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Norma if you Nasty
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39, Married, part time chaos demon. 🍯🥦💨 I enjoy long walks to the refrigerator.
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December 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I'm a Leggings, tank top, cardigan girl.

If you think you see me but I'm not wearing Leggings, tank top, cardigan.

No you didn't.

Occasionally leggings, band tee, cardigan.

But you still didn't see me.
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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therapist: what’s on your mind

me: my kindness hasn’t killed a single person so what is that about
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
How long do you enjoy naked time after a shower?

Is there a too long?

Been sitting here two crime shows and three bowls long. Sun is coming through the windows, fan is blasting directly on meh.

GLORIOUS.
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don't think I'm willing to invite my mother in law back to celebrate the Hollidays.

She really caused a scene during Thanksgiving.

It really upset my turtle.
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If just occurred to me that there are still people out there named Burnaby.
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Gonna write my own cook book and title it "Trust me I'm Fat."
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Dude, you can just buy communion wafers, and they're surprisingly affordable.

You don't need a special membership or any shit like that.

No more waiting in line with boring people to get your Christ crackers.
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Someone help!

I need to find Captain Morgan Black spiced rum.

I need a reputable website that sells discontinued alcohol flavors.

My husband adored unwinding with this afterwork until we could no longer find it.

I would love to get it for him for Christmas.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My life won't be complete until someone complements my jib, or the cut of said jib.
December 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I would hate to be the cabinet member who's going to have to keep fishing that medal out of Trumps neck vaginas.
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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🥺 oh baby girl, you have many Bluesky friends sharing your story. We will find you a home. Hopefully soon 🤞 Here's MELIA's bio. Please read and repost. She needs someone who will be fully committed to her. ❤️

🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Idk who needs to know this but there are 14 Land Before Time movies and an animated series.
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I like how the new Coke freestyle machine shows your drink combo up on a little screen overhead so everybody can see what specific kind of pervert you are
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When are the reporters going to ask him the real questions?

Like who is Bubba and did you let him blamm in your mouth?
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Who's he gonna sacrifice next to try and stoke internal struggles and cause a distraction?
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Waitress: enjoy your meal

Me: you too

Waitress:

Me: ...is a good band is what i was gonna say
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM