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the old web is dying and the new web struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
How your email finds me
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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babe are you okay? an minor key acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif was playing and I wanted to come check on you
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Don't donate to the Salvation Army this year, or any year, and make sure to let people know why they shouldn't donate.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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let's go
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This fuckin murdered me
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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we’ve got to Cask of Amontillado these people

Hillary come check out my wine cellar, I have new polling data down there which says you should totally run again in 2028. bring your husband and James Carville
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
How I look at my roommate when I ask if I can hit their pen
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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here's an updated guide on how to remove all of the AI from Firefox
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Lot to meme about here but don't lose sight of the fact that this is not a lot of shrooms? 3.5g is a starter dose. Bryan your credentials are falling through. You are an alleged immortal. Eat 100 grams, coward. If your trip sitters don't form into a mass of light and sound, you have not done enough.
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
How it feels to do one pull-up when you have evil and mischief in your heart
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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"how are we going to reach all these disaffected young men turning towards radical right-wing politics in america?"
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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It is not a coincidence that AI's self-professed inevitability arrives at the same time as a massive international fascist uprising. The goal was always to replace culture, just as with previous waves. When they drive marginalized people out of the ability to feed themselves, they turn the discourse
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me n my closet after buying too much Meyoco merch
witch’s closet 🌸
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Overlord Spelvin descending from the heavens to take me away from this hell I live in
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Methodology
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Seeing reports that sharks aren't mammals they're fish and OK teach, OK college, glad to see they still let nerds on the internet I was worried.
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I have so many good photos and stories of Dirt after a month but most importantly is this: yeehaw
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM