Schadenfreude
normalpony.bsky.social
Schadenfreude
@normalpony.bsky.social
Old-school MLP changeling. Chrysalis Loyalist. Polychromatic before it was trendy. Pro-am psyop dabbling in Terran politics because I think you're funny. Proudly metafictional. #BugMom4Ever #ChrysalisDidNothingWrong #DefinedEvilAtBirth

Pronouns: you/your
This is why I don't talk to fandoms anymore. Maybe the guy just wanted to tell a story and it came out this way completely regardless of your politics? By all means, criticize any bad gender/politics takes in Pluribus. But if you're dismissing it as All About one bad-faith political take? Fuck off.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Quote of the day.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Gentle reminder: EVERYBODY who instructs Bluesky that we Must Never Post in any certain way here will be muteblocked without apology, no matter how much I liked you. Zero exceptions. I will preserve the Old Nanny-Free Internet by any means necessary; that includes those who embrace the Inner Cop.
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn't Dracula.

Colin is my personal hero, role model, and spiritual advisor. He taught me how to exploit the awesome forces of snoo.

Of snoo. *cough*

Anyone? Nobody's curious what snoo is?
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Compare and contrast:

techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/k...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJkl... [cw: toilet humor; oblique non-explicit references to CSA (as part of a broader satire about privacy)]
October 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Hey new folks! Check out our prestige audio drama "Blood Doll" - a romantic tragedy chronicling the rise (and fall) of a human in the vampire world.

A human who thinks vampires can be better than they think they can. And proves it.
Good news, October lovers of vamps, tragic love stories, transgender drama, and leftist politics!

The Not Ready for Opsec Players are proud to announce the release of their first episode of their weekly audio drama:
Vampire: The Masquerade: Blood Doll!

Enjoy!

www.blooddollpod.com/podcast/vtm-...
October 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Be careful out there today, mammal friends. Remember that the most ruthlessly subversive thing we can do today is turn up in vast numbers... then mill around peacefully, make a few friends, and go home.

Don't forget they'll be actively trying to ruin this plan.

Don't give them a thing.
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm "spouse."

Your friendly neighborhood changeling is about to face a gauntlet of chirpy ChatGPT-loving toxically-positive extroverts who don't see anything at all wrong with office culture.

Only you can save us. Please help us find a job--so we don't have to become much less weird to survive. 😱
The spouse got laid off and I'm looking for work. Anyone got a hookup for a former animation director with an apocalyptic knowledge of Illustrator, basic Indesign and Photoshop?

Or maybe one of the editors you work with would love to see a graphic novel or Tarot deck by a trans lady? Ping me.
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Link.
What if we all just post the word Link over and over again repost it and like then until even the normies are bothered?
October 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
None of the above.

I'm YOUR BEST FRIEND!

Trust me. 🦄🐞🫶
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Nobody, in the long and sordid history of human culture, has ever won a non-pyrrhic victory over a cartoon squirrel.

This is how we should be: ruthless in the shadows, ridiculous in the light.
Humor, whimsy, levity = powerful tools in disproving the lies of the regime. We are not violent domestic terrorists. We are non-threatening Americans in silly costumes. This is how we make the regime look both extreme (bc they are) and show their claims are ridiculous.
October 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The "analog kitten horror" genre is very popular among us changelings, and appropriate for the season.

Brace yourself, it's pretty dark stuff.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEIR...

(cw: no actual horror; mildly perplexed kitten; spoopy music and captions; explicit imagery of unwanted pickie-uppies)
Hold my hand, I don't want to lose you in the leaves
YouTube video by GAKHED
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Clearly this is the work of those Antifa scoundrels.

Heh, maybe the witches did their job like they did with Charlie.

Anyhow, I offer my sincerest nothing to Jordan and his family and I am pleased to do nothing about this. Thoughts and nothing.

www.newsweek.com/jordan-peter...
Jordan Peterson diagnosed with chronic condition after exposure to mold
Peterson's daughter said her father has a "genetic predisposition that causes the immune system to have an inability to identify and detoxify mold."
www.newsweek.com
October 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh, we can do better than this.

We make it into a Veritas Project satire and film the "riots" ourselves. In our basements, with gold-painted cardboard props, suits from the local Goodwill, and the lowest production values possible. BLATANTLY fake. But we insist it's all real.

I LOVE kayfabe. 😍
Democrats should just start insisting that they saw very real videos of people rioting at Mar-a-Lago -- overturning golf carts, setting fire to the brunch buffet, stabbing busboys with carving knives, whatever -- and calling on Trump to send the Illinois National Guard there to restore order.
October 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oops! I almost forgot the mandatory engagement-promoting out-of-context screenshot!

egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...

#marketing #earthmoney #engagementishard #help
October 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Haha, right. I finally sat down in a calmer state of mind, and this time the "largely speculative" bit finally got through to me.

I'm much better now. I feel like the real message of that article was "nobody knows what the fuck is about to happen because the guardrails are good and off now?" 🤷‍♀️
OK, this article scares the hell out of me, given the "white-collar thinker" skillset that's about to get screwed is exactly what I did for a living... until my whole team was let go last week.

www.cnbc.com/2025/10/08/h...

If anyone's got an optimistic counterpoint for me, I could really use it.🙏
October 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
OK, this article scares the hell out of me, given the "white-collar thinker" skillset that's about to get screwed is exactly what I did for a living... until my whole team was let go last week.

www.cnbc.com/2025/10/08/h...

If anyone's got an optimistic counterpoint for me, I could really use it.🙏
October 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
No Pizza on Luna: 99.924601% AI-free!

egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...

Believe me, if we could make it 100%, we would. But we have to look at the damn things now & then to make fun of 'em accurately.😅

I will say one thing: LLMs are a great tool for showing you why and how to make fun of LLMs.
October 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Another good video.

TL;DR: The elite techbros are every bit as FU'd as you think, they know exactly what they're doing to us, they could stop at any time, they're scared, they're willing to kill us, and I should have socked that one 🤬🤬🤬 libertarian way back in '05.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xldi...
INSIDER CONVERSATIONS FROM THE ELITE #1% #onepercent #elite #israel #trump #techbros #revolution
YouTube video by Cult College
www.youtube.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Fascists can't dance worth shit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN_M...
This video is so powerful. This is what the resistance movement needs
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
www.youtube.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
In case I forgot to mention, Auntie Spybug has been laid off from her real-world earth money human job, along with her entire department. Terms were generous—heh, they're Europeans—but I will be actively looking for work, ideally in a research, fact-checker, GIS, or annotation job. 💚
October 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I think she and Jamelle have got this one right.

Doomsayers are just quiet quislings. Don't listen to them. Our enemies are loud but *feeble* at what they do. They plain don't know how to do things. That doesn't make them harmless; it does mean we have advantages.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=806O...
If Tr*mp's behavior scares you, you need to hear what Jamelle has to say.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
www.youtube.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM