Nils Visser
@nilsvisser.bsky.social
Author, care worker, somewhen poet, somewhen archer. D&D. Gen X, ('e, 'im & oi). Writes about the Flying Dutchman, Smugglepunk, Brighton & Sussex folklore, and occasional non-fiction for magazines. Perpetually broke, no quick buck to be made here.
Labour centrists: "How dare naïve hysterical leftie scumbags suggest we're not nice people? We're luverly and know what's best for the woke classes."
Labour government: "Seize their jewellery! Extract their gold fillings! Cut out a kidney! Skin their Dalmatians! Just...don't tax the rich."
Labour government: "Seize their jewellery! Extract their gold fillings! Cut out a kidney! Skin their Dalmatians! Just...don't tax the rich."
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Labour centrists: "How dare naïve hysterical leftie scumbags suggest we're not nice people? We're luverly and know what's best for the woke classes."
Labour government: "Seize their jewellery! Extract their gold fillings! Cut out a kidney! Skin their Dalmatians! Just...don't tax the rich."
Labour government: "Seize their jewellery! Extract their gold fillings! Cut out a kidney! Skin their Dalmatians! Just...don't tax the rich."
Yeah, so, not to brag, but Imma comic book character in a proper graphic novel (Hopeless, Maine). Just a one page appearance, but none-the-less, there bain't much else to aim for in life after this apex, is there?
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Yeah, so, not to brag, but Imma comic book character in a proper graphic novel (Hopeless, Maine). Just a one page appearance, but none-the-less, there bain't much else to aim for in life after this apex, is there?
Roll initiative
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Roll initiative
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
ditto
I hate to pull the immigrant card, but as an immigrant, it feels awful when elected MPs say I ‘need to go home’ and propose stripping me and all other immigrants of all our legal rights to live here. No, anywhere immigrants move is their home. The UK is my home.
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
ditto
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I wish I knew who the artist was
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wish I knew who the artist was
GO FROGS!
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
GO FROGS!
It's a good thing that Starmer's government is keeping the country safe, wot? Honouring his solemn promise to bring change, wot?
BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x
October 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's a good thing that Starmer's government is keeping the country safe, wot? Honouring his solemn promise to bring change, wot?
When @tomsbrown.bsky.social asked me what Professor Penning in Rousing the Duvelsbeest should look like, I sent him a bunch of pictures of Dr. Jane Goodall. Her character is different, but similar look and Tom captured her well, methinks. Sharing now as tribute.
October 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
When @tomsbrown.bsky.social asked me what Professor Penning in Rousing the Duvelsbeest should look like, I sent him a bunch of pictures of Dr. Jane Goodall. Her character is different, but similar look and Tom captured her well, methinks. Sharing now as tribute.
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RIP to Jane Goodall, who opened the world's eyes to our closest relatives. (Photo by NatGeo's Hugo Van Lawick)
October 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
RIP to Jane Goodall, who opened the world's eyes to our closest relatives. (Photo by NatGeo's Hugo Van Lawick)
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TEN YEARS for settled status. Labour really do seem to have gone collectively insane. Just don’t play Farage’s game. Refuse. Try thinking about what you’re actually saying. And stop.
Krishnan Guru Murthy, "Isn't it a bit insulting to say to an Indian doctor who is working 60-70 hours a week that in order to get settled status he's got to volunteer?"
Rachel Reeves, "We want people to contribute if they come to our country"
Labour have gone utterly bonkers
Rachel Reeves, "We want people to contribute if they come to our country"
Labour have gone utterly bonkers
September 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
TEN YEARS for settled status. Labour really do seem to have gone collectively insane. Just don’t play Farage’s game. Refuse. Try thinking about what you’re actually saying. And stop.
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If you voted for him, you've done this.
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you voted for him, you've done this.
I was hoping the settled status would offer me a bit of surety, but reckoned that sooner or later the Brits would start fiddling with it. Because xenophobia has been soooooo successful for the UK of late, innit?
Reform will apparently pledge today that they'd abolish indefinite leave to remain - including retrospectively, to people already granted it. Obviously this is a moral abomination but it is also a practical and legal impossibility.
September 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I was hoping the settled status would offer me a bit of surety, but reckoned that sooner or later the Brits would start fiddling with it. Because xenophobia has been soooooo successful for the UK of late, innit?
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You knowe how yn legendes someone doth fynde a cursed sworde that bringeth ruin upon them but thei do not cast it asyde by cause *part of the curse* ys that thei believe it ys a powirful magic sworde that ys helpinge ynstead of hurtinge? Anywaye, Gen AI...
September 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
You knowe how yn legendes someone doth fynde a cursed sworde that bringeth ruin upon them but thei do not cast it asyde by cause *part of the curse* ys that thei believe it ys a powirful magic sworde that ys helpinge ynstead of hurtinge? Anywaye, Gen AI...
Preliminary sketch by Eldad Druks for the short story 'Forsaken'. Based on the brilliant Elaine Evans exhibition at Brighton Museum, this story (woven around a poem by Jo B.) appeared in the 'Elements of Horror: Water' Anthology. 2b republished in "Brighton Folk: A Blast from the Past" next year.
September 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Preliminary sketch by Eldad Druks for the short story 'Forsaken'. Based on the brilliant Elaine Evans exhibition at Brighton Museum, this story (woven around a poem by Jo B.) appeared in the 'Elements of Horror: Water' Anthology. 2b republished in "Brighton Folk: A Blast from the Past" next year.
I have a cunning plan.
September 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I have a cunning plan.
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No other party says the basic truth: migration is good for Britain.
The real problem? Inequality, soaring bills, underfunded public services.
That’s driven by the greed of the super rich and the Labour government who serve them - not by migrants.
The real problem? Inequality, soaring bills, underfunded public services.
That’s driven by the greed of the super rich and the Labour government who serve them - not by migrants.
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
No other party says the basic truth: migration is good for Britain.
The real problem? Inequality, soaring bills, underfunded public services.
That’s driven by the greed of the super rich and the Labour government who serve them - not by migrants.
The real problem? Inequality, soaring bills, underfunded public services.
That’s driven by the greed of the super rich and the Labour government who serve them - not by migrants.
Now who could gaze at this awesome picture of yours truly at the Fishermen's Museum in Hastings and not be convinced that I'm clearly very knowledgeable
regarding the nautical matters I write about?
regarding the nautical matters I write about?
September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Now who could gaze at this awesome picture of yours truly at the Fishermen's Museum in Hastings and not be convinced that I'm clearly very knowledgeable
regarding the nautical matters I write about?
regarding the nautical matters I write about?
Come to Hastings and gimme all your money this Saturday. What better way to spend your weekend?
September 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Come to Hastings and gimme all your money this Saturday. What better way to spend your weekend?
Centrists and Starmeroids devoted heaps of attention on the left-wing, kindly taking the time to deride them, scorn them, mock them, bully them out of the party, or just kick them out all together. And after all this effort, this is ALL the thanks they get? Who coulda seen that coming?
September 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Centrists and Starmeroids devoted heaps of attention on the left-wing, kindly taking the time to deride them, scorn them, mock them, bully them out of the party, or just kick them out all together. And after all this effort, this is ALL the thanks they get? Who coulda seen that coming?
Visited Old St Helen's in Hastings last weekend in the esteemed company of C.J. Stone, former Guardian columnist (Housing Benefit Hill) and proper author.
September 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Visited Old St Helen's in Hastings last weekend in the esteemed company of C.J. Stone, former Guardian columnist (Housing Benefit Hill) and proper author.