robert orr
@notthebobbyorr.bsky.social
2023 NFBC Gladiator Overall Winner / data analyst / contributor BaseballProspectus / VT alum and spreadsheet nerd / pretend ball-knower
he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
The year is 2072. Darkness blots out the sun. It’s November and a crisp 92 degrees in NYC. José Ramirez just place 3rd in the AL MVP race, extending his record to 29 third place finishes.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The year is 2072. Darkness blots out the sun. It’s November and a crisp 92 degrees in NYC. José Ramirez just place 3rd in the AL MVP race, extending his record to 29 third place finishes.
You could argue Sánchez had a better season than Skenes straight up, so the unanimous vote is kinda puzzling to me.
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You could argue Sánchez had a better season than Skenes straight up, so the unanimous vote is kinda puzzling to me.
teaching myself python for professional reasons (always used R) and thought the best way would be recreating my previous work and somehow I ended up accidentally making a version of SEAGER less biased by hitters’ intrinsic raw power? lmao
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
teaching myself python for professional reasons (always used R) and thought the best way would be recreating my previous work and somehow I ended up accidentally making a version of SEAGER less biased by hitters’ intrinsic raw power? lmao
Can’t lie, I kinda love that Snell did that.
September 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Can’t lie, I kinda love that Snell did that.
Just a 99th percentile dawg in him season from Taijuan Walker.
August 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Just a 99th percentile dawg in him season from Taijuan Walker.
The twins have been placed in an incredibly strong position to grab a ton of talent by dealing one or both of their hi lev arms now.
July 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The twins have been placed in an incredibly strong position to grab a ton of talent by dealing one or both of their hi lev arms now.
One blank check is not enough. Give him the whole checkbook
July 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
One blank check is not enough. Give him the whole checkbook
Woke up thinking about Cris Sánchez’s changeup
July 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Woke up thinking about Cris Sánchez’s changeup
Will Benson reminds me so much of what Jo Adell was ~2ish seasons ago.
July 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Will Benson reminds me so much of what Jo Adell was ~2ish seasons ago.
McGreevy was so close to pure zero true outcome greatness
July 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
McGreevy was so close to pure zero true outcome greatness
Pretty funny how the schedule lineup up to give Dave Dombrowski an up close look at all the available outfielders 2 weeks before the deadline. Adell/Ward/Duran already had their turn and Luis Robert will get his shot next week.
July 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Pretty funny how the schedule lineup up to give Dave Dombrowski an up close look at all the available outfielders 2 weeks before the deadline. Adell/Ward/Duran already had their turn and Luis Robert will get his shot next week.
stating the obvious here but whew, the Phillies are such a different team when Bryce (and Schwarber) is hitting them out rather than hitting singles or gap doubles
July 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
stating the obvious here but whew, the Phillies are such a different team when Bryce (and Schwarber) is hitting them out rather than hitting singles or gap doubles
Taylor Ward and Jo Adell destroying baseballs but it’s against my local 9. I’ve won but at what cost
July 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Taylor Ward and Jo Adell destroying baseballs but it’s against my local 9. I’ve won but at what cost
I miss the all star break
July 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I miss the all star break
The Marlins are going to be next season’s “I think they could make a surprise WC run” pick like the A’s were this year, aren’t they
July 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The Marlins are going to be next season’s “I think they could make a surprise WC run” pick like the A’s were this year, aren’t they
Is this enough to put Cal Raleigh on the Mt Rushmore of donks? J-Lo, Big Dumper, Charles Barkley, Eden Hazard.
The 4 Horsemen of the Asspocalypse
The 4 Horsemen of the Asspocalypse
July 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Is this enough to put Cal Raleigh on the Mt Rushmore of donks? J-Lo, Big Dumper, Charles Barkley, Eden Hazard.
The 4 Horsemen of the Asspocalypse
The 4 Horsemen of the Asspocalypse
Mike Elias’ steadfast refusal to use any kind of resources on pitchers is a good bit at this point.
July 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Mike Elias’ steadfast refusal to use any kind of resources on pitchers is a good bit at this point.
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com how do I make a nomination over here
March 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com how do I make a nomination over here
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coming soon to a player card (and leaderboard) near you
March 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
coming soon to a player card (and leaderboard) near you
[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a bobblehead that looks exactly like Bryson Stott sheared off at the ankles neck and wrists]
Me: is that good for the upcoming season
Me: is that good for the upcoming season
March 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a bobblehead that looks exactly like Bryson Stott sheared off at the ankles neck and wrists]
Me: is that good for the upcoming season
Me: is that good for the upcoming season
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A heist movie where the staff of BP works furiously to plant @notthebobbyorr.bsky.social into the House of Representatives to teach Hakeem Jefferies the intricacies of SEAGER
February 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A heist movie where the staff of BP works furiously to plant @notthebobbyorr.bsky.social into the House of Representatives to teach Hakeem Jefferies the intricacies of SEAGER
I’m happy that they’re still trying to make the most of the Bo+Vlad era, but this Jays offseason is all just a little too Arte Moreno for me
January 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m happy that they’re still trying to make the most of the Bo+Vlad era, but this Jays offseason is all just a little too Arte Moreno for me
and somehow they’ll still end up starting Michael Grove in a must win game of the NLCS
@JeffPassan tweeted
Potential Los Angeles Dodgers rotation in 2025:
Shohei Ohtani
Blake Snell
Yoshinobu Yamamoto
Tyler Glasnow
Roki Sasaki
In a sport with fewer and fewer frontline starting pitchers, the Dodgers have five with No. 1-type stuff and performance. An absolutely absurd array of talent.
Potential Los Angeles Dodgers rotation in 2025:
Shohei Ohtani
Blake Snell
Yoshinobu Yamamoto
Tyler Glasnow
Roki Sasaki
In a sport with fewer and fewer frontline starting pitchers, the Dodgers have five with No. 1-type stuff and performance. An absolutely absurd array of talent.
January 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
and somehow they’ll still end up starting Michael Grove in a must win game of the NLCS
(I think I think the Marlins will be worse than the White Sox this year)
January 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
(I think I think the Marlins will be worse than the White Sox this year)