Author | Lightnews

The Funkadelic Relic

@natecorbitt.bsky.social

570 followers 1.4K following 1.7K posts

-Transplanted Cub fan in North Carolina. -Pro wrestling fan. -Ambivert -Higher education professional by day, BBQ spice purveyor by evenings and weekends. natesbbqblends.com

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · May 9

Listen up Catholics! There's going to be a few changes.

As Pope Leo kicks off his papacy, word is he's making a few holy tweaks inspired by his Chicago roots:

1. Babies will now be baptized not with holy water, but with a careful drizzle of Italian beef jus—wet, of course, like God intended.

2. Communion wafers? Nope. We're serving up thin-crust, tavern-cut pizza squares. Body of Christ—extra sausage.

3. Theo Epstein is officially replacing Saint Jude as Patron Saint of Lost Causes—his miracles nclude parting the Curse of the Bambino and resurrecting the Cubs. Moses only split a sea.

4. Sunday Mass will end promptly so the faithful can make it home for kickoff. Peace be with Da Bears.

5. The Narthex? Please. It's now called the Frunchroom. And yes, there's a coat pile.

6. Ketchup on a hot dog has officially joined the Seven Deadlies. Repent... or risk eternal side-eye.

7. All Communion wine will henceforth be sourced from Binny’s Beverage Depot. Yes, even the blood of Christ deserves a rewards card.

2 2 7

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 11h

Why do you even give Ohtani anything close to hittable in that situation?

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 11h

The Blue Jays have 3 players whose fathers played in MLB. Is that the most in baseball right now?

#MLB
#WorldSeries

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 13h

Why am I already seeing Christmas commercials????

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 13h

"I have a feeling that the team that scores more runs is gonna win this ballgame."

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 14h

Fletcher is not amused by my shenanigans.

A fluffy, white dog, possibly a Standard Poodle or Labradoodle, is sitting down indoors, looking directly at the camera. A round, donut-shaped dog toy is perfectly positioned over its nose and mouth, covering part of its face. The toy has a blue fabric border and a center pattern of yellow, orange, and white geometric shapes resembling cubes or honeycomb. The dog's brown eyes and the rest of its face are obscured, but its pinkish-brown nose is visible through the center hole of the toy. The background shows a grey sofa and a multicolored, patterned blanket the dog is resting on.

Reposted by The Funkadelic Relic

Nate's Smokehouse BBQ Blends @natesbbqblends.com · 2d

Born in the heart of the Blue Ridge Mountains, Nate’s Smokehouse BBQ Blends are crafted in small batches with all-natural ingredients — no shortcuts, no fillers, just pure flavor. Guaranteed fresh and ready to make your next cookout legendary.

Grab all the goodness at the link in bio.

#BBQmunity

A picture of a mountain ridge with the trees changing colors for the fall - golds, yellows, and browns

A picture of a mountain ridge with the trees changing colors for the fall - golds, yellows, and browns. The blue sky is hazy in the background.

A man in jeans, a grey Henley shirt, and blue hat stands in front of a mountain ridge with the leaves changing colors for the fall.

2 4

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 2d

How is this break not screwing with the pitchers staying warm?
#WorldSeries

Reposted by The Funkadelic Relic

Nate's Smokehouse BBQ Blends @natesbbqblends.com · 3d

If it involves smoked meat, professional wrestling, or the Chicago Cubs, I'm probably down.

#BBQmunity

1 2

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 5d

Bring on the leopards!

A screenshot of a Thread post on Instagram (or a similar social media platform) by user tomilahren which reads: "Why the actual FUCK would we buy Argentinian beef? Our AMERICAN ranchers are getting crushed already by cheap shit foreign beef imports. The meat packers are already under cutting our AMERICAN producers as it is. This is an OUTRAGE. #americanbeef". The post has 1.3K likes, 1.1K comments, 98 reposts, and 33 sends. Below this is a top reply from user the808tomz that says: "This is what you voted for, Tomi. Spare us your crocodile tears." This reply has 1K likes, 1 comment, 2 reposts, and 1 send.

