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It's chaos time!

It's a jackal! Klingon House of Nex'. Fursuiter. Psychologist. Professor. Researcher. Acolyte of Saint Anthony Bourdain. Agent of chaos! PFP by Mechanic Coyote

Husbando = @loopydawolf.bsky.social | He/They | L43? | #RadarDog #OrbCru
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped so low that people received rebates when refueling their cars and trucks.

TRUMP SUPPORTERS: Oh hell yes, I got my rebate! (and they imagine how Trump got them more wealth than King Tut as they struggle to afford a McDonald's value meal)
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places

CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon

HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Here's my "jailbreaking poetry" for AI...

Vegeta rolling down the street in my van!
- While rolling a fat...
- Hackey-sack!
- 10. 20. Maybe even 30.
- I just know my weed ain't dirty.

And there's that.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
In Florida, trolleys often end up in inexplicable places. Sometimes you spot one in a pond. Other times, you see one alongside railroad tracks. On rare occasion, you even see one atop a business roof.
In winter lone shopping trolleys form groups for warmth and protection. The alpha trolley, seen at the centre with double child seats, will lead the group. A younger line trolley can be seen on the left, it can take days to be accepted by the group.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Jackal put up heckin' Christmas stuff bc heckin' fun!
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Well fuck.
@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com has swears! They've used 888 profanities in their last 6,217 posts.

🥇 "shit" (170 times)
🥈 "fuck" (131 times)
🥉 "fucking" (124 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@profanity.accountant ... let's heckin' check jackal innocence!
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Marco Rubio looks like he's stoned 24/7.
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936

Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Rudolph's daddy kinda thicc gawdamn
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Delayed and Confused (1993)
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Meanwhile a huge chunk of the older generation who reads stuff like "The Telegraph" are hooked on opioids or fentanyl, so there's that.
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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One night you will look at the night sky and think "Yeah, it's getting better."

#fox
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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A blood cell has not entered this man's brain in 6 months
This edible aint shit…. *takes another*

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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New profile photo thanks to my hubby @duir.bsky.social ❤️

#fursuit #fursuiting #furry
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I bet Donald Trump gets all of his clothes from Temu.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Imagine being such an epitome of mediocrity that you fathom Donald Trump is your leader.
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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So yes, this pic (and the enlargement) was taken today.

Yikes!

🧟‍♂️
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The more I look at that latest Donald Trump pic, the worst it gets. You see the little name placard on the table, but then notice his shirt says "President Donald Trump" and his hat "45 47".

Notice also how cheap the shirt looks. None of my polo type shirts look even remotely so cheaply made.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Good Grief. Donald Trump is such an immaculate #loser.
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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This edible aint shit…. *takes another*

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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actual video i submitted for a j〇b application at mcd 〇na|ds
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
What's fantastic is that as tech bros continue shoving this AI sh1t in our faces, I know ever more people who are getting so tired of technology that they are beginning to go old school.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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AI tech bros are like the last 4 iterations of tech bros...
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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AI, or "artificial idiot" as I call it, is garbage. It's not surprising that generative-AI demand is low.

Remember the backlash in 2024 Apple received for their iPad ad where a hydraulic press destroys the tools and products representing the human talent?
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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