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Join Ariana (she/her) every other week for Never Left, A completely spoiled, totally unofficial, our flag means death podcast

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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 7d
Today I got to talk to the hilarious @babykraken.bsky.social about art and podficcing pillows! Much more to come on podficcing later! BK is delightful and so funny ❤️
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Podcast Episode · Never Left: Our Flag Means Death · 11/18/2025 · 55m
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happydaiz.bsky.social
AU FREE TO GOOD HOME!
Was just reading about oviposition, as you do, and I found the most Ed-coded person who makes the Ovipositor.

Someone needs to make this into an AU.
The Ovipositor replicates the feeling of being impregnated with eggs. How did you get involved in all this stuff? I had tried everything else: I had owned a restaurant and managed many other businesses and had many successes. However, in all of my jobs I would work my way up to the top only to find a wall waiting for me there. I’m ambitious, and though I don’t consider myself greedy, I always wanted to push myself for more independence and freedom to do the things I wanted to do. And freedom is helping people insert eggs into themselves for sexual gratification? Let’s face it, there are three things that will always sell: Food, death, and sex. I tried food service and decided after managing three restaurants and owning one that it was the same thing, day in and day out, and it didn’t look like that was going to change much. Death didn’t really interest me. I wanted something more fun. Something that breaks the monotony of people’s days and makes them spit out their coffee when you tell them what you do.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
Today's episode is a rerun of one of my favorite episodes, part 1 of the music ep I did with @spenglernot.bsky.social ! I'll be back next week with a new ep!
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ReRun - 062 - Music with Spenglernot (Part 1)
Podcast Episode · Never Left: Our Flag Means Death · 11/25/2025 · 59m
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November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
Next frames project: the little punchy movement Stede makes in 1x2 when he tells Olu and Pete his "plan" 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
Reminder, if you have a kid with a gtube remember to check the fucking water level occasionally 🤦‍♀️

Signed, a kid and parent who just had a *very* stressful half hour
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
He's never had a treat in his life 😭😭😭
A very cute and silly black, white, and brown doggo with a pride flag collar looking longingly at my chicken because he has never had a treat in his would puppy life
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
The podfic of Free Dad Hugs by @duckistic.bsky.social.

Ed has seen hundreds of people fall to the warmth of his mother’s embrace by now.

Ed hasn’t seen much of his mom in the last fifteen minutes, though, because he’s been sort of kind of following a random guy through the Gayborhood Market
Podfic title card. A cartoon group of queer people wearing bright clothes and holding various flags under a wobbly painted rainbow. Text reads Free Dad Hugs by adhduck, podfic by happydaiz.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
I have done all my Christmas shopping for my kid thus far from fandom folks and im loving it!!
I would do the same for my husband but I don't think you all sell the plastic stuff for 3d printers or the random tools he wants 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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hugopm.bsky.social
if anyone wants to trade voiceover for art this holiday season, I'll do it...

www.hugopierremartin.com/voiceover
Voiceover | Hugo Pierre Martin
Hugo Pierre Martin voices Chamber in Valorant (by Riot Games) among other roles. He is fluent in both English and French, and has a home recording studio.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
Speaking of childhood horror fests did anyone see The Christmas Toy? I used to watch this nightmare fuel several times a year and freaked me the fuck out every time
Think Toy Story with the main emphasis on the toys freezing (aka dying) if seen moving by a human

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a close up of a statue of a woman in a blue and gold outfit
Alt: a close up of a statue of Meteora in a blue and gold outfit
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November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Was gonna read some more but my husband is snoring so loudly I can't hear myself think 😅
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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kalansphantomff.bsky.social
And now, @tresdem.bsky.social and I present our @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social Rewrite The Stars.

Jaded country music star Edward Teach thanks his lucky stars he's a beta, especially after meeting the most infuriating omega in the world--Stede Bonnet. archiveofourown.org/works/745578...
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
this story is SO good folks
happydaiz.bsky.social boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon Alumni @happydaiz.bsky.social · 2d
I rerecorded the podfic of the wonderful Allow to Rest by ElapsedSpiral.

Some people meditated, Ed made bread.

A story about two lonely men meeting, falling in love and separating, then reuniting and falling in love again. An S2 flavour modern AU.
Podfic title card. The background is a photo of Neal's Yard in central London, where Ed's cafe, Tea and Toast, is located in the fic. The text reads Allow to Rest by ElapsedSpiral, podfic by happydaiz.
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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villainousthoughts.bsky.social
When you wanna be a total slut on Halloween, but you also need to keep your crops safe from those free-loading bitchy fuck-ass birds.

#21 Scare-hoe Ed Teach 🎃🐦

#TheVillainsArt #AshOWeen #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath #Blackbonnet
Digital illustration of Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death dressed in a modern era slutty Halloween costume of a scarecrow. He is body painted in large coloured sections separated with red stitches, with elaborate face make up of a jack of lantern grin and melting red and black eyes. He has creepy white contacts and has his hair in two long heavy plaits tinted with green. He has stubble but is clean shaven. He is wearing a patchwork orange pointed hat with straw crammed in the brim. He is also wearing a blue denim harness across his chest looping under his arms and with a large central o ring which has two chains looping to his red nipple bars. He has matching blue denim hot pants on, with ripped edges and the waistband turned down to show off his treasure trail. He also has a pink thong string visible across his hip. He's wearing striped stockings and a thigh denim holster strap, and another autumn rainbow arm stocking on, with two frilly lacey cuffs, one tied with strings. He has a denim leg cuff with a big white bow, and frilly lacey tiers. There is straw tucked into all of the edges of his costume, into his waistband, the tops of the stocking, around the edges of the denim harness, and it must be very uncomfortable and itchy. He's holding a tall scythe with splattered blood. He is painted in greens, oranges and yellow and his whole colour palette is earth tones contrasted with the blue denim. He looks like a full on hoe… a scare-hoe, you might say.
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
Cw: pet with cancer
I've been giving Ben prednisone once a day, cbd once a day, and gabapentin 3 times a day and he just looks so miserable. He keeps sleeping in this sort of twisted position, which he only started doing after his diagnosis.
I just want my baby boy to be comfy
A picture of an adorable black, white, and brown doggo taken the other other when he was a bit stoned on the cbd.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
The podfic of Crumble by unfunpleasures.

Stede's having a mid-life crisis. He's in a diner— in public— and he's having a mid-life crisis— publicly.
Podfic title card. A photo of a slice of strawberry crumble on a play with a cake fork. There are strawberries scattered around the table. Text reads Crumble by unfunpleasures, podfic by happydaiz.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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ericavee.bsky.social
MISSING WORCESTER, MA 🚨‼️
Facebook post from the Worcester, MA Police Department that reads “The Worcester Police Department is requesting the public's help to find 17-year-old Emily Adusel. She has not been seen since November 14, 2025. If you see her or know where she is, please call 911 or 508-799-8606.” There is a photo of a young Black teenage girl with thick braids and an oval face
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
My kid has another Battle Bots tournament this weekend and her strategy is always "to beat the other person and win" which, I gotta say, not a bad plan 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
2 weeks late but I finally saw Frankenstein, damn you all were right, first movie ive enjoyed that much in a while
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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ardnaid.bsky.social
Stede would absolutely have these over the top little decorations on every single door. Probably themed to each room.
Screenshot of a post by raifgazi that says "I just discovered hinge droppers and heads, omg???" There are two images, the left one is a hinge dripper with a white kitten and pink star bead. The right image is a hinge topper that is a tiny cup of tea on a saucer, with a spoon
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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For those doing #FicRecFriday for a while, how do you remember which fics you already recommended? 😅 cause im like 3 or 4 weeks in and im already forgetting
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
Q: Will Breaking Bad fans like it? A: Considering that the main character is a woman, no.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
For #FicRecFriday I want to rec You Honk Fine Things Well, written by @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social and performed by @happydaiz.bsky.social . It made me laugh so fucking hard!

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New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
The podfic of Polaris by @shakesqueer69.bsky.social, because I've been thinking a lot about soulmark AUs lately.

How Stede meets his Soulmate
Podfic title card. A black starry sky with a white nautical star in front. Text reads Polaris by @shakesqueer69, podfic by happydaiz.
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM