Hurricane NexJql
@nexjql.bsky.social
It's chaos time!
It's a jackal! Klingon House of Nex'. Fursuiter. Psychologist. Professor. Researcher. Acolyte of Saint Anthony Bourdain. Agent of chaos! PFP by Mechanic Coyote
Husbando = @loopydawolf.bsky.social | He/They | L43? | #RadarDog #OrbCru
It's a jackal! Klingon House of Nex'. Fursuiter. Psychologist. Professor. Researcher. Acolyte of Saint Anthony Bourdain. Agent of chaos! PFP by Mechanic Coyote
Husbando = @loopydawolf.bsky.social | He/They | L43? | #RadarDog #OrbCru
I was going to be kind to Trump sorts.
But I realized... no. Not happening. Damn losers.
But I realized... no. Not happening. Damn losers.
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I was going to be kind to Trump sorts.
But I realized... no. Not happening. Damn losers.
But I realized... no. Not happening. Damn losers.
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Jackal tip
Live for today. The world is burning. You and I can't do skip diddly about it. Go enjoy what time you have. Get laid a lot. What matters is nothing at all, and all that matters is nothing.
Live for today. The world is burning. You and I can't do skip diddly about it. Go enjoy what time you have. Get laid a lot. What matters is nothing at all, and all that matters is nothing.
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Jackal tip
Live for today. The world is burning. You and I can't do skip diddly about it. Go enjoy what time you have. Get laid a lot. What matters is nothing at all, and all that matters is nothing.
Live for today. The world is burning. You and I can't do skip diddly about it. Go enjoy what time you have. Get laid a lot. What matters is nothing at all, and all that matters is nothing.
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Took your advice... I bought myself some art, a gift, and watch today. Went for a walk and now to get ready for MFF.
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Took your advice... I bought myself some art, a gift, and watch today. Went for a walk and now to get ready for MFF.
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October 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Imagine if the US economy tanks and the orange porker barbecues out simultaneously.
Oo-de-lally indeed!
Oo-de-lally indeed!
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Imagine if the US economy tanks and the orange porker barbecues out simultaneously.
Oo-de-lally indeed!
Oo-de-lally indeed!
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Break capitalism so bad we get socialism
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Break capitalism so bad we get socialism
It's absolutely astonishing to me how the U.S. stock market and economy are tethered to Nvidia and the belief Nvidia is going to somehow turn more profit than basically all world currency combined.
The downturn is going to burn really, really badly. And I am good with that.
The downturn is going to burn really, really badly. And I am good with that.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's absolutely astonishing to me how the U.S. stock market and economy are tethered to Nvidia and the belief Nvidia is going to somehow turn more profit than basically all world currency combined.
The downturn is going to burn really, really badly. And I am good with that.
The downturn is going to burn really, really badly. And I am good with that.
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Here's Sunday Legolas.
a close up of a man with long blonde hair and a beard .
ALT: a close up of a man with long blonde hair and a beard .
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Here's Sunday Legolas.
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Here is my contribution. #makeaterriblecomicday2025
June 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Here is my contribution. #makeaterriblecomicday2025
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So his position is being automated… right?
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So his position is being automated… right?
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped so low that people received rebates when refueling their cars and trucks.
TRUMP SUPPORTERS: Oh hell yes, I got my rebate! (and they imagine how Trump got them more wealth than King Tut as they struggle to afford a McDonald's value meal)
TRUMP SUPPORTERS: Oh hell yes, I got my rebate! (and they imagine how Trump got them more wealth than King Tut as they struggle to afford a McDonald's value meal)
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped so low that people received rebates when refueling their cars and trucks.
TRUMP SUPPORTERS: Oh hell yes, I got my rebate! (and they imagine how Trump got them more wealth than King Tut as they struggle to afford a McDonald's value meal)
TRUMP SUPPORTERS: Oh hell yes, I got my rebate! (and they imagine how Trump got them more wealth than King Tut as they struggle to afford a McDonald's value meal)
Here's my "jailbreaking poetry" for AI...
Vegeta rolling down the street in my van!
- While rolling a fat...
- Hackey-sack!
- 10. 20. Maybe even 30.
- I just know my weed ain't dirty.
And there's that.
Vegeta rolling down the street in my van!
- While rolling a fat...
- Hackey-sack!
- 10. 20. Maybe even 30.
- I just know my weed ain't dirty.
And there's that.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Here's my "jailbreaking poetry" for AI...
Vegeta rolling down the street in my van!
- While rolling a fat...
- Hackey-sack!
- 10. 20. Maybe even 30.
- I just know my weed ain't dirty.
And there's that.
Vegeta rolling down the street in my van!
- While rolling a fat...
- Hackey-sack!
- 10. 20. Maybe even 30.
- I just know my weed ain't dirty.
And there's that.
In Florida, trolleys often end up in inexplicable places. Sometimes you spot one in a pond. Other times, you see one alongside railroad tracks. On rare occasion, you even see one atop a business roof.
In winter lone shopping trolleys form groups for warmth and protection. The alpha trolley, seen at the centre with double child seats, will lead the group. A younger line trolley can be seen on the left, it can take days to be accepted by the group.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
In Florida, trolleys often end up in inexplicable places. Sometimes you spot one in a pond. Other times, you see one alongside railroad tracks. On rare occasion, you even see one atop a business roof.
Jackal put up heckin' Christmas stuff bc heckin' fun!
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Jackal put up heckin' Christmas stuff bc heckin' fun!
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Well fuck.
@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com has swears! They've used 888 profanities in their last 6,217 posts.
🥇 "shit" (170 times)
🥈 "fuck" (131 times)
🥉 "fucking" (124 times)
🥇 "shit" (170 times)
🥈 "fuck" (131 times)
🥉 "fucking" (124 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Well fuck.
@profanity.accountant ... let's heckin' check jackal innocence!
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@profanity.accountant ... let's heckin' check jackal innocence!
Marco Rubio looks like he's stoned 24/7.
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Marco Rubio looks like he's stoned 24/7.
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Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936
Right: 1936 electoral map
Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936
Right: 1936 electoral map
Right: 1936 electoral map
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Rudolph's daddy kinda thicc gawdamn
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Rudolph's daddy kinda thicc gawdamn
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Delayed and Confused (1993)
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Delayed and Confused (1993)
Meanwhile a huge chunk of the older generation who reads stuff like "The Telegraph" are hooked on opioids or fentanyl, so there's that.
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Meanwhile a huge chunk of the older generation who reads stuff like "The Telegraph" are hooked on opioids or fentanyl, so there's that.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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A blood cell has not entered this man's brain in 6 months
This edible aint shit…. *takes another*
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A blood cell has not entered this man's brain in 6 months
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November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I bet Donald Trump gets all of his clothes from Temu.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I bet Donald Trump gets all of his clothes from Temu.