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Noemi Betancourt
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Puerto Rican romance novelist born/raised in NYC and living in FL w/hubby & fur babies. Self-published with more to come. ISO literary agent and/or publisher. Check out Darkest Rendezvous and The Case of the Deadly Dressmaker on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Nov 26
Not as steamy as what I usually write but just a little heat for the holiday season.
#booksky #Fantasy #Romance #novella #Santa
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Tis the season for romance but Damaris Klaus is feeling neglected by her hubby lately. When suave & sexy Jack Frost whisks her away on a grand adventure can "Old St. Nick" win her back? 💙📚

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Romancing Mrs. Claus|eBook
While her husband is the most anticipated and beloved figure in the world, Damaris Klaus feels neglected and ignored by "Old St. Nick." When the suave and sexy Jack Frost blows into town for the Winte...
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · May 19
Just submitted the start of a brand new story to #Harlequin's mentorship program. I'm calling it either Underneath the Buttercup Tree or Slow Burn. Not sure which yet. Cross your fingers that I get a nibble this year🙃 #writingcommunity #romancenovelist #WOC #amwriting
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Mar 28
While I mostly write romance, I also like to tackle women's issues. In this case I've decided to write about my journey into and out of menopause through INTERPRETIVE DANCE! But seriously, here's a comic strip I've started about #perimenopause. #booksky #latinx #latina
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Surviving menopause
I made this comic with Pixton, a comic-making app that makes writing fun and easy for students. https://www.pixton.com/student-comic-builder
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Mar 9
Give the man a box of nails and he'll hammer himself into a nice big Darwin Award.
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Mar 9
Nah, everybody knows lesbians aren't real. They're just REALLY good friends.
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Mar 9
It shouldn't have to be said that if you're okay with discrimination against ANYBODY in exchange for the promise of lower grocery prices then you're on the wrong side of history.
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Mar 9
Comic strip preview of my #Fantasy #Mystery #Romance #novel, The Case of the Deadly Dressmaker
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The Case of The Deadly Dressmaker
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Mar 1
*snort*
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Mar 1
While at the same time calling themselves Christians. These are probably the same people who think Jesus was weak. The fact that being a decent person is now political is just sad.
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Mar 1
Coward. Also, shame on all the people who turned a blind eye to Trump and the GOP's BS because they only cared about themselves and what they thought affected them instead of what's good for society. Now that it's coming back to bite them in the ass, NOW they're concerned.🙄🖕🖕🖕
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Feb 28
How many authors have we heard about making it big after being rejected by publishing houses over and over again? Just keep doing your thing and maybe someday it'll happen to you🤩
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Feb 28
I wonder what happened to the people who voted them down like that. Where are they now?🙃
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Feb 28
Trying something new: A comic strip version of my #Fantasy #Mystery #novel, The Deadly Dressmaker, featuring detective nee Fairy Godmother, Aryssa Thornhart. These are the first two chapters. I'll add more later.☺️
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The Case of The Deadly Dressmaker
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 10
He could've just kept his head down, his mouth shut, and retired in peace as a hero after 9/11
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 10
Exactly! All I'm seeing in the other place are ads and posts about their value meal thing meanwhile why is no one talking about this?
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 9
🤣
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 9
I'm starting to run out of places to advertise my books and craft businesses. Guess I'll have to go old school and start stapling fliers to telephone poles. Hmm, I wonder how much it costs to rent one of those skywriter planes?🤔
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 9
Yeah, that outfit sure was a... choice. Why is it the more money these AHs have the dumber they choose to look? Does money make you more tacky or just amplify it?
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 9
*sigh* well, that didn't take long, did it?🤦‍♀️
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 9
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 9
I can only imagine how horrific it is over there. I'm glad you're safe. After Helene and Milton blew through last year, we had to evacuate but was extremely lucky not to have any damage. But seeing the devastation around the community was mind blowing. The survivor's guilt afterwards was awful.
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 9
They used to be until they started getting cheap with the cream. I'm sorry but that is NOT double stuffed. Screw you, Nabisco!
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 8
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 8
Are private firefighters a thing? In my life I've never heard of that. Or is that something else that's exclusive to the uber rich? Get out of the house, Scrooge.
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 8
Thanks! Enjoy☺️
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Noemi Betancourt @noemib.bsky.social · Jan 8
Yes, The Deadly Dressmaker, Darkest Rendezvous and my short story, Romancing Mrs. Claus are currently available on Kindle.

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