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Noah Abrahams
@nabrahams.bsky.social
New Englander in Netherlands 🇳🇱!
I sincerely want you to get ahead. Love to cook. Dad. Exhausted.
Open Source / ADHD / TTRPG / TinnedFish / Gweep / Neurospicy / E_TOOMANYHOBBIES
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Remember: In life, everyone is entitled to wear a silly hat.
So, where are we all going instead of @discord.com ?
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Well, shit.
who the fuck massacred zombocom
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Business idea: I'm going to open a goth candy store, and call it Lucretia, My Confections
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Happy Black History Month!

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

These convertible bags are spacious, cute and can be worn in so many ways including being attached to mobility devices! They're almost sold out!

Store: Bibipins.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The fact that people don't understand this is the major reason why I haven't been able to find work. (As a person who "does everything except write the code myself")
I have this sneaking suspicion that a lot of people in tech don't know how tech actually works. You sitting down at a keyboard and write love letters (code) is a very small part of big success.
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The blacksky only discourse doesn't need me chiming in over on those threads, so I'll share my thoughts over here: I think what Rudy's doing is awesome, it's more than fair, and I'll miss you all over here. Healthy and positive all around, and white people's loss for continually failing on safety.
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 AM
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Working in coordination with standwithminnesota.com and with your help, we have now paid rent for four Minneapolis families affected by ICE. Let’s keep it going!

Can we make it happen for a fifth family? Their total need is $2300.

V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater

Thank you! 💖
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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Challenge accepted!

I am raising rent funds for a Minneapolis family with four kids. They owe a month of back rent for $3975 total.

Can we make this happen for them today? I believe in us & will post receipts!

V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater

Please help and share!
Thank you 💛
tomorrow i would really like to challenge a few folks with larger followings than me to adopt a rent and raise it in one day.

my little group chat and my followers have paid like 70 families rents in the past four days. i believe that some of y’all could help us keep one family housed.
today's report:

our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children

this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I came in at 33%. I think I got a high L because I interpreted most of the long-term questions in the context of "save the planet". Also, every question about "intelligence" made me feel icky.
I created a survey so you can find out how TESCREAL you are. Answer honestly!

yuwakisaweb.pages.dev/attitude_sur...
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Just over here, staring at my handwritten to-do list, trying to figure out what the hell "Circus Tables" means...
February 5, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Weirdly satisfying being the person to push a kickstarter over its goal.
February 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Excuse me, I'll just be over here with my brain screaming.
This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it.

The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.

Let's talk about it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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No change on dual nationality but 10-year residence plan dropped www.dutchnews.nl?p=262976
No change on dual nationality but 10-year residence plan dropped
www.dutchnews.nl
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It's a toss up between

I AM DRAGGING MY ANCHOR
and
NO MEANING
tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
January 30, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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There’s so much need in Minnesota right now. Businesses are closing and rent is due soon.

If you want to help people here, there are links to rent relief & other vetted mutual aid funds on standwithminnesota.com. Please boost and donate what you can.

Thank you 🫶🏻
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
standwithminnesota.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I'm giggling so hard, people on the train are looking at me funny.
SUPERMAN: I have super strength

FLASH: I have super speed

AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures

GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
January 28, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I feel like I have writer's block for doing anything right now.

Please get out of the way, ADHD.
January 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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If you're in Southern California, I need you!

My friends over at Buchla have let me set up shop at the event to let people volunteer for a double-blind (100% safe) acoustic experiment I'm running. Attendance is free to those who RSVP, and the event itself amazing on its own!

Come say hey!
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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Uhh... not to be that guy but... I'm pretty sure the Titantic didn't, you know, "turn around."
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Yeah, this seems like benign fun. Let's give it a go.
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Realization of the moment: The AI boom has actively killed my love of technology.

Things I used to get excited about? I just don't care any more.
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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extremely long shot question: do any posthardcore fans or old punk kids who grew up in or adjacent to DC remember what the Frodus song with the lyrics “We are Frodus, prepare to die” was called or what record it was on? It is literally ungooglable
January 20, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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thinking about that post that says “answering DMs requires a spell slot while posting is a cantrip you can use repeatedly”
January 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM