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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 3m

How do I make sure I am never verified?

Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 3h

Then what is alcohol and do I want to know?

Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 3h

BIDNUSS

Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 3h

Hooray! Mine is sitting in the middle of the ocean until Canada ends its trade embargo against Avantris.

I do know this is not how it works, but it is more fun to imagine it this way.

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 4h

Canada Post isn't immediately important to me and me alone so I support it being dismantled and replaced by something someone else has to pay 10 times as much for to make some dickhead rich(er)

Also, education. I'M DONE LEARNING.

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 11h

This could be the first time he's been useful!

Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 11h

The bad place?

Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 21h

When all you have is a hammer, the whole world looks like eggs.

Wait

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 1d

Canadian media wouldn't have the courage to READ The National.

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 1d

Shit that is a good one

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/H41zmM5Eyfk?...

Not that the original isn't perfect

Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Dance Mix)

YouTube video by Nicki French - Topic

youtu.be

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 1d

How many did you almost start?

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 1d

Be who you want to be, Ripperoni.

Although who Katie wants you to be would be cooler, ngl.

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 1d

Be careful, the Leafs made the same threat and

Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 1d

Or learn to spell stalactite

Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just bragging (lying) about my stream strength.

And how many times I have to get up in the night 😢

But I could probably change my joke to one about staCtites 😎

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 1d

"Novelty use only"

What a coincidence 😏

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 1d

If I'm there, it'll form a new Grand Canyon. 😤

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 3d

Only if AI turns out to be bullshit.

Uh oh.

Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 3d

I meet a lot of people who tell me lies. I don't post them uncritically on the internet.

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 3d

I know I don't fuckin know how to tell a soy from a potato from a weed.

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 3d

I never thought the day would come when I agreed with Turdwrangler007...

And so far, I've been absolutely correct.

Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe he should just order the government to pay all its workers.

Surely there's no reason he can't, right?

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 3d

This vehicle stops at all railroad crossings.

YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT IT DOES

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 4d

If Democrats had won, there could be Shaman available in all major cities to help you with this.

On every corner not a taco truck.