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Mychal Lowman
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Former Site Manager at @SLCDunk, part of @SBNationNBA. Biz Dev - Affiliates, ClickBank. Posts are my own.
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NBA: We need to make the game about basketball.

Broadcast: Best we can do is 10 minutes of basketball then 50 minutes of drunk Kevin Hart doing improv like an insecure high school bully and a small break of Mr Beast doing hunger games with a smile that isn’t allowed within 1 mile of a school.
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Amazon is doing a great job of calling out Ja Morant's performance tonight without resorting to lame jokes or being disrespectful. It's refreshing to see.
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Blake Griffin calls out Ja Morant's not playing hard or being engaged 👀
Danny Ainge REALLY trying to use the NBA Cup to showcase Kyle Anderson and Jusuf Nurkic on the trade market.
Guys who haven't played for Utah in the 2nd half because of errors in the first half:

Taylor Hendricks
Brice Sensabaugh
Walt Clayton Jr
Kyle Filipowski

...uh, okay Will Hardy
What happened to Filipowski? Why does he only have 7 minutes in this game? Did he get hurt? Or are the Jazz REALLY trying to showcase Anderson in this?
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Cody Williams over Matas might go down as an all-time draft blunder. Many thought Matas was going 6th and he dropped and…yeah
congrats to cody williams for getting a foul and a turnover within the first two seconds of touching the ball
Adam Silver has a team in Los Angeles that purposefully circumvented the salary cap AND NOW he has a team that not only has evidence of really purposeful tank but their coach used it to make win gambling prop bets.

Man these two franchises are gonna lose all the draft picks.
Gambling this early in the season?
Nothing like Chauncey BIllups wasting his challenge on an unimportant out of bounds call in the 1st few mins of the game 😂
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Fans in Utah are chanting "We want Love." Don't we all.
Who’s gonna be the first team to tell their 7 footer to get experimental leg extension surgery in the offseason to guard this?
Look at this shit 👽
Perfect opening night for Jazz fans 10/10 no notes
Two missed free throws for Konan Niederhauser... free chicken for Salt Lake City
John Collins free throw costs Delta Center free chicken. Loudest boos of the night.
Sensabaugh finesse at the rim is like he has only the Basic Finish 1 package installed but it works
smh can’t believe the Jazz are only one game into the season and they’re already resting a healthy Lauri Markkanen
Clippers out here playing like they don’t know their Apple password
Nurkic with two boneheaded plays right after another. He pops Harden in the mouth with an elbow when the refs weren’t looking then he hangs on the rim after a dunk getting him a technical foul as if he has single handedly led Utah to a 30 point lead.

Galaxy brain dipshittery
Damn that was dirty by Nurkic. What is he doing there with Harden?
Mark Cuban [calling into PTFO]: No way Steve Balmer knew anything about this loss to the Jazz. Why is no one asking Uncle Dennis?
Pablo Torre gonna find out why the Clippers are getting gobsmacked by a supposed tank team.
Walker Kessler leading the Jazz in scoring just like we all predicted
Almost the same percentage of Balmer’s investment in Aspiration that went to Kawhi Leonard

ALLEGEDLY
72 PERCENT field goal shooting! 😂😂
fans reacting to the Jazz absolutely pistol whipping the clippers in the first half is better than anything I could hope for
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[thurday morning]

"the utah jazz have announced that they've relieved will hardy of his duties for conduct not detrimental enough to the team."
Can’t tank no matter how hard they try
Steve Balmer’s Clippers are getting embarrassed so bad, Mark Cuban is gonna have to argue Pablo Torre on a podcast
The Jazz picked Cody Williams over him.
Matas Buzelis NASTY dunk
Brice Sensabaugh moves and scores like your kid brother button mashing on NBA2K
I haven’t seen a young Utah team come out of the gate like this since DWill-Boozer Jazz in 2006-2007.
Pros: Clippers have just 1 turnover in the second quarter and have outscored the Jazz 25-22 in the frame.

Cons: Clippers still trail by 21.