A new dating site called "Froggy went a courtin'" for singles who wanna meet someone but also protest in their free time.

And he still won't pay them.

I'm an acquired taste, in that you'll need to aquire some taste before you're able to appreciate me.

You, me, and a bowl full of fresh lemons, baby!

I juice the lemons on your lubeless knob until finish. Later, you enjoy special lemonade. Extended eye contact during.

Name it the Arnold PalmEr.

Get it? Because the lemon juice will slide off your tea bags into the cup.

Help! I think I just watched the GMM guys masturbating,but also fully clothed?!?!?!

That's obscene, maybe?!

“Hey. My eye is up here.”

- hurricanes, probably

If you believe in reincarnation, like, how far back does it go?

Like, was I an Ankylosaurus in a past life?

Or how many of us have dove past remains in ditches?

You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud

some good news: the Minnesota Supreme Court upheld a transgender weightlifter's complaint against USA Powerlifting, ruling that denying her the right to compete is facially discriminatory and violates the MN Human Rights Act www.kare11.com/article/news...

I despise competitiveness. Everyone has their own thing to offer this world and I want everyone to succeed.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Excellent plume, madame. Very milky.

It's October so you know I’m back on my bullshit (taking high dose vitamin d supplements)

In a world where we don't hold our own police force accountable most of the time. Why would you expect ICE to operate any differently?

Let her cook...

Is there a fish version of farting?

Trump is constantly calling his own followers morons.

Yet the morons in question never get upset at him. They get upset at trans people, gay people, immigrants, brown people, Black people, etc. They get upset at thousands of people - except the guy actually screwing them over.

That's pretty weird.

why do hot dogs not get a helper

$170B for ICE and Border Patrol
$40B for Argentina
$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet
$230M for Trump's DOJ "compensation"
$200M for Kristi Noem's jets
$98M for Trump's golf outings

But no money to lower your healthcare costs.

The Epstein Ballroom.

I shall call it by no other name henceforth.

Ya accidentally summon Zepar once!

Good dude, by the way.

He introduced me to my husband, I'm barren now, but good dude.