1 5

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 6d

#NotADragQueen

Former Upstate pastor sentenced to federal prison after thousands of child pornography found

The pastor was first arrested on state charges in 2023.

www.foxcarolina.com

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 6d

He's just ripping out the whole East Wing, isn't he?

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 6d

NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.

Photograph of ongoing demolition of the East Wing of the White House.

1 2

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 6d

Did gas skyrocket anywhere else today? At the same station, gas jumped 30 cents a gallon between when I left for work and when I just passed it coming home.

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 6d

Don't get me wrong. I really liked the Fiend, but I think there could have been so much more to his original Wyatt Family character. It was the perfect cult vibe.

Imagine the original Bray Wyat leading not only Rowan and Harper (RIP) but also Loomis, Gacy, and Bo as his right hand man.

2 1

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 6d

I grew up in the skateboarding community in my town, and we hated the skinheads that tried to take over that culture.

Reposted by The Funkadelic Relic

Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 6d

Several high ranking officers have resigned recently, each citing a belief that the orders being given are at best unlawful, and at worst blatantly immoral. But they also acknowledge that the enlisted soldiers under their command don’t have that luxury.

archive.ph/2025.10.18-1...

I do not claim to speak for any other person or institution. I respect those who still serve, many of whom have service contracts and can't simply retire like I did. But if they have doubts about their orders, they are not alone. They should be confident in questioning possibly immoral or illegal orders, remembering they are responsible for their own actions, and knowing others are asking the same questions.
I voluntarily gave up my rank as the president suggested, but the future of our country is more important than any individual's career, wealth or power. I have no regrets about my decision. I have given up the service I loved for the freedom to do the right thing, the freedom to speak my mind and the freedom to speak in defense of our country.

1 24 68

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 6d

If all your skeets are about antiques, it's heirloom scrolling.

TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 6d

If all your skeets are sad and depressing it’s gloomscrolling.

Chauncey Yaunders @chaunceyyaunders.bsky.social · 6d

if all your skeets bomb its boomscrolling

Reposted by The Funkadelic Relic

Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 7d

This is a Pixar movie. The little moon (Sabrina Carpenter) comes in to work-shadow the veteran actual moon (Meryl Streep). Streep is grumpy about it for the film’s first thirty mins. But by the end they’re inseparable and when 2083 comes we cry. While also learning about the need to let someone go.

NASA CONFIRMS EARTH NOW HAS TWO MOONS UNTIL 2083. Discovered this year but traveling with us since the 1960s, the small asteroid will drift away in 2083.

25 130 640

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 7d

"Slammed"....yet no one will do a damn thing about it.

1 6

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 7d

It's a fucking Dollar General version of Versailles.

Jonathan Edwards @jonathanreports.bsky.social · 7d

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.

wapo.st

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 10d

That looked like a pool player putting backspin on the cue ball.

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 10d

He's really trying to get that Nobel, huh?

1 1

Reposted by The Funkadelic Relic

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10d

“I don’t think you understand. This place? It belongs to me and my friends now. You can either leave through the door, or through the window. Capeesh?”

A large pig, surrounded behind in a semicircle of 5 dogs, sit on a rug in a living room, facing the camera.

130 390 3.4K

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 11d

BiDeN iS UsInG tHe DoJ tO pRoSeCuTe HiS PoLiTiCaL oPpOnEnTs!

Next on Trump’s revenge tour: John Bolton

John Bolton—once President Donald Trump’s national security adviser and now one of his fiercest critics—has been indicted by a federal grand jury in Maryland, according to CNN . Bolton, who’...

www.dailykos.com

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 11d

Same vibes

The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 11d

Meme showing a tweet that says “Adam Silver says they’re using AI to look into why Achilles tears increased this season, per ESPN.” Above it, someone comments, “Allen Iverson has never torn his Achilles I don’t see how he could help,” jokingly misunderstanding “AI” as Allen Iverson. Below the text is a photo of a basketball player lying on the court in pain while a staff member checks on him, implying an Achilles injury.