nanette
@nanette.bsky.social
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a middle-aged librarian living on the flatlands of central Illinois magnificent weirdo, guardian of the corn trophy, teller of stories “music critic” at thebestthing.blog not a professional account by any means, it gets weird in here
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most of you (probably) know that I am a librarian, specifically a public librarian who specializes in collection management

so in 2025 I’m going to post book stuff occasionally, when I read something that I want to share

currently thinking I will pin this thread and add to it throughout the year
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damn, you got blocked by Mr. Fuzzy Fart
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colored toilet paper was the height of classiness to me when I was 8 years old. why get boring white toilet paper when you could have green toilet paper?
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the 13 year old did this with the plastic bones we bought last year and I am very proud to be raising the next generation of weirdos
A burning bush hedge that is mostly green with flecks of red. A plastic skull and two plastic hands are sticking out.
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today it was “keep on meowin’ in the free world” and Flora gave me the most appalled look

I petted her as she ran past and her ass was wet so who knows what she’s been up to. probably sat in her water dish or jumped in the sink
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the cat was getting up in my business so I sang this song to her only I changed the lyrics to “kitty cats rule” and I harassed her until she got fed up and left me alone
Idiots Rule by Jane's Addiction on Apple Music
Song · 1988 · Duration 3:00
music.apple.com
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a kid from Wilmette does not need free tuition, I hope the kid from India kicks his ass
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some good signs today! my favorites:
-things to do in Ohio: leave
-can’t spell obnoxious without OSU
A picture of my TV with the Fox football show and the crowd with all their anti-Ohio State signs
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my 10 year old desperately wanted gameday to come to Champaign this week so she could make a sign that says “Pat McAfee sucks”

she has to settle for the fox football show and expressing her hatred for Matt Leinart instead
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ohhhh I wonder if that’s what we’ve got going on around here. the 13 year old’s had a terrible sore throat for the last three days. negative for covid and flu, convenient care says it’s viral
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I don’t miss those days one bit!
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still waiting for this mug I purchased back in 2020 to become quaintly irrelevant
A white metal mug that says “I miss precedented times” with an illustration of a rose, sitting on my desk at work.
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public library and no
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when someone says pedant you pop up like the candyman
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I guess writing terrible haiku about the suffering one must undertake to be skinny doesn’t pay the bills in the year of our lord Jesus Jones 2025
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I hope she’s been seeing a good therapist who can help with these issues
Back flap of this book, which features a photo of a white woman and the following bio: Meredith Clair weighs in at a 10:00 am Brooklyn weight watchers meeting every Saturday morning. If life as a haiku poet ever loses its appeal, Ms. Clair finds solace in the thought that (a) starvation = weight loss and (b) she can always fall back on a career as a lawyer. A haiku:

Let haiku lead you
out of Hellfatdarkness. Run!
To the Land of Thin.
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in case you forgot how toxic and miserable early 2000s diet culture was, here’s an example
A book called the sound of one thigh clapping: haiku for a thinner you by Meredith Clair. It’s in a tacky faux Japanese style and features a line drawing of a serene looking woman hovering over a bathroom scale while sitting in the lotus position.
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I was too mesmerized by Roland Gift’s face to do any further research
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me looking at vendor email:

“wtf is grannycore for kids?”
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But if you’re telling me they’re the best albums, that’s something different and it might be able to provoke me into a lukewarm argument, the equivalent of a very weak slap fight
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ALSO to circle back to a discussion we have been having for the last ten months, I don’t know if this list is your favorite, or if you are declaring these albums to be the best. If it’s favorite, all anyone should do is shrug it off because people are entitled to their incorrect opinions
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don’t come at me with this debate nerd speech, this bullshit of “question the veracity”

I question nothing.