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Noah Abrahams
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New Englander in Netherlands 🇳🇱!
I sincerely want you to get ahead. Love to cook. Dad. Exhausted.
Open Source / ADHD / TTRPG / TinnedFish / Gweep / Neurospicy / E_TOOMANYHOBBIES
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Remember: In life, everyone is entitled to wear a silly hat.
Post an image you can hear
February 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Granfalloon: "Today's the day!"
Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
February 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This thread gave me life this evening.
I was gonna log out for the day but I have to share my dark secret with the world: I really enjoy watching sparkly twinks leap about on the ice, and the men's figure skating final is on at the Olympics
February 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I hope this gets stuck sideways in my mailbox.
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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HELL NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Maybe the busses in Utrecht have been so bad lately, as an intentional ploy to get people to stop moving here?
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Just saying, I've been doing a bunch of reading on ATProto today, and I think I can make this work. Time to do a mindmap.
Making a note before I fall asleep: Who wants to work on a replacement for Discord with me? I have had... an idea.
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Making a note before I fall asleep: Who wants to work on a replacement for Discord with me? I have had... an idea.
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
So, where are we all going instead of @discord.com ?
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Well, shit.
who the fuck massacred zombocom
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Business idea: I'm going to open a goth candy store, and call it Lucretia, My Confections
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Happy Black History Month!

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

These convertible bags are spacious, cute and can be worn in so many ways including being attached to mobility devices! They're almost sold out!

Store: Bibipins.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The fact that people don't understand this is the major reason why I haven't been able to find work. (As a person who "does everything except write the code myself")
I have this sneaking suspicion that a lot of people in tech don't know how tech actually works. You sitting down at a keyboard and write love letters (code) is a very small part of big success.
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The blacksky only discourse doesn't need me chiming in over on those threads, so I'll share my thoughts over here: I think what Rudy's doing is awesome, it's more than fair, and I'll miss you all over here. Healthy and positive all around, and white people's loss for continually failing on safety.
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 AM
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Working in coordination with standwithminnesota.com and with your help, we have now paid rent for four Minneapolis families affected by ICE. Let’s keep it going!

Can we make it happen for a fifth family? Their total need is $2300.

V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater

Thank you! 💖
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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Challenge accepted!

I am raising rent funds for a Minneapolis family with four kids. They owe a month of back rent for $3975 total.

Can we make this happen for them today? I believe in us & will post receipts!

V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater

Please help and share!
Thank you 💛
tomorrow i would really like to challenge a few folks with larger followings than me to adopt a rent and raise it in one day.

my little group chat and my followers have paid like 70 families rents in the past four days. i believe that some of y’all could help us keep one family housed.
today's report:

our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children

this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I came in at 33%. I think I got a high L because I interpreted most of the long-term questions in the context of "save the planet". Also, every question about "intelligence" made me feel icky.
I created a survey so you can find out how TESCREAL you are. Answer honestly!

yuwakisaweb.pages.dev/attitude_sur...
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Just over here, staring at my handwritten to-do list, trying to figure out what the hell "Circus Tables" means...
February 5, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Weirdly satisfying being the person to push a kickstarter over its goal.
February 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Excuse me, I'll just be over here with my brain screaming.
This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it.

The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.

Let's talk about it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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No change on dual nationality but 10-year residence plan dropped www.dutchnews.nl?p=262976
No change on dual nationality but 10-year residence plan dropped
www.dutchnews.nl
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It's a toss up between

I AM DRAGGING MY ANCHOR
and
NO MEANING
tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
January 30, 2026 at 4:25 PM