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Michael
@noobixcube.bsky.social
Albums bought since I started using streaming services in 2011: 1

Albums bought in the month after I gave up streaming in November 2025: 4

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I'm getting like four notifications daily from @globalcomix.com, and the App Info on Android says I'm getting one...

The notification spam seems to have ramped right up after I cancelled my renewal coming up in March.
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Don’t speed-run your education. Don’t stick to The Plan. Plans you made at 15/16 are not sacred scriptures, laws, or obligations, they’re polite suggestions to yourself, at best. If you go to college chasing 15 y/o you’s dream, you’ll make 25 y/o you miserable with a career you hate.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 AM
If you see anyone that looks like a cop, a real cop or a paramilitary wannabe impersonating a cop, conducting a traffic stop: accelerate. Unless you WANT to be dragged out of your car and shot for complying.

If they do that step in front of the car shit, what happens next is on them. Floor it.
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Seriously, @globalcomix.com? HOURLY notifications?
January 21, 2026 at 8:15 AM
So when, not if but when, we get proof irrefutable that the election WAS stolen, not just by top-down changes to mail in eligibility, polling places, or ID laws, but actual covert action that is absolutely illegal, do we finally get to put the lot of them indefinitely on death row?
January 21, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I mean... when you put it like this, it's like... the duty of every free user to waste all the resources possible. Every inane query you make might boil the earth a little more, but the way things are going, that's a GOOD thing. Bonus, you make the company that much poorer paying for power.
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 AM
So many great supernatural/horror themed comics coming out lately. Reading @thatryanparrott.bsky.social’s It Killed Everyone But Me, right now.

I’m baffled as to why I enjoy horror comics but not slasher/horror movies, but it is what it is. Really liking this so far (Just two issues in).
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Been listening to both @chilluminatipod.fm and @swocbc.bsky.social for a bit, not long, not really a "podcast guy", but trying to be. It took me like four randomly selected episodes of Chilluminati and all the way to Jedi in SWOCBC to realise @mathas.bsky.social is the same Mathas from NL's gang.
January 18, 2026 at 9:21 AM
The fed goons have been asked nicely to stop. If they continue, the judge will have no choice but to bring their full force to bear, and ask them nicely again.
“Judge rules feds in Minneapolis immigration operation can't detain or tear gas peaceful protesters…”

apnews.com/article/minn...
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 AM
My 2026 resolution seems to be to take control of what I give my attention to, again. I've accidentally fallen into this resolution, but damn it, I'm committed to it, now. I've been pushing at this in small ways for years, without admitting what the real source of the problem is.
January 13, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Stay tuned for Act IV in 2041!

#Protomen
January 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Part of getting back to playing music offline, and not letting the streaming services decide what I listen to, has been remembering @ocremix.org exists. I have at least fifteen years to catch up on, I think.
January 10, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Going back to the MP3 player life, no algorithms, no streaming, no sponsored recommendations, just me and my own discovery.

How the hell do people discover music, now? It’s like Spotify killed an entire facet of enjoying music by shovelling it into our faces with zero effort…
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by Michael
By age 27 you should:
- Rise and Shine
- Be sleeping on the job even though you deserve a rest
- Be the right man in the wrong place
- Wake up
- Smell the asses
by age 34 you should:
-own an air fryer
-identify with an animal
-regularly forget to take pills
-be in a groupchat with sex perverts
-have a collection of useless artifacts you think are neat
-maintain a to do list of things you'll never actually do
-harbour soul crushing regret about what happened
March 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
No comic from me, today. The problem isn't inspiration. I have ideas coming out of my ears. The problem is scale. I only have BIG ideas, no little ones.
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Call it an early Christmas present, to all three of my readers. Two of whom might know what this is about.

Once again, figures were made by loosely tracing posed 3D models, but I'm using them less slavishly and more of a guide, now.
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
A quick little comic for today. This time, while I still traced a posed 3D model, this was more like using it as a reference. Quick lines that roughly approximate it, rather than slowly and carefully tracing. Might actually learn some proportions and stuff, this way...
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So this one is a bit of a longer one. Experimented with a few different textures, with using the gutters as background, and with pacing. It's a long way from a single panel gag.
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Old Skies is my personal pick for game of the year. That’s saying something. This year I played Kathy Rain 2, which was great, The Drifter, which was amazing, the Oblivion remaster, Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. Old Skies beat them all.
December 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I had a more ambitious one planned for today, and realising I wouldn't get that done in time, I made this quick one instead. I didn't suddenly become capable of realistic anatomy, by the way. I posed a 3D model and traced it.
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Experiments and flaws abound. Also, pedantic taxonomy is definitely still in "probably was a @crustaceansingles.com comic" territory.
December 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@crustaceansingles.com How do you even start one of these?

Also, it's TOTALLY different and original because my guys aren't stick figures, right? COMPLETELY different thing. Even if this joke is so much like one of yours you may actually have done the exact same one before...
December 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Melbourne spotted. Definitely a Myki reader you can see through the window, but I didn't think Transdev still had the contract for any bus lines here, so the photo is like... four years old at least?
My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Melbourne’s Nazis are going to have a fucking field day, tomorrow. I bet they’re already organising their police-escorted protest marches…
December 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Waiting for the NSW Police to hold their conference so I can find out if I'll wake up to the Nazis starting their purge or not...
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM