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Frankenfreckle

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Mother of all poltergeists Susan Sontag haunts me on Wednesday nights at 10:47

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Nov 21

Every toddler wearing a Ramones shirt is CIA

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Aug 13

Now that I take yoga, I can cry in all kinds of crazy positions.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Sep 17

Don't worry about floaters, it is just a spectral bride that has been hypnotizing you for years to do her bidding.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Sep 2

I have death bearing hips.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Jul 22

Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm making my two Nicolas Cage pillows kiss.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Aug 12

Normalize proposing to Edgar Allan Poe during a seance.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Dec 5

*Tries to put a fake mustache on a ladybug*

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Jun 6

Super weird that my landlord won't let me pay him with bad vibes & ancient prophecies.

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · Aug 7

There should be more things for me to emerge from. Portals and shadows and weak sections of drywall. That sort of stuff. It would make my sudden appearance more fun for people.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Aug 10

Super weird they don't give u a college scholarship for absorbing ur twin in the womb.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Aug 30

even if he isn't dead, cremate him anyway

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Sep 9

I would pay an insane amount of money to see Robert Smith get into a fist fight.

Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Sep 9

I will have an idiot off with u.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Sep 2

I also have curse bearing eyes.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Sep 2

I have death bearing hips.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Jun 5

Can't decide if i want to join a cult or a landfill.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Aug 13

Now that I take yoga, I can cry in all kinds of crazy positions.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Jul 17

*Aligning my chakras to death metal*

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Dec 7

How am i supposed to communicate effectively when there isn't a bed ridden poltergeist emoji

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · Aug 13

lightning bolts are shooting out of my mood ring is that good

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · Jun 11

I love haunting, but you can't work from home.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Aug 12

Normalize proposing to Edgar Allan Poe during a seance.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Aug 12

Hmmmmm 100???????

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · May 19

How am I supposed to trust my instacart shopper after finding out they are not an interdimensional being trying to retrieve my third eye from Zed, a crafty mercenary from the 16th century.

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