Nate
@ngs.bsky.social
Socially awkward bon vivant. I’m just here to talk sports, bikes, music, maybe bitch a little bit, and make jokes. I hate bullies and punching down.
Opinions are my own. RT is not an endorsement.
Opinions are my own. RT is not an endorsement.
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Nate
@ngs.bsky.social
· Aug 29
Reminder to new followers: College football season is upon us. If you don't want your timeline filled with random 'HOLY CRAP' and 'NOOOOO!' posts, interspersed with hot (mild) takes and unhinged rants, feel free to mute me until 2026!
Hope y'all have a wonderful fall. Go Irish!
Hope y'all have a wonderful fall. Go Irish!
What if, for example, you were a person who spent most of their time watching TV, drinking Diet Coke, and eating McDonalds and had a habit of staying up well into the early morning posting on social media? What kind of healthcare would that person deserve?
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What if, for example, you were a person who spent most of their time watching TV, drinking Diet Coke, and eating McDonalds and had a habit of staying up well into the early morning posting on social media? What kind of healthcare would that person deserve?
WHAT SCIENTISTS?!
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
WHAT SCIENTISTS?!
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Is cheesecake a pie or a cake?
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Is cheesecake a pie or a cake?
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Car ownership (dependency) itself is expensive. But what if we, I don't know, focused on expanding transportation options beyond cars? What if we changed regulations so that automakers were no longer incentivized to build giant SUVs and trucks? No, we'll just cut back on safety features? Okay.
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Car ownership (dependency) itself is expensive. But what if we, I don't know, focused on expanding transportation options beyond cars? What if we changed regulations so that automakers were no longer incentivized to build giant SUVs and trucks? No, we'll just cut back on safety features? Okay.
Sir, this is a Star Wars fan site.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Sir, this is a Star Wars fan site.
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Four of Oregon’s top lawyers are “highly concerned” about immigration officers stopping a group of teenagers at gunpoint in October and, last week, arresting a high school student on his lunch break.
Oregon attorney general, county prosecutors warn federal officers that excessive force will be investigated
Elected prosecutors from Oregon’s three largest counties along with Oregon’s attorney general say they’ll investigate federal law enforcement officers when their actions appear criminal.
www.opb.org
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Four of Oregon’s top lawyers are “highly concerned” about immigration officers stopping a group of teenagers at gunpoint in October and, last week, arresting a high school student on his lunch break.
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SEAN CONNERY: My career is in a schlump. I've been typecasht. I need something to revive my career.
SEAN CONNERY'S AGENT: Hang on mate, I've just the thing
SIX MONTHS LATER:
SEAN CONNERY'S AGENT: Hang on mate, I've just the thing
SIX MONTHS LATER:
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
SEAN CONNERY: My career is in a schlump. I've been typecasht. I need something to revive my career.
SEAN CONNERY'S AGENT: Hang on mate, I've just the thing
SIX MONTHS LATER:
SEAN CONNERY'S AGENT: Hang on mate, I've just the thing
SIX MONTHS LATER:
JIM TRESSEL
it is hard to put into words how crazy every penn state fan is going thanks to this adam breneman tweet
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
JIM TRESSEL
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
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In remote Alaska, public radio station KYUK is crucial during natural disasters. Without federal funding, how will it survive?
Listen to the full episode here: tinyurl.com/ye67s8e3
Listen to the full episode here: tinyurl.com/ye67s8e3
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
In remote Alaska, public radio station KYUK is crucial during natural disasters. Without federal funding, how will it survive?
Listen to the full episode here: tinyurl.com/ye67s8e3
Listen to the full episode here: tinyurl.com/ye67s8e3
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November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Good thing MAHA is in the government. 🙃🤡
The EPA has approved two new pesticides with "forever chemicals" that will be used on food.
The agency has also announced plans for four additional approvals.
The approved pesticides will be used on vegetables such as romaine lettuce, broccoli and potatoes.
The agency has also announced plans for four additional approvals.
The approved pesticides will be used on vegetables such as romaine lettuce, broccoli and potatoes.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Good thing MAHA is in the government. 🙃🤡
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Team pants anyway
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Team pants anyway
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29 years ago today, Grampa Simpson walked into (and out of) the Maison Derrière and a meme was born. “Bart After Dark” premiered November 24, 1996.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
29 years ago today, Grampa Simpson walked into (and out of) the Maison Derrière and a meme was born. “Bart After Dark” premiered November 24, 1996.
Saving this post for 7:30pm Saturday...
Stanford really not playing wow
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Saving this post for 7:30pm Saturday...
The last time there was this big of a rush to war, we were at least promised (yellow) cake.
"We can go in and try to finish his regime" -- Rep. Salazar says Maduro is "right in the crosshairs" and Trump can "take him out"
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The last time there was this big of a rush to war, we were at least promised (yellow) cake.
This feels like the start of a 'you wanna know how I got these scars' supervillain origin story.
Someone across the street has set up a speaker outside their building that's been playing Christmas music from 9am to 9pm every single day for a couple weeks already, clearly audible through my closed windows, and I do not think I can survive another month of this
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This feels like the start of a 'you wanna know how I got these scars' supervillain origin story.
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Poetry.
We wanted to understand how regular Americans feel about the Trump administration. So we talked to three Russia-funded content farmers at a tea house in Islamabad.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Poetry.
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The only good Star Wars movie is Galaxy Quest. Wait I told it wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The only good Star Wars movie is Galaxy Quest. Wait I told it wrong.
I just want to go on the record that Police Academy 3: Back in Training is the best movie in the series.
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment is a close second.
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment is a close second.
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I just want to go on the record that Police Academy 3: Back in Training is the best movie in the series.
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment is a close second.
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment is a close second.
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Mormons getting harassed in Ohio? What is this, 1838?
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Mormons getting harassed in Ohio? What is this, 1838?
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Adult Disney ass Star Wars take.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Adult Disney ass Star Wars take.
Who the hell invited Elon to a party on purpose?!
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Who the hell invited Elon to a party on purpose?!