YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛
She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘
Unapologetic ofmd girly
NSFW content, Minors DNI
YellowMustard on Ao3!
She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘
Unapologetic ofmd girly
NSFW content, Minors DNI
YellowMustard on Ao3!
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YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!
this one's been sitting in fic purgatory for over a year but I'd LOVE to come back to it 😌
February 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
this one's been sitting in fic purgatory for over a year but I'd LOVE to come back to it 😌
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November 13, 2024 at 1:46 PM
just finished listening and this is SUCH an adorable reading, thank you so much boy!!! 🥹💖😍
My podfic of Best of Three by @mustardwrites.bsky.social.
Today might be the day Ed finally botches the rules.
There’s this guy, right?
(OR: Ed works a sideshow alley game at a carnival. But there's this GUY, right?)
Today might be the day Ed finally botches the rules.
There’s this guy, right?
(OR: Ed works a sideshow alley game at a carnival. But there's this GUY, right?)
February 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
just finished listening and this is SUCH an adorable reading, thank you so much boy!!! 🥹💖😍
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i could vomit right now. ed wants to get married. oh my god. oh my god. he wants to get married
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
i could vomit right now. ed wants to get married. oh my god. oh my god. he wants to get married
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happy Valentine’s Day Stede and Ed are making out nasty-style all day for the occasion 🫶
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 AM
happy Valentine’s Day Stede and Ed are making out nasty-style all day for the occasion 🫶
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the gayest thing he has ever done and I've seen him kiss a man multiple times
February 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
the gayest thing he has ever done and I've seen him kiss a man multiple times
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when ed is speaking to stede in that soft voice 🫠
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
when ed is speaking to stede in that soft voice 🫠
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I saw a tiktok saying that the success of heated rivalry is making streamers reassess their priorities for what shows they order/produce.
This is how we get OFMD S3.
This is how we get OFMD S3.
February 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I saw a tiktok saying that the success of heated rivalry is making streamers reassess their priorities for what shows they order/produce.
This is how we get OFMD S3.
This is how we get OFMD S3.
i got this yummy lavender done last year, which felt EXTRA special bc @fablizpoppe.bsky.social & @sdryan.bsky.social were there getting florals right along with meeee 🥹💖
February 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
i got this yummy lavender done last year, which felt EXTRA special bc @fablizpoppe.bsky.social & @sdryan.bsky.social were there getting florals right along with meeee 🥹💖
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Soft-dom Stede Bonnet, you will always be it for me.
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Soft-dom Stede Bonnet, you will always be it for me.
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My podfic of Best of Three by @mustardwrites.bsky.social.
Today might be the day Ed finally botches the rules.
There’s this guy, right?
(OR: Ed works a sideshow alley game at a carnival. But there's this GUY, right?)
Today might be the day Ed finally botches the rules.
There’s this guy, right?
(OR: Ed works a sideshow alley game at a carnival. But there's this GUY, right?)
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
My podfic of Best of Three by @mustardwrites.bsky.social.
Today might be the day Ed finally botches the rules.
There’s this guy, right?
(OR: Ed works a sideshow alley game at a carnival. But there's this GUY, right?)
Today might be the day Ed finally botches the rules.
There’s this guy, right?
(OR: Ed works a sideshow alley game at a carnival. But there's this GUY, right?)
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#timelapse #lost&found #ofmd
i posted too many shitposts with my silly drawings and i can't find anything there -___- reposting this bc i just found it.
#timelapse #lost&found #ofmd
i posted too many shitposts with my silly drawings and i can't find anything there -___- reposting this bc i just found it.
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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#timelapse #lost&found #ofmd
i posted too many shitposts with my silly drawings and i can't find anything there -___- reposting this bc i just found it.
#timelapse #lost&found #ofmd
i posted too many shitposts with my silly drawings and i can't find anything there -___- reposting this bc i just found it.
i mean ok but ed can still borrow it whenever he wants honestly 💜
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 AM
i mean ok but ed can still borrow it whenever he wants honestly 💜
happy #wipwednesday, i have been SO SO slowly picking away at this oneshot 👀
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 PM
happy #wipwednesday, i have been SO SO slowly picking away at this oneshot 👀
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Got caught in the rain, these two.
Here's a little piña coladas fanart from August 2022 for #TakeTwoTuesday. 🧡 🥥 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Here's a little piña coladas fanart from August 2022 for #TakeTwoTuesday. 🧡 🥥 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Got caught in the rain, these two.
Here's a little piña coladas fanart from August 2022 for #TakeTwoTuesday. 🧡 🥥 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Here's a little piña coladas fanart from August 2022 for #TakeTwoTuesday. 🧡 🥥 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
age verification? you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
age verification? you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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he’s just like me fr
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 AM
he’s just like me fr
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Sliding onto the timeline a little late but here's the April art for @gbcalendar.bsky.social !! A breezy day in the beach grass 🥹💜
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Sliding onto the timeline a little late but here's the April art for @gbcalendar.bsky.social !! A breezy day in the beach grass 🥹💜
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
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I need Our Flag Means Death back, actually.
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I need Our Flag Means Death back, actually.
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gentleing some beards for once, it's been a while
comm for @butterscup95.bsky.social 💛
#ofmd #gentlebeard
comm for @butterscup95.bsky.social 💛
#ofmd #gentlebeard
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
gentleing some beards for once, it's been a while
comm for @butterscup95.bsky.social 💛
#ofmd #gentlebeard
comm for @butterscup95.bsky.social 💛
#ofmd #gentlebeard
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Some fanart from long ago on the bird app, by DoryWhynot (I have it saved as 'Grace' but I don't recall if that was the actual title or just what I called it when saving it) anyway they have a shop: www.dorywhynot.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Some fanart from long ago on the bird app, by DoryWhynot (I have it saved as 'Grace' but I don't recall if that was the actual title or just what I called it when saving it) anyway they have a shop: www.dorywhynot.com