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YellowMustard

@mustardwrites.bsky.social

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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛 She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘 Unapologetic ofmd girly NSFW content, Minors DNI YellowMustard on Ao3!

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · Nov 21

Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!

Photo: navy background with flowering mustard plant. Yellow script reads: YellowMustard's Fic Directory

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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 20h

I did n o t see that coming. At a l l.

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Ann 🐙🧜🏼‍♂️💜 @ofmd-ann.bsky.social · 1d

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#edwardteach #ofmd

A photo screencap edit of Edward Teach in Our flag means death episode S02E07, man on fire. During his conflict with Stede :( himb pretty

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Apr 30

Telephone Friend
@ironyhat.bsky.social
All my friends should live within walking distance of me. Furthermore, the store (a type of friend) should be within walking distance also.
December 1, 2023 at 6:49 PM

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no context our flag means death @ofmdnocontext.bsky.social · 1d

happy world mental health day 🖤

Two screenshots of Edward Teach from OFMD, standing in the break up robe surrounded by the crew.

"And thank you, you guys. It's pretty difficult to lay yourself bare in front of others, you know?"

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Inês 🍊 @ohtangerines.bsky.social · 1d

We can live in silks and leathers 🍰
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Five coloured sketches of the progression of Stede's outfits through the series.
First sketch: Stede walking around with the potted fern and a quill pen, wearing a light teal vest and breeches over a white shirt and stockings.
Second sketch: Stede kneeling in shock in front of the weapon that Chauncy used, his clothes from the privateer academy rumpled and dirty.
Third sketch: Stede in his celebrity pirate era, with a dark teal shirt that shows off his chest, brown leather pants and boots and a sword belt. He's winking off to his right, holding onto a rope with his left hand and his right is resting on the hilt of his sword.
Fourth sketch: Stede is back in his soft fabrics, in blue cotton pants, leather boots and a linen shirt that's wide open and sliding off his shoulders, showing bites and kisses left by Ed. In his hands he's holding onto the pink robe with a soft smile on his face.
Fifth sketch: Stede finds a middle ground in his wardrobe, mixing the softness of fine fabrics with the practicality of leather. He kept the loose shirt wide open over his chest, with shiny pearl and gold necklaces framing his neckline. He's kneeling with one leg on a stool, leather pants soft and stretching in his pose, and buttery gold leather boots adding a pop of colour to his outfit. His upper body is draped over the counter as he smiles coily at his companion (who's not in frame but is definitely Ed)

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday Lee!!! 🎉

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 1d

cannot BELIEVE the stairs had the audacity to put ed in Princess Jail (where he is going to starve to death 😔)

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT IS HIS CRIME??? LET HIM 😤OUT😤

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 1d

stede is baked too. ed asked for a snack and stede is trying to get it for him, but he's been staring blankly into the fridge for several minutes, with the occasional giggle at absolutely nothing. to ed this feels like hours. you are so right about the pathetic whimpering.

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 1d

this is too big a question for ed to ponder right now, he's trapped halfway down the stairs and the current time is both yesterday and tomorrow and he's very, very dizzy

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 1d

ed's had an edible and he's forgotten how to walk down stairs. stede is downstairs. in ed's mind right now this is the worst night of his entire life (he will find it very funny tomorrow 😌)

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 2d

#inktoberreckless #ofmdinktober #gentlebeard

i tried to draw gentlebeard kissing instead of escaping the danger.. but i have no idea what shadows of firearms look like..😬and as one can tell from this pic i have a very vague idea of what ppl look like🤔

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d

i just read this from start to finish and ohhhh my godddd, darcy has done it again. the most insanely gorgeous character exploration 😭🌺wowowowwww my heart!!!

darcylindbergh @darcylindbergh.bsky.social · 2d

if you are interested in my take on calypso's birthday the final chapter has arrived!! read the updated tags!!

HIBISCUS

Five people who could've put a flower in Ed's hair, and one person who actually did.

archiveofourown.org/works/607472...

a big red hibiscus flower on a black background. the word hibiscus is in a flowing white text with a thin white box around it with the words by darcylindbergh at the bottom

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 2d

“There. Much better” Ed whispered softly as he rested his chin on Stede’s shoulder.

Boyfriend's pockets are the best pockets. Ed says so. Got to do an illustration for @watchtheflow.bsky.social's toasty sweet 'Bonfire Night'! 🧡

archiveofourown.org/works/60437458

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're wearing modern warm clothing; coats and scarf and gloves. Ed is resting his chin on Stede's shoulder as he shoves his hands into Stede's coat pockets from behind. Stede is giggling, all crinkly eyes and dimples. The night is cold enough for their breath to show and they're lit from below from a nearby bonfire. They're as sticky toasty sweet as smores.

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FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸 @felinepharma.bsky.social · 2d

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d

oh WOW, lovely!!! 🤩

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · Jan 4

POV: You are trying to find fanfiction to read in 2004

Screenshot of an old fanfiction site
It's bright blue text on a horrific pink/black tiled background

This is the fanwork submission section. If you have fanart or fanfiction you'd like to share, submit it to the Yahoo site and either myself or my Co-Mod will put it up here. Fanart will be the first section of this page. It will be followed by fanfiction by author....unless I decide otherwise.

Any fanfiction broken into chapters will be given a section all their own after clicking the proper link. This will make things a little easier....hopefully.

Yaoi/Yuri/Profanity is permitted here though I'd like to keep it classy and tasteful if possible. All items dealing with nudity, sexual situations, yaoi/yuri are rated and marked as to alert visitors who may not want to subject themselves to such things. But, as we have taken the precaution to respect the ideas of those people, we demand that we recieve respect in return, free from sensless flaming and bashing. If you can't say something nice, don't bother saying anything at all. You've been warned.

Screenshot of an old fanfiction site with a dark grey Egyptian themed wallpaper, and white text.

Text reads:

NOTE: There is NO Shounen-ai and definitely no Yaoi in my fic, and I don’t there ever will be. Sorry, but all the characters are positively just FRIENDS. Got me? I don’t understand why people just can’t be friends anymore. -_- Even my friend in school is supporting Yuri (girl x girl romance)…god…

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WARNING: If underage to view graphic material, as in *under age 17/18 or 21 depending on where you live* LEAVE NOW!!!! That means you! I refuse to be held responsible for children who don't heed my warnings. This page was created 4/1/04

Red text on a black background

I would like to thank everyone who has allowed me to post their stories on my website.
The ratings for these stories have been cleary marked next to title. They are also marked within the story. Please be warned that some of these stories deal with Adult Content of all kind.
Here is an example of how the Ratings are used.

G - low violence, humor, giddiness, no profanity.
PG - mild violence,mild profanity, mild romance.
PG-13 - violence, profanity, romance.
R - violence, profanity, implied rape, sexual situations.
NC-17 - rape, gratuitous violence and profanity, adult sexual situations.

They are all wonderful and I love them. I hope that everyone will take a few moments when they are done reading them to drop the authors a encouraging line.
Thier e-mail address have been posted with there stories. Please have fun and enjoy.
If anyone has any questoin or would like there story posted please feel free to e-mail me.

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d

ah yes, good ol' briss-bain 😌

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Basil 🌿 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 3d

Healing

Drawing of a puppy laying next to a plush bunny with the caption; "I hope you heal from the things you don't talk about"

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Deanbird @deanbird.bsky.social · 3d

He's watching Blondie over there, and is immediately, hopelessly enamoured! What ridiculous thing is Stede doing that will have Ed sauntering over in T-minus 2 minutes?

#ofmd #OFMDfanart