Gareth Williams
@notgareth.bsky.social
The viral Poet of Metal. I write words for
Wall of Sound. Born in Aotearoa now living on Whadjuk boodjar. City of Perth Toastmasters, possible procrastinator
Wall of Sound. Born in Aotearoa now living on Whadjuk boodjar. City of Perth Toastmasters, possible procrastinator
I bought 2 pair - it’s been a long week.
February 2, 2026 at 9:33 AM
I bought 2 pair - it’s been a long week.
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No …no ….no ….you just need to buy …2 of them 🤷🏼♂️
February 2, 2026 at 9:28 AM
No …no ….no ….you just need to buy …2 of them 🤷🏼♂️
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February 2, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Coles Midland being so very Midland.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be having a vodka and soda with a squeeze of Pear.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be having a vodka and soda with a squeeze of Pear.
February 2, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Coles Midland being so very Midland.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be having a vodka and soda with a squeeze of Pear.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be having a vodka and soda with a squeeze of Pear.
If you need me I’ll just be chilling with my cheese bong.
February 2, 2026 at 5:36 AM
If you need me I’ll just be chilling with my cheese bong.
I do love seeing the racists and the cookers outing themselves in the comments on the Hoodoo Gurus Facebook page.
February 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I do love seeing the racists and the cookers outing themselves in the comments on the Hoodoo Gurus Facebook page.
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Literally the entire "trannies are pedophiles" argument was astroturfed by rich, pedophile Fascists.
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Literally the entire "trannies are pedophiles" argument was astroturfed by rich, pedophile Fascists.
I found some Aussies on #AustraliaDay in #Fremantle
January 26, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I found some Aussies on #AustraliaDay in #Fremantle
A RAAF jet just flew very low and fast over our house scaring the shit out of everyone.
I’m now watching my local community FB page for all the unhinged comments about invasion of Perth western suburbs.
I’m now watching my local community FB page for all the unhinged comments about invasion of Perth western suburbs.
January 26, 2026 at 12:04 AM
A RAAF jet just flew very low and fast over our house scaring the shit out of everyone.
I’m now watching my local community FB page for all the unhinged comments about invasion of Perth western suburbs.
I’m now watching my local community FB page for all the unhinged comments about invasion of Perth western suburbs.
The fuck is this @bsky.app ?
Why did I get a notification about this? This account - 12 hours old has posted the same thing over and over. I’m not tagged on it, just appeared in my mentions.
Why did I get a notification about this? This account - 12 hours old has posted the same thing over and over. I’m not tagged on it, just appeared in my mentions.
January 20, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The fuck is this @bsky.app ?
Why did I get a notification about this? This account - 12 hours old has posted the same thing over and over. I’m not tagged on it, just appeared in my mentions.
Why did I get a notification about this? This account - 12 hours old has posted the same thing over and over. I’m not tagged on it, just appeared in my mentions.
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Imagine you were about to appear at a writers' festival to talk about your first book... then the whole thing fell apart.
I wanted to find debut authors who almost talked at Adelaide Writers' Week. These are 21 folks I've identified so far but *please* let me know who I've missed or mixed up.
I wanted to find debut authors who almost talked at Adelaide Writers' Week. These are 21 folks I've identified so far but *please* let me know who I've missed or mixed up.
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Imagine you were about to appear at a writers' festival to talk about your first book... then the whole thing fell apart.
I wanted to find debut authors who almost talked at Adelaide Writers' Week. These are 21 folks I've identified so far but *please* let me know who I've missed or mixed up.
I wanted to find debut authors who almost talked at Adelaide Writers' Week. These are 21 folks I've identified so far but *please* let me know who I've missed or mixed up.
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It’s going to be an interesting few weeks when the royal commission examines, as I suspect it will, the defraying of social cohesion caused by the organised censorship of writers, artists and employees across the country for daring to speak against an unfolding genocide
January 8, 2026 at 10:32 AM
It’s going to be an interesting few weeks when the royal commission examines, as I suspect it will, the defraying of social cohesion caused by the organised censorship of writers, artists and employees across the country for daring to speak against an unfolding genocide
“After importing their personal health information, ChatGPT users can ask health-related questions …”
That’s the most terrifying sentence I’ve read today.
That’s the most terrifying sentence I’ve read today.
January 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
“After importing their personal health information, ChatGPT users can ask health-related questions …”
That’s the most terrifying sentence I’ve read today.
That’s the most terrifying sentence I’ve read today.
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
But first here’s another half billion dollars for fantasy submarines
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
But first here’s another half billion dollars for fantasy submarines
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I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
The meth-head count is pretty low, mullet count is still high.
December 31, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The meth-head count is pretty low, mullet count is still high.
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"I just don't know how you go around, asking everyone if they consent to sex before you start having sex. I just don't see how that would work."
“I just don’t know how you go around, asking everyone first. I just don’t see how that would work.”
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"I just don't know how you go around, asking everyone if they consent to sex before you start having sex. I just don't see how that would work."
December 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I do have a knack of finding them.
December 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I do have a knack of finding them.
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They should invent a form of cricket that goes for five days
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They should invent a form of cricket that goes for five days