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mustardwrites.bsky.social
YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛
She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘
Unapologetic ofmd girly
NSFW content, Minors DNI
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · Nov 21
Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!
Photo: navy background with flowering mustard plant. Yellow script reads: YellowMustard's Fic Directory
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I mentioned this one as my 'hottest' piece to AoG watchers! There's others that might be arguably hotter, but I just love his confidence and fuzziness so much in this one. 🥰

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #AoGVC
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's reclined on a couch with is arms above his head. He's nude, but he has his legs crossed in a way that is strategically hiding his nethers. He's wearing silk stockings and heeled shoes, both with giant purple bows. His hair is down around his shoulders. He's smiling, a little smug, and definitely is aware Stede is looking right back at him. Undoubtedly flustered from somewhere off screen.
February 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
Loot that drops after defeating me:

1) empty energy drink cans (multiple)
2) massive pair of goofy earrings
3) pack of rainbow gel pens (glitter)
4) anxious FOMO
5) a faint echo of 'hey are you mad at me? sorry i'm not trying to be weird i was just sensing a vibe sorry--"
ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 1d
Loot that drops after defeating me:

1) many tiny colourful beads
2) blood pressure meds
3) three months worth of menstrual blood, all at once
4) skin I have been picking from my fingers
5) a sigh half of resignation and half of relief
coreypoetry.bsky.social Corey 🌈🦊🐦‍⬛🌻 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 1d
Loot that drops after defeating me:

1) origami frogs
2) half empty bottle of Prozac
3) notebook full of nothing but curlicues
4) antique prayer card for a forgotten saint
5) pierogi
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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gerlindemoon.bsky.social
I have done what I can 😔 (ignore the unfinished arm. I was done trying to draw the awkward angle over and over again)
An illustration/sketch of Ed Teach from OFMD drawn in Chappel Roan’s iconic dress worn at the 2026 Grammy’s. The dress is being held up by nipple jewelry draping the waist and showing a full exposure of the chest and arms. Two angles are drawn of Ed with the angle on the left showing the dress on full display as he looks to the side as if he’s facing cameras. The other angle shows Ed turned away from the viewer but is looking over his right shoulder and is showing the open back of the dress while his hair flows down his back.
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"guys has anyone seen my keys?"

"LITERAL superstar? in MY classroom?? 😍"

"page 23. no, 23. 23. see how i wrote page 23 on the board? yep, 23. turn to page 23. yep, 23. 23--"

"no really team, the keys. gone."
littlefingies.bsky.social Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍉🔞 gay pirate yapping @littlefingies.bsky.social · 1d
Without naming yout job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Did you read the instructions tab?" (spoilers, they did not, they never do)
ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social Ed Zeppelin 🏴‍☠️COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴‍☠️ @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social · 1d
Without naming yout job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“NO RUNNING”
(Usually followed by “fine crack your head open if you want”)
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
she's finished and craft market ready!! @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social 🥰🥰
beaded embroidery on a hoop. Mish-mash of purple, orange and teal sequins, beads and charms. Alphabet beads read: it's about belonging to something. (I'm not great at embroidery, beaded or otherwise, but I think it turned out pretty cute 😌)
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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asisherright.bsky.social
Two more nickels
Hudson Williams peeking over a table Stede Bonnet peeking over the deck of a ship
February 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
I’ve spent my day watching @actofgracecon.bsky.social panels and drawing Ed. It’s been the best day I’ve had all week.

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death posing in an unbuttoned denim shirt and jeans. He has his hands raised above his head, his mouth slightly opened, and is making eye contact with the viewer. He’s posing in a similar fashion to a recent photo of Hudson Williams.
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
it's past midnight which means sexual sunday and i get to tell y'all about the time stede makes ed come so hard he passes out and it's straight up the most terrifying 20 seconds of stede's life (he did not know this could happen so the only reasonable explanation is that he has fucked Ed to death 🪦)
February 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
wip 👀👀👀
February 7, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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deanbird.bsky.social
Out for an early morning surf!

Thanks for the prompt @petrichorca.bsky.social 💜

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Ed standing at the edge of the ocean at dawn removing a wetsuit. He's naked beneath and his butt is just peeking out and so you can see delightful little dimples above each cheek. The sky and ocean are pink, purple, and blue.
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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jiskechristine.bsky.social
Someone's ready to go out ;)
Greyscale drawing of Edward Teach. He has his hair up with a few loose strands framing his face. He is wearing leather trousers and a crop top with a keyhole that shows the bird tattoo on his sternum. His arms are densely tattooed. He is gazing at the viewer with a tilted head and a cheeky smile.
February 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
edward teach- our flag means death season 2 episode 1 and 2
A tweet from mfnravn that says "i suck at acting nonchalant bitch i miss you and i'm dying without you"
February 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
he had a very rough night last night
February 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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mimimaruuu.bsky.social
loverboy of all time #ilyarozanov #heatedrivalry
February 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
They're undisputed halloween costume champions, no matter how much Lucius complains.

Here's my art for October in the 2026 Gentlebeard calendar! Ed's still on the hunt for sparkly orange color-stay lipstick. 🧡

@gbcalendar.bsky.social

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Drawing for the 2026 Gentlebeard calendar staring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed and Stede are dressed up in couple's knife and carved pumpkin costumes. Stede is wearing the knife costume and his face is smeared with orange tinted kisses. Ed is wearing a pumpkin top on his head and an inflated jack-o-lantern costume. His orange lipstick is smeared on his lips and on the pumpkin spice latte he's holding. Stede is giving finger guns and Ed is holding his phone in selfie-mode. He's saying "Stede ran me through!" while Stede winks. Lucius is grossed out in the background and muttering "oh my god".
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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sensationseekng.bsky.social
todays half hour (ish)
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#ofmdart
Ed teach naked posing seductively on a chair seen form the side and back. He's chubby with a caked up ass and soft belly sitting in his lap. Hes really hot and it seems like he knows it. Ofmd our flag means death Edward teach
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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karrahe.bsky.social
The Wound That Woke the Kraken, #OFMD fanart, one of my favourite pieces and I think the only one I've ever named 🤔

Busily working on NDA things so pardon the reposts! ❤️
Blackbeard tarot card painting from OFMD. He stands waist deep in the ocean, eyes closed in pain. A kraken tentacle emerges from the sea and has begun circling him. A rapier pierces his heart, where he holds a swatch of red cloth that resembles blood. The sword points to a distant lighthouse on the horizon
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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in-otter-news.bsky.social
Here is an otter snoot to help you through the day.
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
Quote tweet with the thing the most stereotypically from your country about you.

love hot summers. live at the beach. would thrive on a diet of vegemite sandwiches and fairy bread. not overly bothered by bugs or snakes. will use the word dickhead as a term of endearment. nauuuurrr.
littlefingies.bsky.social Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍉🔞 gay pirate yapping @littlefingies.bsky.social · 4d
Quote tweet with the thing the most stereotypically from your country about you.

These were a regular feature of my childhood. Driving on a really windy day you're playing frogger with them
February 5, 2026 at 9:05 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you

i was INCHES away from being a Jessica y'all
politestmenace.bsky.social R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 5d
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you

Alexis if I’d been a boy, nickname Alyosha (my mom was a Russian lit major). Alexis actually woulda been a cool NB name
redshiftsinger.bsky.social Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social · 5d
Introduce yourself with the band your parents almost gave you

Richard or Robert.

I would’ve been either Dick or Bob if I’d been born with… y’know, the first thing 😂

Turns out the *first* ultrasound tech was more right than anyone knew, about my actual gender, but.
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
did you know canon-era Ed invented the practice of doing a hair trial before the wedding? true facts
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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intheblanketfort.bsky.social
My version of Ed in Chappel's Grammys dress ♥️ #ofmdfanart
A digital drawing of Ed Teach wearing Chappel Roan's dress from the 2026 Grammys. The gown is made of a sheer burgundy fabric and is strapless (it's attached at his nipple piercings). He is turned away from the viewer, glancing over his shoulder, his expression pensive. His long gray hair streams out behind him, and he's holding a pearl necklace.
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
*boop*
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Black and white cartoon sketch of Stede and Ed from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is hooking his chin over Stede’s right shoulder from behind and tenderly poking Stede’s left cheek. Stede is cradling the side ofmEd’s face with his left hand. They are both grinning at each other like two fools in love.
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
i may be back to being Mrs Mustard from 8:30am to 3:00pm on weekdays, but during my off hours I'm finally starting to sink back into some words again, so happy #wipwednesday
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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clairegregoryau.bsky.social
With the Winter Olympics kicking off this week I meant to share this one for #taketwotuesday- created by @ghostalservice.bsky.social, @mossgroves.bsky.social and myself, full of gorgeous Moss art, it's 55K of figure skaters Ed and Stede competing at Vancouver 2010 and falling head over heels 🔗👇
Cover art by Mossgroves for the Our Flag Means Death fic 'Til We See the Sunlight, featuring figure skaters Ed and Stede skating on a rink and laughing together, lit in purple, pink and blue
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM