Matt
@muttson.bsky.social
He/They, Bi, and in a poly relationship. Occasionally I'm a brown dog.
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
I truly believe we could be living in a post-scarcity world if it weren't for the profit motive.
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I truly believe we could be living in a post-scarcity world if it weren't for the profit motive.
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Do what we tell you and we won't abandon you to everlasting torment
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Do what we tell you and we won't abandon you to everlasting torment
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This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)
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posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
Really got my fingers crossed that Zohran Mamdani will spearhead a wave of support for truly progressive policies. I want to see people realize that socialism is not the boogeyman like they've been told but rather a way to elevate those who are struggling to survive under the boot of capitalism.
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Really got my fingers crossed that Zohran Mamdani will spearhead a wave of support for truly progressive policies. I want to see people realize that socialism is not the boogeyman like they've been told but rather a way to elevate those who are struggling to survive under the boot of capitalism.
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Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal
Carved a WD Gaster pumpkin for Halloween this year! I think it turned out pretty good.
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Carved a WD Gaster pumpkin for Halloween this year! I think it turned out pretty good.
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I'm very tired of having a brain that thinks.
October 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm very tired of having a brain that thinks.
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Sci-fi authors: This is an invention I imagined that ends world hunger by synthesizing food on the spot.
Tech startup: We invented this smart dumpster that automatically calls the police if it detects anyone rummaging through unsold products that were discarded.
Tech startup: We invented this smart dumpster that automatically calls the police if it detects anyone rummaging through unsold products that were discarded.
October 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sci-fi authors: This is an invention I imagined that ends world hunger by synthesizing food on the spot.
Tech startup: We invented this smart dumpster that automatically calls the police if it detects anyone rummaging through unsold products that were discarded.
Tech startup: We invented this smart dumpster that automatically calls the police if it detects anyone rummaging through unsold products that were discarded.
Read through @chucktingle.bsky.social's Camp Damascus. What a great book. As someone who repressed my bisexuality for a long time, the early chapters in particular felt painfully relatable. I really gotta pick up a copy of Lucky Day now, and perhaps a few tinglers as well.
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Read through @chucktingle.bsky.social's Camp Damascus. What a great book. As someone who repressed my bisexuality for a long time, the early chapters in particular felt painfully relatable. I really gotta pick up a copy of Lucky Day now, and perhaps a few tinglers as well.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
October 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:
Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.
It’s time to cancel your account.
It’s time to cancel your account.
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:
A second coin has hit the towers
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A second coin has hit the towers
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
October 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
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Star fox art i’ve spent far too much time on
April 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Star fox art i’ve spent far too much time on
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Sorry but I'm not gonna shed any tears for a white nationalist who shrugged his shoulders about gun violence.
September 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sorry but I'm not gonna shed any tears for a white nationalist who shrugged his shoulders about gun violence.
Hey guys what if we made our own Donald Trump wouldn't that be hip and cool haha
I hate this so much.
I hate this so much.
Gov. Gavin Newsom tells @karaswisher.bsky.social he’s launching a memecoin — the “Trump Corruption Coin.”
Full episode drops tomorrow!
Full episode drops tomorrow!
August 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hey guys what if we made our own Donald Trump wouldn't that be hip and cool haha
I hate this so much.
I hate this so much.
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