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dan
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I've lost my purple hat. Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 Chapati I dance better than the other dads. 🔴⚪️ #Assna #Nobigots
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Morning, fame!
And Happy Halloween to all the spooky souls out there! 🎃🕸️👻😭
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"The Crown is not a politically neutral, ceremonial creche designed to produce toothy celebrity symbols for the gaiety of the nation. It is a political actor. It has its own interests. It has protected the reputation of Andrew at all costs for the best part of 15 years" despite this being "insane"
Why Britain should abolish the monarchy
Good morning.
open.substack.com
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The critical assessment from the Speaker’s Conference concludes: “We have no faith that Meta and X will resolve these issues unless they are legally obliged to do so. There is therefore no point in us recommending wholesale change of policies or modus operandi.” Instead, Ofcom and Govt need to act
'No Faith' in X and Meta to Tackle Abuse in Politics, Says Speaker's Inquiry as It Suggests MPs Leave Platforms
Damning report finds social media giants are failing in legal duties to remove threats
bylinetimes.com
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X is a cesspit led by an unhinged billionaire who is desperately trying to stir up civil war in Britain.

Nobody with any sense or decency should be there.

No organisations, government departments, or politicians should be there.

Everyone who is, is enabling this monster.
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The Times: Deadly Israeli strikes in Gaza.😱
Remember what Sally predicted? Yeah... it’s happening!
Guardian: Hostages set for freedom in key step to endless Gaza war.
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I bought my son a Joy Division tshirt for Christmas last year. What does that make me?
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A good neo-retro-post-punk-new-wave-goth mom
A distributor of joy?
She found a Sun Puddle!!!! 🌞
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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Reform UK are out in force in Eltham today, making sure that no one enjoys the outdoor market. If you're in the area, do be sure to stop by and tell them to fuck straight off. Immigrants make our country stronger and these bigots standing at the entrance to a world market is just a bridge too far.
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Books to read on World Pasta Day (today)…

•The Heart is a Cannelloni Hunter
•Love in the Time of Carbonara
•Farfalle from the Madding Crowd
•The Merchant of Vermicelli
•Silas Marinara
•Remembrance of Things Pasta
•Pi-gnocci-o
•A Tale of Two Zitis
•Fear and Loathing in Lasagne
•Al Dente's Inferno
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I'm going through a hard break-up and drinking lonely whisk, listening to The Streets- Dry your eyes, scrolling through socials then...

...randomly come across this nonsense (heard it loads as a kid love The Streets) and why am I fucking smiling...I'm meant to be crying! Still! S.O.B