Nate Vack
@njvack.bsky.social
Stop trying to make fetch happen, Charlie Brown.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Stop trying to make fetch happen, Charlie Brown.
It is possible that choosing employees mainly because they are incompetent so they owe total loyalty to you might have some bad effects when it comes to having them do things for you
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It is possible that choosing employees mainly because they are incompetent so they owe total loyalty to you might have some bad effects when it comes to having them do things for you
Farmer: Do you love the flavor of cabbage but it’s not tedious enough to cook? Well I have a new plant for you. Introducing: Brussels Sprouts
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Farmer: Do you love the flavor of cabbage but it’s not tedious enough to cook? Well I have a new plant for you. Introducing: Brussels Sprouts
Remember! Trump, his agenda, and his supporters are really unpopular with most of the country and we can use the ballot box to fix what has been broken.
It will take a long time. It will be hard. Success is not guaranteed.
But we can win.
It will take a long time. It will be hard. Success is not guaranteed.
But we can win.
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Remember! Trump, his agenda, and his supporters are really unpopular with most of the country and we can use the ballot box to fix what has been broken.
It will take a long time. It will be hard. Success is not guaranteed.
But we can win.
It will take a long time. It will be hard. Success is not guaranteed.
But we can win.
Trying to figure out whether Disney is extremely self-aware here, or extremely self-unaware
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Trying to figure out whether Disney is extremely self-aware here, or extremely self-unaware
“The St St St” is a perfectly good abbreviation of “The State Street Saint” and I will die on this hill
November 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“The St St St” is a perfectly good abbreviation of “The State Street Saint” and I will die on this hill
These posts are steel
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
These posts are steel
If you move one little "O" you can simultaneously change "Goodfellas" into "God Fellas" and "The Godfather" into "The Good Father"
I don't know what The Good Father is about but God Fellas should absolutely be The Book of Mormon set in Little Italy
I don't know what The Good Father is about but God Fellas should absolutely be The Book of Mormon set in Little Italy
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If you move one little "O" you can simultaneously change "Goodfellas" into "God Fellas" and "The Godfather" into "The Good Father"
I don't know what The Good Father is about but God Fellas should absolutely be The Book of Mormon set in Little Italy
I don't know what The Good Father is about but God Fellas should absolutely be The Book of Mormon set in Little Italy
okay so you know when you're installing light switches and the screwdriver blade wants to pop the paint off the sharp edge of the screw slot? yes you can put tape on the blade to stop that, but I figured someone must make a plastic 3/16" screwdriver that wouldn't do it
as far as I can tell: Nope
as far as I can tell: Nope
October 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
okay so you know when you're installing light switches and the screwdriver blade wants to pop the paint off the sharp edge of the screw slot? yes you can put tape on the blade to stop that, but I figured someone must make a plastic 3/16" screwdriver that wouldn't do it
as far as I can tell: Nope
as far as I can tell: Nope
I feel like if I were in the Trump admin, I would be fishing for an exit and a pardon before Trump has a health crisis and can’t offer one anymore
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I feel like if I were in the Trump admin, I would be fishing for an exit and a pardon before Trump has a health crisis and can’t offer one anymore
Well, @asym.bsky.social, I was wondering how to describe how old I am and have settled on "I used to use my KoL shot glasses to party; now I use them to liven up my colonoscopy prep"
September 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Well, @asym.bsky.social, I was wondering how to describe how old I am and have settled on "I used to use my KoL shot glasses to party; now I use them to liven up my colonoscopy prep"
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There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. i do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day
May 28, 2024 at 1:52 AM
There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. i do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day
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Go search Clippy on Google.
May 27, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Go search Clippy on Google.
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Yes that would do it
May 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Yes that would do it
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NO SLIDING OF THE CHEESE
May 24, 2024 at 2:53 AM
NO SLIDING OF THE CHEESE
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If my name was Ben and i played baseball my walk-on song would be the Barenaked Ladies “One Week” but just the first two notes
May 23, 2024 at 2:37 AM
If my name was Ben and i played baseball my walk-on song would be the Barenaked Ladies “One Week” but just the first two notes
y'all you could get a switch and never pay more than $30 for a game and you would be able to play fun games for more hours than there are in a day
May 22, 2024 at 9:54 PM
y'all you could get a switch and never pay more than $30 for a game and you would be able to play fun games for more hours than there are in a day
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Arachnophobia is the dumbest fear. Who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn’t affect you
May 9, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Arachnophobia is the dumbest fear. Who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn’t affect you
Enceladus? I hardly know us!
May 22, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Enceladus? I hardly know us!
post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains.
May 22, 2024 at 3:34 AM
post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains.
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I made this insane math collectible card game called Calculords which isn’t available on mobile anymore, but we just posted it on richjoslin.itch.io/calculords !
Calculords by laserbritches
Collectible card combat in space! Play in your browser
richjoslin.itch.io
May 21, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I made this insane math collectible card game called Calculords which isn’t available on mobile anymore, but we just posted it on richjoslin.itch.io/calculords !