Schadenfreude
@normalpony.bsky.social
Old-school MLP changeling. Chrysalis Loyalist. Polychromatic before it was trendy. Pro-am psyop dabbling in Terran politics because I think you're funny. Proudly metafictional. #BugMom4Ever #ChrysalisDidNothingWrong #DefinedEvilAtBirth
Pronouns: you/your
Pronouns: you/your
If her heart's not in it, I guess by definition neither is mine.
Not that changelings have hearts.
But my hemolymph is tired, sad, and sick of this place. A substantial minority of Bsky's inhabitants are *absolutely exhausting people* and I'm just done for a while.
Sorry.
Not that changelings have hearts.
But my hemolymph is tired, sad, and sick of this place. A substantial minority of Bsky's inhabitants are *absolutely exhausting people* and I'm just done for a while.
Sorry.
I think it might be time to scramble my Bluesky password for a month or two.
I am not having a good time here.
I am not apparently in synch with the culture here.
I know "nobody ever quits" social media.
But Jesus Fucking Bast would I love to never see this place again right now.
I am not having a good time here.
I am not apparently in synch with the culture here.
I know "nobody ever quits" social media.
But Jesus Fucking Bast would I love to never see this place again right now.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If her heart's not in it, I guess by definition neither is mine.
Not that changelings have hearts.
But my hemolymph is tired, sad, and sick of this place. A substantial minority of Bsky's inhabitants are *absolutely exhausting people* and I'm just done for a while.
Sorry.
Not that changelings have hearts.
But my hemolymph is tired, sad, and sick of this place. A substantial minority of Bsky's inhabitants are *absolutely exhausting people* and I'm just done for a while.
Sorry.
I mean, I'd do my old web research job free, especially for a good social cause.
I'd probably volunteer at a cat shelter/cafe.
And I'd write the comic full-time, which might mean actually getting to finish Volume 2 in my natural lifetime.
I'd probably volunteer at a cat shelter/cafe.
And I'd write the comic full-time, which might mean actually getting to finish Volume 2 in my natural lifetime.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I mean, I'd do my old web research job free, especially for a good social cause.
I'd probably volunteer at a cat shelter/cafe.
And I'd write the comic full-time, which might mean actually getting to finish Volume 2 in my natural lifetime.
I'd probably volunteer at a cat shelter/cafe.
And I'd write the comic full-time, which might mean actually getting to finish Volume 2 in my natural lifetime.
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
Okay, I'm reposting "Golomb's Don'ts," because because I think this might be the single best piece of advice I've ever received, period. This was a big help in shaking me out of my teenaged fundie phase, and I think it contains a lot of cures for what's ailing the USA right now.
Oh yay, I didn't think I'd be able to get alt text for that one. Here's the pic again, now with full text.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Okay, I'm reposting "Golomb's Don'ts," because because I think this might be the single best piece of advice I've ever received, period. This was a big help in shaking me out of my teenaged fundie phase, and I think it contains a lot of cures for what's ailing the USA right now.
English needs more words for stupidity, yanno? There's literal cerebral disability and then there the subtler kinds, like "your beliefs ate your critical faculties," "you never grew up and learned any emotional intelligence," and "you just literally don't think you can be wrong, don't you."
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
English needs more words for stupidity, yanno? There's literal cerebral disability and then there the subtler kinds, like "your beliefs ate your critical faculties," "you never grew up and learned any emotional intelligence," and "you just literally don't think you can be wrong, don't you."
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Wisdom from an amazing little girl.
op: carmenveal via IG
op: carmenveal via IG
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Wisdom from an amazing little girl.
op: carmenveal via IG
op: carmenveal via IG
I can't offhand... but it stil absolutely blows my mind that The Chair Company is set about 20 minutes' drive from where I grew up. My very first arcade experience was in Canton, OH, actually. #🪑co
Yeah, nothin' there but football. The idea of putting a mall there NOW is indeed finest comedy.
Yeah, nothin' there but football. The idea of putting a mall there NOW is indeed finest comedy.
Post a movie where you are from.
(I mean, the state is in the title.)
(I mean, the state is in the title.)
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I can't offhand... but it stil absolutely blows my mind that The Chair Company is set about 20 minutes' drive from where I grew up. My very first arcade experience was in Canton, OH, actually. #🪑co
Yeah, nothin' there but football. The idea of putting a mall there NOW is indeed finest comedy.
Yeah, nothin' there but football. The idea of putting a mall there NOW is indeed finest comedy.
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Funny story: The Institute of Pony Studies has released a statement that their previous alarmist announcement was a practical joke and you should go back to loving ponies and welcoming them into your homes. They add that you should say the invitation out loud.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Funny story: The Institute of Pony Studies has released a statement that their previous alarmist announcement was a practical joke and you should go back to loving ponies and welcoming them into your homes. They add that you should say the invitation out loud.
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Speaking of things that were trendy despite being basically poison and got shoehorned in where they were unwanted and unneeded during the 20's, one of my local friends has begun referring to genAI as "radium"
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Speaking of things that were trendy despite being basically poison and got shoehorned in where they were unwanted and unneeded during the 20's, one of my local friends has begun referring to genAI as "radium"
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Had to research to find out if the quote was real, and it is.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Had to research to find out if the quote was real, and it is.
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PLural friends and folks. So is there kind of a mostly polite way to start a conversation asking who's fronting without it being weird or nosey. It's a lot easier when I see someone face to face to tell but harder via text. Any guidelines?
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
PLural friends and folks. So is there kind of a mostly polite way to start a conversation asking who's fronting without it being weird or nosey. It's a lot easier when I see someone face to face to tell but harder via text. Any guidelines?
It's funny how in a way, my spirituality is the exact diametric opposite of the narcissistic "NPC" crap in my previous thread. In my world, EVERYTHING'S a PC. You. Our neighbors. Kids in Gaza. Our cats. Stuffed animals. People's headfriends. EVERYONE.
Everyone but most execs & pols.😏
#metapeople
Everyone but most execs & pols.😏
#metapeople
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's funny how in a way, my spirituality is the exact diametric opposite of the narcissistic "NPC" crap in my previous thread. In my world, EVERYTHING'S a PC. You. Our neighbors. Kids in Gaza. Our cats. Stuffed animals. People's headfriends. EVERYONE.
Everyone but most execs & pols.😏
#metapeople
Everyone but most execs & pols.😏
#metapeople
I appreciate how unapologetically MEAN Bunlith is in the Witch Upstairs pilot. Antihero goals there. 😏
I do enjoy indulging in the mammalian pleasure of Being Nice and I can't claim my reform arc wasn't super fun. Friendship is... it's good, okay?! It's pretty good.
But still. Some damn people...
I do enjoy indulging in the mammalian pleasure of Being Nice and I can't claim my reform arc wasn't super fun. Friendship is... it's good, okay?! It's pretty good.
But still. Some damn people...
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I appreciate how unapologetically MEAN Bunlith is in the Witch Upstairs pilot. Antihero goals there. 😏
I do enjoy indulging in the mammalian pleasure of Being Nice and I can't claim my reform arc wasn't super fun. Friendship is... it's good, okay?! It's pretty good.
But still. Some damn people...
I do enjoy indulging in the mammalian pleasure of Being Nice and I can't claim my reform arc wasn't super fun. Friendship is... it's good, okay?! It's pretty good.
But still. Some damn people...
When I see the word "NPC," I reach for my revolver. Look at this narcissistic BS.🤬
Reminds me of the goth-pagans my ex hung out with in college, the type who'd look in your eyes and condescendingly inform you you're a "new soul" (which really meant "you're not in our clique & we don't like you").
Reminds me of the goth-pagans my ex hung out with in college, the type who'd look in your eyes and condescendingly inform you you're a "new soul" (which really meant "you're not in our clique & we don't like you").
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
When I see the word "NPC," I reach for my revolver. Look at this narcissistic BS.🤬
Reminds me of the goth-pagans my ex hung out with in college, the type who'd look in your eyes and condescendingly inform you you're a "new soul" (which really meant "you're not in our clique & we don't like you").
Reminds me of the goth-pagans my ex hung out with in college, the type who'd look in your eyes and condescendingly inform you you're a "new soul" (which really meant "you're not in our clique & we don't like you").
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Once more I must implore you to listen to our horny, sacrilegious, trans-as-fuck anarchist audio drama about queer vampires, erotic debate clubs, and socialist policies
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#seattle #vampirethemasquerade #transgender
blooddollpod.com
#seattle #vampirethemasquerade #transgender
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Once more I must implore you to listen to our horny, sacrilegious, trans-as-fuck anarchist audio drama about queer vampires, erotic debate clubs, and socialist policies
blooddollpod.com
#seattle #vampirethemasquerade #transgender
blooddollpod.com
#seattle #vampirethemasquerade #transgender
This is why I don't talk to fandoms anymore. Maybe the guy just wanted to tell a story and it came out this way completely regardless of your politics? By all means, criticize any bad gender/politics takes in Pluribus. But if you're dismissing it as All About one bad-faith political take? Fuck off.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is why I don't talk to fandoms anymore. Maybe the guy just wanted to tell a story and it came out this way completely regardless of your politics? By all means, criticize any bad gender/politics takes in Pluribus. But if you're dismissing it as All About one bad-faith political take? Fuck off.
Quote of the day.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Quote of the day.
Gentle reminder: EVERYBODY who instructs Bluesky that we Must Never Post in any certain way here will be muteblocked without apology, no matter how much I liked you. Zero exceptions. I will preserve the Old Nanny-Free Internet by any means necessary; that includes those who embrace the Inner Cop.
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gentle reminder: EVERYBODY who instructs Bluesky that we Must Never Post in any certain way here will be muteblocked without apology, no matter how much I liked you. Zero exceptions. I will preserve the Old Nanny-Free Internet by any means necessary; that includes those who embrace the Inner Cop.
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OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn't Dracula.
Colin is my personal hero, role model, and spiritual advisor. He taught me how to exploit the awesome forces of snoo.
Of snoo. *cough*
Anyone? Nobody's curious what snoo is?
Colin is my personal hero, role model, and spiritual advisor. He taught me how to exploit the awesome forces of snoo.
Of snoo. *cough*
Anyone? Nobody's curious what snoo is?
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn't Dracula.
Colin is my personal hero, role model, and spiritual advisor. He taught me how to exploit the awesome forces of snoo.
Of snoo. *cough*
Anyone? Nobody's curious what snoo is?
Colin is my personal hero, role model, and spiritual advisor. He taught me how to exploit the awesome forces of snoo.
Of snoo. *cough*
Anyone? Nobody's curious what snoo is?
Compare and contrast:
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/k...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJkl... [cw: toilet humor; oblique non-explicit references to CSA (as part of a broader satire about privacy)]
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/k...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJkl... [cw: toilet humor; oblique non-explicit references to CSA (as part of a broader satire about privacy)]
October 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Compare and contrast:
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/k...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJkl... [cw: toilet humor; oblique non-explicit references to CSA (as part of a broader satire about privacy)]
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/k...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJkl... [cw: toilet humor; oblique non-explicit references to CSA (as part of a broader satire about privacy)]
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Hey new folks! Check out our prestige audio drama "Blood Doll" - a romantic tragedy chronicling the rise (and fall) of a human in the vampire world.
A human who thinks vampires can be better than they think they can. And proves it.
A human who thinks vampires can be better than they think they can. And proves it.
Good news, October lovers of vamps, tragic love stories, transgender drama, and leftist politics!
The Not Ready for Opsec Players are proud to announce the release of their first episode of their weekly audio drama:
Vampire: The Masquerade: Blood Doll!
Enjoy!
www.blooddollpod.com/podcast/vtm-...
The Not Ready for Opsec Players are proud to announce the release of their first episode of their weekly audio drama:
Vampire: The Masquerade: Blood Doll!
Enjoy!
www.blooddollpod.com/podcast/vtm-...
October 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hey new folks! Check out our prestige audio drama "Blood Doll" - a romantic tragedy chronicling the rise (and fall) of a human in the vampire world.
A human who thinks vampires can be better than they think they can. And proves it.
A human who thinks vampires can be better than they think they can. And proves it.
Be careful out there today, mammal friends. Remember that the most ruthlessly subversive thing we can do today is turn up in vast numbers... then mill around peacefully, make a few friends, and go home.
Don't forget they'll be actively trying to ruin this plan.
Don't give them a thing.
Don't forget they'll be actively trying to ruin this plan.
Don't give them a thing.
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Be careful out there today, mammal friends. Remember that the most ruthlessly subversive thing we can do today is turn up in vast numbers... then mill around peacefully, make a few friends, and go home.
Don't forget they'll be actively trying to ruin this plan.
Don't give them a thing.
Don't forget they'll be actively trying to ruin this plan.
Don't give them a thing.
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