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Ms. Skeet Smoke
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Im Detroit, Black, and I swear.
But I am....somebody.

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If I turn on this Nas & DJ Premier or 21 Savage I can tell you one thing, sleep AIN’T HAPPENING
December 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Happy for him fr 😊
lmao Kirk putting nuts on the table rn.
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Nothing.
Which means absolutely nothing
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Especially from this c*cksucker and should be ignored 😒
Reminder: exec orders are just inter-office memos within the federal government and have no weight in law.
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Something in Jalen eye..
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Nominate yourself for a traumatic slip n fall 😒
Reporter: Could you imagine receiving a Kennedy Center Honor next year?

Trump: That’s an interesting one. I hadn’t through of that. Yeah, I think I’m going to nominate myself for next year.
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Playing Green bay defense in fantasy...been waiting for that interception all game 😂
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
LFG Greenbay!...

Only today

Cuz f*ck B.J everyday 😏
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
On Ep 2...smh...great job so far.
The numbers will be impressive.
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Because the Redskins deserve 😂

Mariotta was balling though...a little
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Hold'm, Denver! 😂
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It was all a lie 😂
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
!!! 😂
James Comey resisting the urge to start that video off with "listen here you weak ass bitch...." is the level of self-restraint i need to have every single day of my life.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I heard Elon was f*cking up the game over there 🤭😂
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I've definitely been waiting all day, Carrie underwood..

But I'm nervous as sh!t 🫤

#GoLions
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bondi assigning a prosecutor to investigate old associates of a dead man sounds to me like a set up to kick in somebody door from that "estate" 🤨
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nah, we thought so 😂
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Who else has a big jar they've been filling (w/pennies) for years for no particular reason? 😐
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I hope Bluesky stay under the radar fr
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh wow lol
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Football players don't wear them protective cup things?

Camera man tripping
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Reposted by Ms. Skeet Smoke
A major arctic blast hits the central and eastern U.S. early next week, bringing the coldest air of the season. Expect temps 15-25 degrees below normal, with single-digit lows in the Upper Midwest and frost possible in northern Florida. The West Coast will see above-normal warmth.
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Someone, my asz...who fell out? 🤭
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
!!! 😂
You got Dr. Oz rambling about obesity, heart attacks and dementia while Trump's fat, dementia-ridden ass slumps in the seat next to him and a guy behind him soon appears to have an actual heart attack. Everything is fine.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM