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🎄 Merrynera ChrisTomas ☃️
@notthewhostommy.bsky.social
Podcaster/Writer. @ to avoid any confusion. things I post are from moi and moi alone. he/him

https://linktr.ee/cinema2letter
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Go to infinity and beyond by listening to our Full Franchise special all about Toy Story released from the paywall in honor of the Pixar film's 30th anniversary!
❗NEW BONUS EP❗To celebrate 30 years of Toy Story here's our Full Franchise bonus podcast from the Patreon Vault for all to hear! Listen as Thomas & Bryan discuss the four films from the franchise that created Pixar! linktr.ee/cinema2letter
Me watching all 4.5 hours of Kill Bill The Whole Bloody Affair in a theater/Me watching The Lost Chapter: Yuki's Revenge after watching all 4.5 hours of Kill Bill The Whole Bloody Affair in a theater
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I beg you, do embarrass those, motherfuckers, oh
Please Please Please
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Six Flags continues to lose flags
Warner Bros. is in talks to license DC Comics IP for new attractions at Universal theme parks.

(Source: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...)
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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After a banner year of Warner Bros putting unique, filmmaker driven original movies into theaters and getting giant audience turn out for them, the corporation that now owns them would like you to know that actually you didn’t like this and that what you really wanted was to watch at home.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 2d
As Netflix confirms plans to buy Warner Bros. for $82.7 billion, the streaming service has said it expects shorter theatrical runs for movies in future "to meet the audience where they are, quicker." https://bit.ly/3XCvY8M
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Netflix spent $320 million on The Electric State, they know what they’re doing
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Congratulations, David Zaslav, on being the most destructive force in US entertainment in the entire history of show business
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Don't see the point in a new Top Gun when we have this in the can
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his dick was too weird, warts & all.
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Catch Me If You Can: Underrated Christmas movie
Such a great shot.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Me & the boys
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Patrons can now vote for which movie I discuss with a guest come the new year! Zombies, apes, ghost towns and Shakers. What options!
❗PATREON POLL❗Become a Cineast Patron to vote on which January release we devote an audio review to. Primate? 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple? Return to Silent Hill? The Testament of Ann Lee? It's up to you to decide who wins! linktr.ee/cinema2letter
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
HBO Max: "You never noticed the puke guy before."
Us:
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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writers artists

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getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝

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criminals santa claus
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The Odyssey (2026; dir. Christopher Nolan)
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"This is Not A Ghost Story"

Yeah, wrong David Lowery movie.
First posters for David Lowery's Mother Mary starring Anne Hathaway and Michaela Coel ❤️‍🔥

Trailer drops tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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For anybody who is going to be in Oregon soon or is just a fan of homemade Christmas kitsch of dubious copyright status, I cannot recommend the Christmas Storybook Land exhibit in Albany enough.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Eye of the Beholder
Time Enough at Last
The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Favorite First Watches of November
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Patrons can now hear the latest episode of [marco polo] An Adult Swim Podcast, in which @rust3dbr3w.bsky.social & Thomas discuss episodes of The Boondocks & Neon Joe Werewolf Hunter! linktr.ee/cinema2letter
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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A haunted house but each new room is just a piece of internet lore that you were unaware of because you’re 40 years old.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Go to infinity and beyond by listening to our Full Franchise special all about Toy Story released from the paywall in honor of the Pixar film's 30th anniversary!
❗NEW BONUS EP❗To celebrate 30 years of Toy Story here's our Full Franchise bonus podcast from the Patreon Vault for all to hear! Listen as Thomas & Bryan discuss the four films from the franchise that created Pixar! linktr.ee/cinema2letter
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM