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Sending all good thoughts

Just catching up to this… hope things are resolving. Thinking of you!

Hey, do any of you Warhammer nerds have a spare copy of TALES OF HERESY, edited by Kyme & Priestley?

It’s super expensive online, and I’d love to get it for our elder kid’s birthday.

(I know this is probably futile, but I gotta try.)

Oh that’s perfect

My friend Matt Inman made a great comic about AI…

The decision between “ask the coked-out robot to draw the building you’re literally sitting in” vs “send an intern with an iphone downstairs” is sure indicative of some things

Does Dolty Parton want one of my kidneys? I don’t even care if she needs it. She can just have it if she wants.

What's it like living in Chicago today? This image gives us a strong sense of the fear that Chicagoans fear from Trump's secret police.

They’re bananas that aren’t funny is what they are. Slip on a plantain peel and face utter silence.

Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.

Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.

The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism

In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.

And Don Quixote's name is a cute wink at him being so quixotic.

Potential Investor: There's no way to market a kitchen appliance that'll make men not feel emasculated.

Inventor of the NutriBullet: <clears throat>

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

Oooh that sounds good!

Nice!

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

BEHOLD the majesty of the Kiwi cheese scone. This scone isn't here for a fancy tea. This scone has come to rumble. This scone demands MORE butter. This scone has OPINIONS about jam. This scone is three square meals and elevenses. This scone has HEFT.
You do not eat this scone. You experience it.

The Sora AI disinfo nightmare is here

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Good for you!

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This morning I'm sitting down to read through some *peer-reviewed articles*. The one I start with mentions Congress introduced a bill in ~2013~ to abolish FEMA.

"Huh??? No they didn't", I think to myself.

Reader, the author cited a satirical article from the Daily Currant.

Speechless.

I'm rubber and you're glue?