Neil Banas
@neilbanas.bsky.social
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Real and imagined oceans in equations, paper, and code. Strathclyde Uni + Wasps Studios, Glasgow | neilbanas.com/projects
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sardonicus.eu
Allan Grant, Fire Resistant House, 1949
The USA and the Democratic Party, or at least what it looks like to the rest of the world.
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trevorabranch.bsky.social
Which whale species did I see? Leatherwood et al. (1982, p. 10) is hard to beat...
neilbanas.bsky.social
Don't we all initially mistake for potatoes the fine 12th Dynasty heads we dig up while, as part of the punishment exercise, digging up potatoes.

One might say this mistaking _is_ the punishment exercise.
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mjohnharrison.bsky.social
Tcikets. Tcikets for the Steam Fair.
neilbanas.bsky.social
It is literally tautological for the funders of research to equate "unfunded" with low quality and lack of seriousness. It's just an assertion that "we don't want to pay for what we don't want to pay for" masquerading as an argument.
neilbanas.bsky.social
Also: how many years is it at your institution between "We are closing the X Department bc we are doing too many things" and "Why aren't our staff bidding for this major funding initiative in X? We want to see more grant activity."

I'm going to generously say 10. Too short to easily fix, anyway.
neilbanas.bsky.social
There is a broken metaphor here. Institutions are not multitasking individuals. When a university "does fewer things really well", this doesn't mean individual researchers find their focus and manage their commitments differently; it means layoffs and department closures. "Do" is a euphemism here.
eicathomefinn.bsky.social
'The new chief executive of UK Research and Innovation (UKRI) has warned university leaders that their institutions might need to start doing “fewer things but doing them really well”, stating he is wary of a “crumbs for everyone” approach to funding.' 1/2
UKRI chief: ‘Do fewer things in research but do them really well’
Ian Chapman backs ministers’ calls for more research specialisation by universities in first public comments since taking over at £9 billion-a-year research funder
www.timeshighereducation.com
neilbanas.bsky.social
well, figuration and symbolic thought are great if you're happy to churn out "employable" graduates chasing job-market trends, but I try to focus on fundamentals in my teaching: chewing on a bone while staring at the sky. Students really respond.
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willpooley.bsky.social
this term in university teaching ive experimented with a return to engaging with groups only through figurative painting on the walls of underground caverns,

the results have been ASTOUNDING. never going back to writing systems again
neilbanas.bsky.social
I predict Chrysler Building hats are going to have a comeback in 2026. They go with everything and would improve your mobile signal.
neilbanas.bsky.social
grant proposal submitted.
black and white engraving of "Offering to Molech" (1987)
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i-find-planets.bsky.social
Look! A planet! It is hiding from us. A yak-like thing lives there and dreams of the horrors.
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#mondaymoth
ianbeavis.bsky.social
In a head-on view the feathery antennae of male Gipsy Moth look like bat ears. From today's Grosvenor & Hilbert Park moth morning
neilbanas.bsky.social
I used to live on a continent where "canal" meant "joined-up rivers and lakes" but now live in a place where they are built and operated by Wile E Coyote. See below.

(It's the same feeling when you start out on a walk along a leafy if manicured river, and then the river goes over a bridge.)
oddthisday.bsky.social
Today is the 47th anniversary of this clearly unimprovable photo, from a story so absurd that it shouldn’t be true, but is: the day a team of workers from British Waterways pulled the plug out of the Chesterfield Canal, and all the water emptied out
A man with a spectacular 1970s mullet, wearing big wellies and a v-neck jumper over a T-shirt, looks at camera as he stands on a boat which is itself standing on the muddy bottom of an empty canal. He is holding up an enormous wooden plug on a long chunky chain
neilbanas.bsky.social
The second half of the review suggests that to reap the benefits of societal collapse, you need the collapses to be piecemeal and local, not, like, the whole global system full of nuclear weapons at once.

Which is a downer, but maybe it just means get started? I wonder who's going first?
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neilbanas.bsky.social
are you going to give them feedback on their reviewer review process? If so, I'd be happy to provide an evaluation of your comments
neilbanas.bsky.social
I think most science papers _are_ written in the same voice as the grant appls that funded them. "Confident and bland" is explicitly what we're trained to produce, and it's as fun to read as it sounds!

Bazerman suggests there's 300 yrs of defensiveness behind the "confidence" genre convention
Shaping Written Knowledge - The WAC Clearinghouse
wac.colostate.edu
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morethanadodo.bsky.social
These delicate models were created by Leopold and Rudolf Blaschka, Czech artists who specialised in glasswork and ran a business spanning 300 years and nine generations.
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
And I, you, and he; and we, ye, and they, are all bats; and I’m a crow
neilbanas.bsky.social
microthread: eels beyond the "fish event horizon", which TIL there was one of.
greenleejw.bsky.social
Starting around 1000 CE, the English began building lots of mill dams, and this blocked the migration pathways of lots of fish! Oh no!

But eels can live out of water for a while, & travel overland if need be. So they could migrate around or over medieval dams.

Eels FTW! 1/2
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Meme. Image of a medieval mill and eel trap from the 14th C. Luttrell Psalter.  This is a small illumination on the bottom of a folio (page). You can see the mill and dam and an overshot mill wheel. Upstream there are two eel traps, made of wicker. It's a place where "the daily grind" takes on real meaning.

You can see eels in the traps, so you know that there is good fishing happening! It has been suggested that this mill represents one that  Sir Geoffrey Luttrell actually owned, and so likely those eels were due to him in rent. There are flowered decorations around the mill, as a part of the folio's border decor.

You could imagine the miller opening up the mill door every morning, stretching, and thinking: "Another beautiful day grinding corn and wrangling eels for Lord Luttrell!" Or he might instead wish to leave it all behind and start a new life as a riverboat gambler named Beauregard T. Sharp. You never know with millers.

Meme text reads:
"Dam you salmon!
Give me my eels!"
neilbanas.bsky.social
this is an amazing hybrid of #climate #impacts #mapping and #scifi narrative. I've never seen anything like it.