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@noodlverse.bsky.social

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We're the noodles! Plural system See them all here: https://imgur.com/a/FDRyTdu

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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 4d

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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 5d

I'm normal--

The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 10d

That is an unfortunate typo :X

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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 11d

Oh yeah that used to be me 👋 hi

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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 12d

Really turned that home into a house

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Sol ⚜️ The Fairy Princess 🩵🎀✨ @atompalace.bsky.social · 14d

here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨

How Eevee and its evolutions (except Sylveon, as she was drawn in the post this one is quoting) react to being bathed. Pokemon, drawing description, and image text in brackets:

Vaporeon: wagging its tail happily in a shower cubicle (Needs no second bidding. Removing them from the shower is harder)

Jolteon: looking sidelong at the viewer with narrowed eyes (You know better than to shower an Electric type.)

Flareon: rolling contentedly in a sand pit (Fluffy fire type gets a sand bath instead!)

Eevee: being held in one hand, rinsed with the other, with big sad eyes and question marks (Too liddol to comprehend or rebel. Feeling a bit betrayed tbh)

Espeon: Peering out of a crack in a cupboard (Uses Psychic powers to choose best hiding spots until you give up)

Umbreon: Hissing wild eyed, clinging to shower curtains, with gloved hands attempting to reach (Acrobatics, unholy screeching, etc. Protective gear recommended)

Leafeon: sitting under the shower happily, eyes closed and tongue outstretched to catch the water (Calmest Eeveelution in the bath. Plant likes being watered!)

Glaceon: Standing somewhat tensely under the shower in silence (Tolerates it, but might be plotting revenge)

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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 14d

Oh so that's why the random guy got banned in his chat

The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 16d

👀💦💦

The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 19d

Warning: gay angry mouse

The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 19d

Being shorter than micros... good -///-

The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 25d

You were born to love tails

The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 26d

Thank you again for this 👀 it looks great

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Vod @vawdkot.bsky.social · 26d

The Leviathan...

Sketch commission for @noodlverse.bsky.social !

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vantid @vantid.bsky.social · 27d

This might be my husband’s most favorite thing I’ve ever drawn.

A coyote “sketch” in the loosest meaning of the word.

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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 27d

Thank you! @ginormicgeo.bsky.social made it!

The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 27d

God to be shrunken smaller and smaller and smaller on a giant hunk like that 👉👈💦💦💦

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Darck! @darckhumor.bsky.social · 27d

Biceptember! <3

Tags in comments :D

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Darck! @darckhumor.bsky.social · 27d

Here ya go man :D Hope you like it!
Shoot me a DM if you'd like the file <3

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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 27d

Oh my gosh thank you!! I love it!

The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 27d

I vote @scavengerfox.bsky.social

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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 27d

Here! a nergi. SFW or NSFW is fine

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snooch @snooch.bsky.social · Aug 29

can i come over and do this to you

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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · Sep 10

*Is noticeably not complaining*

small blue noodle dragon blepping as he's grabbed in a fist

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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · Sep 8

Who could disapprove of someone being so excited to see you?

The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · Sep 8

a picture of a dog with its mouth open and the words shakes you violently below it

ALT: a picture of a dog with its mouth open and the words shakes you violently below it

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