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Sarah Mills 🥷🦫🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Illustrator, Designer, Gamer. Slaughterer of deadlines and small scaly things. Hoomum of Miah and Nova - whippets, ladies of leisure.
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This is insane.' His Majesty's Official Opposition' is not just any party. It's the largest party not in government. The Shadow Cabinet can only exist in HMOO, not a party with less than 10 MPs.
Constitutional Reality: Yusuf is an unelected bureaucrat, he is not an MP and does not sit in the House of Commons. The Shadow Home Secretary belongs to the largest opposition party (currently the Conservatives), not Reform. But f*ck it - whether it’s Philp or Muhammad, it’s like dumb or dumber.
February 18, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I've whinged about this before.. but I wish people wouldn't 'react' to an email with an emoji. It comes through as an email in my desktop client and there is no email.

I'm not so insecure that I need a heart or a thumbs up when there's no real need to reply to me.
February 18, 2026 at 11:25 AM
What the actual?
We interrupt tributes to Jesse Jackson to bring you your daily dose of racism.

Thanks, Beeb. Respectfully handled.
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Better get some iron lungs ready for the polio surge.
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I love Stephen Collins. Not only is he one our best cartoonists but he's a goddamn alt text master. Also, the Cameron/Gove alien invasion strip is perfection.

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
February 16, 2026 at 7:52 AM
🧵 /1

Nova scared the living shit out of me last night.

I tried to get Miah and Nova (who was upstairs in bed) out for a last wee but they weren't having any of it and it was snowing hard. I gave up, and shut the doors. Then I went back out to put something in the outside bin in the garden.
February 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I see "medal" is a verb again.

It is not. Stop it.
February 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Ex-Reform MP Rupert Lowe launches new party

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
a man and a woman are standing outside of a house
ALT: a man and a woman are standing outside of a house
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 PM
January update from JR Whippet Rescue

whippetrescue.org.uk/january-roun...
January Round Up - JR Whippet Rescue
As we enter a new year we've continued to be extremely busy.
whippetrescue.org.uk
February 14, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Ah yes, the day I got a community resolution for common assault with cleavage.

*They were making my mum's life a misery, blocking her exit from the drive, dropping huge amounts of hay and treating it like an access point to her horses. Mum was also ill at the time, they didn't give a shit.
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Wake up after only 90 mins sleep, knock the phone down the back of the bed, turning off your white noise app and not able to reach down and get it. Now sat at desktop, whinging on social media. 🙄
February 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
'Sorry you're offended' is not an apology.
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Well this is a depressing read. Hopefully it's as tin foil hattery as it sounds.
'Trump Has Already Rigged the 2028 Presidential Election': US Defence Insider
Regardless of how people vote, the chances of a Democrat Government coming to power in 2029 is now virtually nil, argues Brynn Tannehill
bylinetimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I love that this guy is every bit as decent as you'd hope he'd be.
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
They're here! 🦐🦐

All 12 (10+2 in case of DOA). So far they seem fine. Definitely a couple of females as I can see their saddles. I generally prefer to get juveniles, which these are clearly not (too big). However if any are berried or get eggnant it'll all work out.

#shrimp #neocaridina
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Just a reminder that Sarwar is a well known prick in Scotland 👍

#YouYesYet
Anas Sarwar says today of Peter Mandelson: “I'm utterly disgusted and furious about the entire situation … He never should have been the ambassador to the US.”

For context, here’s Sarwar in April 2025 love-bombing his ‘old friend’.

They think we are stupid.

He is an amoral opportunistic chancer.
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Oh ffs, it's bad enough there's a faction called Blue Labour but now they want to emulate the tories by ousting a leader before they've even been in 2 years. I've no love for Starmer but haven't we had enough of leaders being changed like socks?
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
So tRump has a hissy fit about Bad Bunny - "nobody understands a word this guy is saying". Oh really? because ya know, Spanish is the 2nd most widely spoken language in the world, after Mandarin Chinese and *above* English.

Love that Spanish is classed as 'Romance' and English as 'Germanic' 😂
List of languages by number of native speakers - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 9, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Heard my first oystercatcher of the year today. Love them, soooo noisy but they're brilliant.
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Watching a dachsund trying to outrun a whippet is... quite something. Didn't time it, but it was less than a second. Adorable little dog though, not a nipple dragger.
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Shrimp tank re-scape is fully cycled. I've had 3 shrimp in there for a few days and they're all fine... I'm looking to get some coral moss on a piece of coconut to add for them and will be pulling the trigger on some new yellow neocaridina on Monday. No java moss this time, it takes over the tank..
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 AM