of young Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're dressed in 80s clothing. Stede in a blue floral print button up and Ed in a tank top over mesh. Ed's hair is a messy mullet and Stede's is feathered. They're leaning in close and their eyes are shut while touching each other's faces.
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
happy birthday kerry!!! 🎈💝🎉
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
RIGHT i visited the giant omelette and that tombola game each day like it was my JOB
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
age verification? you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
a screenshot of all the neopets choices
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
*SO* good. they both cry.

(i realise i am not exactly breaking any new ground here but it makes me happy every time i read it/write it/listen to it/see it happening in my brain 😌)
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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cremeisheere.bsky.social
he’s just like me fr
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
oh BEAUTIFUL!
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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deanbird.bsky.social
Sliding onto the timeline a little late but here's the April art for @gbcalendar.bsky.social !! A breezy day in the beach grass 🥹💜

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Ed and Stede lying in swirling beach grass. They're holding hands and looking at each other. There are little white flowers in patches around them, some of the patches are shaped like hearts, including the one between their faces. Two gulls are flying overhead. The boys are in their academy outfits - billowy white shirts, black pants and dark gray socks- but Ed has a little more of a beard than in that episode. Stede's shirt is unbuttoned and open, Ed's is unbuttoned only halfway and still tucked in.
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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ramsaybaggins.bsky.social
I need Our Flag Means Death back, actually.
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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stedebonnet.bsky.social
pretty boy stede darby i miss him so much in ofmd bts where he was playing rock paper scissors with samba except i've cracked up the warmth and took down saturation so it looks like a selfie on the whisper app where he's asking "does anyone have the answers to the prostate exam" . sorry i waffled please laugh
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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smolbus.bsky.social
gentleing some beards for once, it's been a while

comm for @butterscup95.bsky.social 💛

#ofmd #gentlebeard
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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mariwho.bsky.social
Some fanart from long ago on the bird app, by DoryWhynot (I have it saved as 'Grace' but I don't recall if that was the actual title or just what I called it when saving it) anyway they have a shop: www.dorywhynot.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:43 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
as she deserves 😌💛
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
oh my goddddd, i LOVE it. adding this to my ever-growing list of Things To Bid On With The Violent Aggression Of An Only-Child Who Wants Something🥰😍
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Our Flag Means Death
Meme of Patrick Stewart looking shocked/concerned. Top panel says: IS HE GONNA KISS HIM? I MEAN, HE HAS TO, RIGHT? KISS HIM. JUST KISS HIM ALREADY. DO IT. Bottom panel says: HOLY SHIT HE FUCKING STABBED HIM.
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
ROWAN!! happy birthday friend! have the best day!! 🤩💞
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
unrelated but the protagonist of the book I'm reading rn is called Mirabelle and i think of your special lady every time she's mentioned 😌💞
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
YAY BOO!!
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
they are SO pretty, obsessed with your collection! (my copy of r&r remains to date the most special thing i own. I mean it; my house is burning down? that's what I'm running back to rescue)
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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bookknobs.bsky.social
Would anyone like a little peek at my fic shelves? Maybe get some ideas for binding your own fic or if you're going to try your chances in the craft fair? Drop me your favourite Rhysie pic and let me know what you'd like a closer look at.
A mini bookshelf filled with OFMD fanfics I've bound. There are WWDITS Funkos hanging out on the top and two OFMD candles as well.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I mentioned this one as my 'hottest' piece to AoG watchers! There's others that might be arguably hotter, but I just love his confidence and fuzziness so much in this one. 🥰

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #AoGVC
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's reclined on a couch with is arms above his head. He's nude, but he has his legs crossed in a way that is strategically hiding his nethers. He's wearing silk stockings and heeled shoes, both with giant purple bows. His hair is down around his shoulders. He's smiling, a little smug, and definitely is aware Stede is looking right back at him. Undoubtedly flustered from somewhere off screen.
February 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
Loot that drops after defeating me:

1) empty energy drink cans (multiple)
2) massive pair of goofy earrings
3) pack of rainbow gel pens (glitter)
4) anxious FOMO
5) a faint echo of 'hey are you mad at me? sorry i'm not trying to be weird i was just sensing a vibe sorry--"
ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 2d
Loot that drops after defeating me:

1) many tiny colourful beads
2) blood pressure meds
3) three months worth of menstrual blood, all at once
4) skin I have been picking from my fingers
5) a sigh half of resignation and half of relief
coreypoetry.bsky.social Corey 🌈🦊🐦‍⬛🌻 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 2d
Loot that drops after defeating me:

1) origami frogs
2) half empty bottle of Prozac
3) notebook full of nothing but curlicues
4) antique prayer card for a forgotten saint
5) pierogi
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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gerlindemoon.bsky.social
I have done what I can 😔 (ignore the unfinished arm. I was done trying to draw the awkward angle over and over again)
An illustration/sketch of Ed Teach from OFMD drawn in Chappel Roan’s iconic dress worn at the 2026 Grammy’s. The dress is being held up by nipple jewelry draping the waist and showing a full exposure of the chest and arms. Two angles are drawn of Ed with the angle on the left showing the dress on full display as he looks to the side as if he’s facing cameras. The other angle shows Ed turned away from the viewer but is looking over his right shoulder and is showing the open back of the dress while his hair flows down his back.
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
CAN RELATE
February 8, 2026 at 10:19 AM