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Want to thank the more than 1,500 people who came out to our event a Seacrets event in Ocean City last night.
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Huh. Ian Kennedy Martin wrote Mitchell. He basically cut-n-pasted the "Buzz off, kid!" scene from a script he wrote for The Sweeney. Having seen the #MST3K version of Mitchell a million times, seeing this scene in a British context with two different actors feels like a fever dream.
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Huh. Ian Kennedy Martin wrote Mitchell. He basically cut-n-pasted the "Buzz off, kid!" scene from a script he wrote for The Sweeney. Having seen the #MST3K version of Mitchell a million times, seeing this scene in a British context with two different actors feels like a fever dream.
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
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I’m trying to remember the last time someone so drastically overestimated their own public appeal
Michael Bloomberg?
Michael Bloomberg?
I’m sorry but why is the head of cbs news on tv herself
December 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m trying to remember the last time someone so drastically overestimated their own public appeal
Michael Bloomberg?
Michael Bloomberg?
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This is the sort of thing you’d see in a classic Simpsons episode.
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This is the sort of thing you’d see in a classic Simpsons episode.
nice
December 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
nice
kinda gross that whenever i get a new job they don't treat me the way everyone is treating pete alonso ngl
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
kinda gross that whenever i get a new job they don't treat me the way everyone is treating pete alonso ngl
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that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen
NEW: The RNC Chair is calling the 2026 midterms a “pending, looming disaster” for Republicans.
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen
lmao why my state DOT acting like j edgar hoover responding to a congressional inquiry
Good morning to everyone who has received redacted records in response to a public records request.
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
lmao why my state DOT acting like j edgar hoover responding to a congressional inquiry
interesting
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
interesting
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Eggo Raisin 'n Spice Waffles (1980-1982): Frozen waffles made with "juicy California raisins" and a cinnamon-spice blend. They appear to have been marketed and sold exclusively in Canada
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Eggo Raisin 'n Spice Waffles (1980-1982): Frozen waffles made with "juicy California raisins" and a cinnamon-spice blend. They appear to have been marketed and sold exclusively in Canada
This sites lack of edit button is actually killing me
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This sites lack of edit button is actually killing me
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This looks exactly like the Street Fighter movie I imagined in my head as a kid, which is not necessarily a good thing
Street Fighter Movie - Sneak Peek
YouTube video by Street Fighter
youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This looks exactly like the Street Fighter movie I imagined in my head as a kid, which is not necessarily a good thing
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This is so fucking funny dude.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is so fucking funny dude.
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why the fuck are fenders in north america a thing held on by a thin piece of metal that can easily get bent and now your fender is rubbing against the wheel keeping it from spinning freely. what are we doing
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
why the fuck are fenders in north america a thing held on by a thin piece of metal that can easily get bent and now your fender is rubbing against the wheel keeping it from spinning freely. what are we doing
for those late nougatmachine christmas present buyers
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
for those late nougatmachine christmas present buyers
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Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
![Chase Williams &
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New York City Mayor Eric Adams is on Capitol Hill today.
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He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
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I was expecting a way more exciting payoff from phil bump's "here's a true story" thread given the length of it and how many of times you all boosted it lol
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I was expecting a way more exciting payoff from phil bump's "here's a true story" thread given the length of it and how many of times you all boosted it lol
the rare and highly sought-after double-sidewalk-and-bikelane crime might i suggest not doing that @bmorecitydot.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
the rare and highly sought-after double-sidewalk-and-bikelane crime might i suggest not doing that @bmorecitydot.bsky.social
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If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.