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YellowMustard

@mustardwrites.bsky.social

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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛 She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘 Unapologetic ofmd girly NSFW content, Minors DNI YellowMustard on Ao3!

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · Nov 21

Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!

Photo: navy background with flowering mustard plant. Yellow script reads: YellowMustard's Fic Directory

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 8h

happy birthday!! the cake is adorable! 😍

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 8h

oh STRONGLY agree with all of this actually 😌

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 10h

had to unwrap this gentleman solely for his close-up 📸 get you a friend like @clairegregoryau.bsky.social who makes and hand-delivers sourdough for you 🥹🫶

a super pretty cob-loaf of sourdough with flour dusting and scoring on the top

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 11h

i've been told 😔

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boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon @happydaiz.bsky.social · 11h

Chapter 3 of the podfic of The Colour and the Shape by @mustardwrites.bsky.social with art by bbyteach.

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 14h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

- rocket (arugula)
- that nick cage film where he's a pilot and the rapture happens (i went into it blind and it was awful)
- dancing queen, sorryyyy

xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 15h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

- balut
- Koyaanisqatsi
- (i can think of a few, but if i admitted it out loud on main i think i'd be kicked out of the fandom 🤐)

ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 16h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

- bell pepper
- 500 days of summer
- hey there delilah

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 16h

#inktober #inktoberheavy #gentlebeard #ofmd

it supposed to be gentlebeard in bed, i am too lazy about tattoos and everything else is wrong too. but the prompt was "heavy" and the best kind of weight is weight of your sleeping lover on your chest.. 🤔

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cara is doing it #ForRhysie @carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social · 21h

YOUR BODY DOESNT KNOW ITS A PLAY, I scream as they wrestle me into a straitjacket and grippy socks

Patri @ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social · 21h

"They really just honored that scene, and the thing they brought to it is their natural connection and really playing it honestly with each other, and listening to each other, and the way they look at each other, and how tender they are with each other." #OurFlagMeansDeath

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 18h

or: consider

meme of ed teach's face superimposed on willy wonka as played by gene wilder in the scene where he's holding the flower shaped candy tea cup and he looks like he's pondering his life choices

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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 17h

@politestmenace.bsky.social came through! Everybody clap!

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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d

I did n o t see that coming. At a l l.

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Ann 🐙🧜🏼‍♂️💜 @ofmd-ann.bsky.social · 2d

💕

#edwardteach #ofmd

A photo screencap edit of Edward Teach in Our flag means death episode S02E07, man on fire. During his conflict with Stede :( himb pretty

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Apr 30

Telephone Friend
@ironyhat.bsky.social
All my friends should live within walking distance of me. Furthermore, the store (a type of friend) should be within walking distance also.
December 1, 2023 at 6:49 PM

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no context our flag means death @ofmdnocontext.bsky.social · 2d

happy world mental health day 🖤

Two screenshots of Edward Teach from OFMD, standing in the break up robe surrounded by the crew.

"And thank you, you guys. It's pretty difficult to lay yourself bare in front of others, you know?"

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Inês 🍊 @ohtangerines.bsky.social · 2d

We can live in silks and leathers 🍰
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Five coloured sketches of the progression of Stede's outfits through the series.
First sketch: Stede walking around with the potted fern and a quill pen, wearing a light teal vest and breeches over a white shirt and stockings.
Second sketch: Stede kneeling in shock in front of the weapon that Chauncy used, his clothes from the privateer academy rumpled and dirty.
Third sketch: Stede in his celebrity pirate era, with a dark teal shirt that shows off his chest, brown leather pants and boots and a sword belt. He's winking off to his right, holding onto a rope with his left hand and his right is resting on the hilt of his sword.
Fourth sketch: Stede is back in his soft fabrics, in blue cotton pants, leather boots and a linen shirt that's wide open and sliding off his shoulders, showing bites and kisses left by Ed. In his hands he's holding onto the pink robe with a soft smile on his face.
Fifth sketch: Stede finds a middle ground in his wardrobe, mixing the softness of fine fabrics with the practicality of leather. He kept the loose shirt wide open over his chest, with shiny pearl and gold necklaces framing his neckline. He's kneeling with one leg on a stool, leather pants soft and stretching in his pose, and buttery gold leather boots adding a pop of colour to his outfit. His upper body is draped over the counter as he smiles coily at his companion (who's not in frame but is definitely Ed)

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday Lee!!! 🎉

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d

cannot BELIEVE the stairs had the audacity to put ed in Princess Jail (where he is going to starve to death 😔)

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d

WHAT IS HIS CRIME??? LET HIM 😤OUT😤

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d

stede is baked too. ed asked for a snack and stede is trying to get it for him, but he's been staring blankly into the fridge for several minutes, with the occasional giggle at absolutely nothing. to ed this feels like hours. you are so right about the pathetic whimpering.

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d

this is too big a question for ed to ponder right now, he's trapped halfway down the stairs and the current time is both yesterday and tomorrow and he's very, very dizzy

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d

ed's had an edible and he's forgotten how to walk down stairs. stede is downstairs. in ed's mind right now this is the worst night of his entire life (he will find it very funny tomorrow 😌)

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 2d

#inktoberreckless #ofmdinktober #gentlebeard

i tried to draw gentlebeard kissing instead of escaping the danger.. but i have no idea what shadows of firearms look like..😬and as one can tell from this pic i have a very vague idea of what ppl look like🤔

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d

i just read this from start to finish and ohhhh my godddd, darcy has done it again. the most insanely gorgeous character exploration 😭🌺wowowowwww my heart!!!

darcylindbergh @darcylindbergh.bsky.social · 2d

if you are interested in my take on calypso's birthday the final chapter has arrived!! read the updated tags!!

HIBISCUS

Five people who could've put a flower in Ed's hair, and one person who actually did.

archiveofourown.org/works/607472...

a big red hibiscus flower on a black background. the word hibiscus is in a flowing white text with a thin white box around it with the words by darcylindbergh at the bottom

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 3d

“There. Much better” Ed whispered softly as he rested his chin on Stede’s shoulder.

Boyfriend's pockets are the best pockets. Ed says so. Got to do an illustration for @watchtheflow.bsky.social's toasty sweet 'Bonfire Night'! 🧡

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#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're wearing modern warm clothing; coats and scarf and gloves. Ed is resting his chin on Stede's shoulder as he shoves his hands into Stede's coat pockets from behind. Stede is giggling, all crinkly eyes and dimples. The night is cold enough for their breath to show and they're lit from below from a nearby bonfire. They're as sticky toasty sweet as smores.

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FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸 @felinepharma.bsky.social · 3d

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