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NexJql - Category 5

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It's chaos time! It's a jackal! Klingon House of Nex'. Fursuiter. Psychologist. Professor. Researcher. Acolyte of Saint Anthony Bourdain. Agent of chaos! PFP by Mechanic Coyote Husbando = @loopydawolf.bsky.social | He/They | L43? | #RadarDog #OrbCru

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NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 7h

I will just drive very, very fast. But in low traffic.

Nobody else deserves to know my want.

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NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 8h

I barely live

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 8h

I do not want that.

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 9h

That is the main reason for all of this hell. Old white people.

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 9h

It's because we keep letting old white people run shit.

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 9h

You can't deny it.

The world is becoming sh1t. Someone needs to do the dark hero thing.

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 9h

I figured that was more pleasant than boom town stuff. I am a jackal.

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Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 9h

AI is a disease worse than COVID.
Buddy… your router’s shaking like it just got a 5G booster shot. 💻😷📡

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NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 9h

I want to become a serial killer.

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 9h

That is it.

I am disconnecting everything from online unless I am logged in.

AI is a disease worse than COVID.

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NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 9h

When I get fined, or towed, I'll pay.

When admins >:( wtf?! I will just say "You hired a jackal. We do what we want and are the best on the planet. I am glad to take my services elsewhere."

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 9h

I think the main entry bit. Right in front of the university president office and all. Just Impreza smack.

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 9h

Last day of classes here, if there is no parking spot near the front of the campus building I need teach at, I am going to park on the landscaping.

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 9h

Jackal nukes are not nuclear.

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NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 10h

Jackal begin a research nuke program.

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NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 10h

I hate research cons more.

My ideal time off?

Luxury place. Hired staff. Leave me alone. Exactly what I'm doing soon.

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 10h

People have become so massively warped that I don't like being with most people now.

I've cut all fur con going through April 2027.

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NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 10h

I just never used it. I didn't like the buttons and stuff.

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 11h

Had one. Just never used it. Skiw cooker or a Dutch oven in the oven usually works as easily for me. Time isn't the issue. More effort when I'm worn.

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 12h

World pisses me off. I'm out for a bit.

I'm going to be hauling a damn good batch of champions for 2026. So get ready for Jackal Corp.

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NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 13h

Making meatball subs with, yes, frozen Kroger meatballs, and some Kroger seasoned fries bc dammit I need a day off cooking.

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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 13h

my body is not a temple, it is the old dumpster behind the wendy's that has a family of possums living in it.

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NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 13h

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 13h

I'm spicy tonight.

Somebody let me off my chain. I want to give a foe a skull skylight.

NexJql - Category 5 @nexjql.bsky.social · 13h

Our neighbor just replaced his windows.

In his case, not a bad call. He has to do the plywood thing. That really sucks.