nicole
@nicoledemarco.bsky.social
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senior copywriter | cunning linguist | public transit dork | oxford comma enthusiast | loud laugher | go birds | ring the bell
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nicoledemarco.bsky.social
taking solace in the fact sports can’t hurt me for 10 days after this and besides, surely by then i’ll have found plenty other hobbies
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
did not realize “lil’jordan” is his full name and thought for awhile the broadcast was clowning him
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quixin.bsky.social
i dont like bars i dont want to go to lesbian bar night. I want to go to lesbian library or something
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
and the birds are getting fucking dog walked by NYG
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
never said a bad word about nick castellanos
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
now score some runs for sanchy you beautiful idiots
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
i have a (presumably 60-something) former coworker who will still text me when he knows Big Sports Stuff is happening and i love him for it
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franzkela.bsky.social
Back with the totals and a recap…
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civicgrit.bsky.social
One cool thing about cities with great public transit to stadiums is fewer people leave playoff games early to get a jump on traffic.
A picture of a Philadelphia baseball player batting against the Dodgers. Behind him most of the seats are empty. A screenshot from the broadcast showing heavy traffic leaving Dodger Stadium.
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
did they just say “an 8-1 victory” … ? god these broadcasts are so bad
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
“it’s tough to watch clayton kershaw struggle like this” i’m finding it super easy actually
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phillytradesman.bsky.social
For a homophobe Kershaw sure loves getting fucked by hot sweaty Philadelphians
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
oh you motherfuckers are really gonna make me believe
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
out of spite i still hate that sac bunt

(i don’t)

(i might)
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
goddammit you’re gonna give me hope
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
are we fucking serious a bunt
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jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
You don't have to understand trans life or why people become trans to understand that their rights are human beings are the same as yours, ya dink.
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tgk.bsky.social
I've always been a big Rob Thompson guy and I've always mocked people who call for guys to lose their jobs because of one playoff game, so I'm surprising even myself when I say I am done with him
nicoledemarco.bsky.social
far from the most consequential aspect of this bullshit game but the broadcast has said “last night” or “last night’s game” about 100000 times
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loctastic.bsky.social
know what would heal me? A playoff win you fucks @phillies.bsky.social