chris - sᴉɹɥɔ
@newfangl3d.bsky.social
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he/him. fan of the singular "they". punctuation goes outside of the quotation marks.
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newfangl3d.bsky.social
tags here will never not sound like:
Still from Red Dwarf Season 3 Episode 1 Backwards, in which the crew are transported to a universe where time runs in reverse, and everyone also speaks in reverse. But our heroes think they are in Bulgaria, and say things like "Thanski verski muchski budski."
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ethnographer.bsky.social
Cranksgiving is coming (Sunday).
I'm deciding which bike to ride.

My vintage (1970) Sekine, aka Erminie Silverspokes, clearly wants to take some lanes:

#Bikesky #Thanksgiving #Yegbike
Photograph, daytime, outside. A bright blue sky on an autumn day, with elm trees in the background. The leaves are golden against the blue sky. In the foreground is a bicycle on a kickstand in the middle of a residential street. The bicycle is a white framed step through with a woven basket and flowers on the basket. There is nothing and no one else on the street.
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myshatterednerves.bsky.social
My “I’m not corrupt!” T-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. #yeg
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hypervisible.blacksky.app
“Some have also used the hashtag #homelessman to post their videos, all of which center on the idea of tricking people into believing that there is a stranger inside their home. Several people have also posted tutorials about how to make the images.“
'AI homeless man prank' on social media prompts concern from local authorities
The trend involves using AI image generators to simulate false home invasions.
www.nbcnews.com
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geodarcy.bsky.social
I’m planning on coming in the #bakfiets. I should have extra space if some people’s donations are awkward for them to carry on their bike. #yegbike
yegbike.bsky.social
Join us for a special community ride honouring Dr. Markland’s passion for people, cycling, and giving back.

We will visit some of his favourite #yegbike places and drop donations off at the Bissell Centre.

📅 Sunday, Oct 12 from 11-1:30
📍Coronation Park next to TWOSE
🎟️ Details:
Cranksgiving Ride — A Tribute to Dr. Darren Markland
Join us for a Cranksgiving Ride honouring the legendary Dr. Darren Markland!
buff.ly
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newslit.org
While separating AI fakes from legit video clips is hard, it's possible. #NewsLiteracy tips:

- Notice watermarks
- Get a 2nd source
- Check for copycat content

👉🏾 Read more: go.newslit.org/PepperAI
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matthewblack.ca
3rd and final part of the Journal & MacEwan U's food venue inspection series is out this morning.

Top Edmonton chefs back calls to reform Alberta's food inspection system

“It’s not about shutting down businesses. It’s about bringing everyone up to one level and one standard"

#yeg
Top Edmonton chefs back calls to reform Alberta's food inspection system
Chefs from Brave, Dolly, Fox and more explain how they keep their restaurants safe, and call for changes to Alberta inspection process
edmontonjournal.com
newfangl3d.bsky.social
They're american, and a lot of albertans are very gullible.
newfangl3d.bsky.social
I still think that Edmonton wins the value-engineered prize, but Ottawa really did give us a run for our money.
Edmonton library concept rendering Edmonton library reality Ottawa library concept Ottawa library reality
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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holz-bau.bsky.social
another fun way to look at this is to incorporate the social cost of carbon

160 e-bikes displacing 100 small electric SUVs w/ social cost of carbon at $190/ton w/ 9242 avoided tons CO2...

$1.76M

you can buy 900 e-bikes for that. or just buy 160 and put the rest into climate mitigation programs.
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holz-bau.bsky.social
since denver launched its e-bike rebate program - the have sold 10,000 e-bikes and reduced an estimated 1,000,000 car trips - replacing millions of VMTs and reducing air pollution

there are no climate silver bullets... but damn - e-bikes and e-cargo bikes are close

denvergov.org/Government/A...
Denver Celebrates 10,000 E-Bike Rebates
Since its inception in April 2022, Denver has distributed over 10,000 electric bikes (e-bikes) to community members through its pioneering e-bike rebate program. As the first U.S. city to implement su...
denvergov.org
newfangl3d.bsky.social
Neither actually.
One was someone yesterday who's not terrible, but it felt so familiar that I swore I'd seen it before.
And just now I remembered where I'd seen it before.
newfangl3d.bsky.social
...it was like deja vu, seeing two separate sealioning "No hold on there a second. No need to be so drastic..." posts. And both (many posts later) culminated in "because private schools worked for me".
newfangl3d.bsky.social
ah, I just remembered who the second alberta academic who doesn't think we should refund private schools is.
newfangl3d.bsky.social
seems bad?
'Trump suggests "expelling" Spain from NATO for refusing to accept 5% of defense spending'
eldiario.es
Trump sugiere “expulsar” a España de la OTAN por negarse al 5% del gasto en defensa
www.eldiario.es/internaciona...
newfangl3d.bsky.social
I feel like it's a pretty typical reaction.
newfangl3d.bsky.social
newfangl3d.bsky.social
"We must save local news!"
Local news: <constant farting noises>
ctvnewsedmonton.bsky.social
Group of residents frustrated city going ahead with north-central Edmonton bike-lane project
newfangl3d.bsky.social
Yeah, zooming in I guess I can see it.
Still impressive that they could get that close, along with the clearcoat.
newfangl3d.bsky.social
Was that a full repaint, or were they able to paint match that small spot?
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volts.wtf
It really can't be said enough: the goal of the "anti-woke" movement was always to destroy social norms against bigotry. And it worked. And there's a whole lot of purportedly "left" thinkers & commentators who helped it -- indeed, it couldn't have been done without them.

They should feel bad.
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apaquette.bsky.social
If you have time or inclination to ensure we are supporting those who support teachers, please volunteer or get involved:

Aaron4dene.ca

We need to be there for each other.
newfangl3d.bsky.social
I've come to the conclusion that EPS does not want to charge drivers.
Maybe they know charges won't stick (even something minor like undue care and attention?)
So when someone is killed, they concoct any vaguely plausible explanation, as a justification for why there are no charges.