Sam
neglekt.bsky.social
Sam
@neglekt.bsky.social
I watched Ghost in the theater with my grandmother when I was 9.
Some people (my spouse) would argue I shouldn’t watch wrestling when I’m not fully sober.

I think I was on fire.

(Note: primarily AEW knowledge, still learning wwe because AEW Reddit has radicalized me against the product. Some people are just too rabid.)
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
There’s a reason mega-churches are rarely near mass transit.
If your church is turning away people who show up to your doors in good faith, you don't have a church. You have a very expensive book club with scarcely any wine.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
As a species we have got to stop making new kinds of dogs, right?

It just feels like a thing we shouldn’t fly too close to the sun about.
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Really seems like the worst part of AEW is the fans. I can love a promotion and want it to MASSIVELY succeed while also pointing out out where it could improve, to me, a consumer.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
@scalzi.com well I hope you’re happy with what you’ve done.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The fact that my brief run as quartermaster of my boy scout troop means I know more about Pete Hegseth should terrify everyone not planning to fight a war against the US.
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You guys remember when the feds found that huge cell bot farm and told us all it was terrorism against the UN? And any second now the entire NYC cell network would be destroyed?

No?
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ooh - 15 minute call with head of sales in an hour. That probably means good news.
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I gotta say - Moxley has never been my cup of tea - but this segment with Darby is pretty great.

Still don’t need the gratuitous blood though.
October 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me: you can’t do it that way.
Coworker: but AI says to do it this way.
M: ok - but I’m telling you I know this program and that won’t work.

Fast forward to meeting where coworker tries to do it the AI way.
C: hmm, why isn’t this working?
M: really? This has been an issue for 7 years. Listen to me.
October 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Yes BMW SUV - you are the only one who knows the parking secret and not the 50 cars in line to pick up kids from school. You race up to the front and wedge yourself in.
October 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Signs things aren’t going well at work:
1. Your boss says “I have been wrong about everything so far.”
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Local mutual fund manager caught moonlighting as John Prine’s drummer.

Local fund manager/drummer revealed to be love child of Jeremy Irons and Hank Azaria.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Does Kenny think they actually have to tell us they’re a cop if we ask?
Citing the “martyrdom” of Charlie Kirk, Texas AG Ken Paxton says his office is pursuing sweeping undercover investigations into “leftist” groups. “To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."
October 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So my childhood friend I dumped because of his racism is now, in his 40s, involved in some sort of power struggle within an Arizonan purebred German dog sanctioning group.

And he sued to force them to have new elections? So you know, the more things change and whatnot.
October 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@mattielubchansky.com @raaleh.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social
Item! Mayoral porch pirate!

(Yeah it was probably misdelivered, but this is Texas, you don’t walk up to someone else’s house and take things without knocking.) we bought this house from him and he lives next door unfortunately.
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Shoutout to recalling an email actually working.
September 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Let your haters be your waiters at your Seders of success.
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I was ASSURED that getting my name in The Book of Life after a revival in the 7th grade would get me VIP access to the rapture.

I’m still corporeal and waiting!
September 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s just Tony Soprano’s IT closet. It’s not a terrorist cell planning to blow up the UN.
September 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There won’t be any way to disprove this rapture bullshit because none of the people “worried” about it have a chance of being taken.
September 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Tom Servo is wonderful, but there’s a reason I always identified with Crow.
Charlie Kirk was a vicious, racist trust fund baby who made the world a worse place. I am the CEO of Antifa Inc. and I approve of this message.
September 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hell is full so all the damned are flooding social media.
September 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Really making a great world for our kids, huh?
September 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
In college I briefly dated a girl who’s favorite band was Kottonmouth Kings and I thought we could still make it work.
September 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM