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100% fun, 0% responsibility. "You won't like me because I am hard. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!"
How nice of responsible persons to be giving out super vision! 👓🦸🏼
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How nice of responsible persons to be giving out super vision! 👓🦸🏼
A slaying song
a cartoon of santa claus playing a rock guitar
ALT: a cartoon of santa claus playing a rock guitar
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November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A slaying song
Just saying if the little drummer boy was so intent on giving a gift, he could have offered his drum
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just saying if the little drummer boy was so intent on giving a gift, he could have offered his drum
What's this fascination with cabs? All over cities they're spraypainting "A CAB"
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
What's this fascination with cabs? All over cities they're spraypainting "A CAB"
Feliz Capital, I wanna wish you a merry Xmas, with lots follow-up business
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Feliz Capital, I wanna wish you a merry Xmas, with lots follow-up business
@gumshoesanddragons.bsky.social 8 episodes in, I suddenly misread the title as "Cumshoes..." Yuck! Well, maybe an idea for another spin-off...
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
@gumshoesanddragons.bsky.social 8 episodes in, I suddenly misread the title as "Cumshoes..." Yuck! Well, maybe an idea for another spin-off...
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i know it’s corny to make fun of trump and call him a cheeto but dear lord lol
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i know it’s corny to make fun of trump and call him a cheeto but dear lord lol
I met this German couple. The woman's name was "Good run". And the guy was called "Helmet" or "Hell mutt" 🐶idk
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I met this German couple. The woman's name was "Good run". And the guy was called "Helmet" or "Hell mutt" 🐶idk
Why does Lehigh University use the domain mylehigh.lehigh.edu? Don’t they know what the Mile High Club is?
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Why does Lehigh University use the domain mylehigh.lehigh.edu? Don’t they know what the Mile High Club is?
Each year: What a pain!
November 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Each year: What a pain!
"Last month, I went to Italy and saw the Cauliseum"
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Last month, I went to Italy and saw the Cauliseum"
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Manhunter (1986) Michael Mann
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Manhunter (1986) Michael Mann
Rare image of young Gandalf before he turned grey
Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
October 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Rare image of young Gandalf before he turned grey
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For those unaware, the Trump White House is now on Bluesky - complete with trolling posts - @whitehouse-47.bsky.social.
I'm taking the block route.
There is no need to see their posts, and less reason to give them oxygen.
Nothing will drive them crazier than NOT engaging with them.
I'm taking the block route.
There is no need to see their posts, and less reason to give them oxygen.
Nothing will drive them crazier than NOT engaging with them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
For those unaware, the Trump White House is now on Bluesky - complete with trolling posts - @whitehouse-47.bsky.social.
I'm taking the block route.
There is no need to see their posts, and less reason to give them oxygen.
Nothing will drive them crazier than NOT engaging with them.
I'm taking the block route.
There is no need to see their posts, and less reason to give them oxygen.
Nothing will drive them crazier than NOT engaging with them.
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Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Best scam to get free hats
If you send me a hat and $11 I'll take a picture of myself wearing the hat at a location we agree on. For $15 I will record a video saying a word we agree on and for $19 I will wear the hat in a video, say a word we agree on, and tell you I'm proud of you.
October 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Best scam to get free hats
Do NOT confuse the late R. & B. singer with a fat kid also named D’Angelo (Bailey)
October 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Do NOT confuse the late R. & B. singer with a fat kid also named D’Angelo (Bailey)
Dear Psychopaths, when they tell you "Hurt people! Hurt people!", the punctuation is different than you think.
October 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Dear Psychopaths, when they tell you "Hurt people! Hurt people!", the punctuation is different than you think.
The second there is peace in Gaza, Netanyahu starts attacking Lebanon... War to stay in power? Military industrial complex?
October 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The second there is peace in Gaza, Netanyahu starts attacking Lebanon... War to stay in power? Military industrial complex?
Definitely too fat for military service
Americans Favor Terminating Unessential Government Employee
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Definitely too fat for military service
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October 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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i’ll never get over this
October 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i’ll never get over this