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Crowe
@notthelasttime.bsky.social
sorry I can’t go out I’m hanging out with my tortoise

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📌 I’m Crowe, and sometimes I write
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"You cannot fuck ironically"
1. goes hard as hell
2. is a lesson every single generation needs to learn, no matter how ironypilled they might consider themselves
But ya looks like good soup. The first and hardest lesson to learn for budding smut writers, or people who just want a sex scene, is that sex IS cringe. It is embarrassing, and messy, and it'll make you say wacky shit.

But you cannot fuck ironically. So when you write sex, you MUST be earnest.
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
instead of wip wed this week i'm hoping to do new chapter wed which is pretty bold talk coming from someone with the brain activity of a tree frog
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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nothing good 🫢
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
oh…. I love him already I fear…
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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the deep oceans of fanfic on the internet are so great because, yeah, apparently everybody *does* have a novel in them! it just turns out that a lot of those novels are about transformers being gay together
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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new frogs
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the lore behind reiner having a lot of pillows on his bed in rehabilitation loop is that (probably bogus) psychology tidbit that was passed around excessively a couple years ago about how lonely people tend to sleep with multiple pillows
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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A reminder this holiday season and always
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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We here at BL Pharmacies understand the importance of deleting your fan fic history should you ever perish. Those sins are between you & god! 🔥

Introducing the fan fic medic alert keychain! Grab it in the shop and feel at ease*

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*this is not a real medic alert
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
oh. oh no. oh god. I know why I am so charmed by him. he reminds me of Adam from Saw
k I haven’t actually watched the hockey show (I think I’d like to read the book first I decided to read it like a day before I realized there was a show coming out lmao) but I have to admit the dark haired boy is cute. I can admit that
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Very nostalgic for FFXV again so here's an old favourite
#FFXV
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
why are people writing it as ssa are we not allowed to say ass anymore what is the deal
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Some creepy art for Halloween 🖤
October 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Just so we’re clear; if you use gen AI for your writing at all then I don’t care what themes the work contains or what point you are trying to make. Using gen AI tells me that you fundamentally cannot engage with or create art in any meaningful way and nothing you have to say to me has any value.
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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Epic Games sent a DMCA notice to my online stores for my geology-themed design involving a crossed pickaxe and rock hammer that said "PICKS...or it didn't happen" because they asserted that Epic owned all rights to artwork/mention of pickaxes, right before an SVP annual conference. Eric cost me $$$
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 3d
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
ok i got some writing done but i'm in headache hell yet again today so i'm going to attempt to take a nap
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
me and who
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
for every user subscriber i gain on ao3 i lose 2 more this is the law
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM