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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · Jul 16
They had to invent pain almost immediately after inventing fire because too many men were "just testing it out"
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 10h
pisstopher columbus
A painting of señor pisstopher
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 11h
Logging on
Costello from file the departed learning to use firearms
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 1d
Just checked on my new year's resolutions, I had put down "Something with weight lifting" so there's still time for that
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 1d
Mystery Apple
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 3d
Ho ho ho! The ol' work / life balance amiright? I get it but still need you to work this weekend
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 3d
Baltimore oreo
A small black and white bird in a tree
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 3d
They sent me across town to chester's roughly used mattress shoppe when i asked them for a cheaper pillow
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 3d
Haven't been able to touch my toes since my toddler years 😎
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 3d
Just shipped a huge project that has consumed my life for 3.5 years and it went off without a hitch due to my genius nature
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 3d
People built entire careers with this function and we liked it that way
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 3d
It's because of you it takes twenty minutes to get a button battery out of the child proof packaging, plus they started making them taste bitter which means you have to swallow them like pills now
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 3d
Anyone who thinks I’m not neurodivergent has never seen me around animals
Yo Gabapentin holding Ozzy the black kitten
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 4d
Didn't know you could eat them
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 4d
Did you know the fda allows sale of cyanide laced apples? It's put into the seeds and could be deadly if consumed incorrectly
Common Foods That Can Be Toxic
Could a common food poison you? Find out which foods may be home to hidden toxins.
www.webmd.com
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 4d
Razorblade shaped hard candy flavored with zinc to support your halloween and immune system needs for the season
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 4d
I'm an 1123 rated chess tortoise, haven't played in a year or two and make about 1-2 moves a day if that's your jam
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 4d
I think it’s funny when people are rude to me and then act surprised when they wake up in the trunk of my car.
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 5d
Some good news , I am "stepping in" as the new Chief Innovation Officer at Slinky
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 6d
Gosh, losing money to a fraudster, is that more eccentric than a trickster
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 6d
Rigged electrons
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 7d
Corn porn
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 7d
News for olds
Fark account from 22 years ago
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 10d
I like jaywalking and coyotes but there's always someone pointing out that jaywalking puts you further away from your pack, giving the coyotes more opportunities to eat your children
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 11d
Is being wildly incompetent part of your heritage too
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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 11d
From a technical perspective, I'm a big Accept the Risk and Continue kind of guy
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