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it's jes. cat mom. cosplayer. she/her. 30+
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I'm sorry what the fuck when did his neck get long
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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You can now read The Death of Séamus Ó Donnell on SubscribeStar! it's my ongoing illustrated erotic novel & playthru of 1000 Year Old Vampire that I've been plying/writing for 2 years now. You've likely seen him getting railed if you've followed me a while 🩸

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January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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love and peace on planet no mans land
January 5, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I lied I do have a 2026 goal and it's to be less anxious and terrified of interacting with people, both on a regular irl basis and online. Even if it's for brief, sporadic periods. I used to talk to people without thinking, whereas now it's challenging, even with people I know well... It's stupid.
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I'm about to become so annoying about trigun again.
January 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I need the prints I ordered to get here so I can finish redoing some stuff in my living room but they've just been sitting somewhere in Chicago, unmoving, forever. Like pre-holidays. Please. They're so close...
January 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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All of my commission slots are OPEN! Check out all of my options on #vgen ~
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October 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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“In the woods where snow is thick, bars of sunlight lay like pale fire.”

(Catherine Mansfield)

🎨 Eyvind Earle

#wintersky
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Every time I listen to any of this stupid president's speeches I take an immense amount of psychic damage. His inflated sense of ego is on full display. He's a child and the military/its weapons are toys to him and it *shows* and it fucking disgusts me. Stating the obvious here but for fucks sake.
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I'm now doing two roles since we haven't found a temp yet, and I finally got my first "what are you, the only person in the office? I want to talk to someone else." They didn't like the answer a manager (me) gave them, so they tried emailing leasing (also now me) and it's so funny lol
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My only new year's resolution is to send my holiday cards out *before* the fucking holidays. I failed mailing them in a timely manner two years in a row lol
January 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
We are one day into 2026 and Mr. Silky has already adopted a fun new thing! He refuses to eat, even when there's food in his bowl, until I open the lid and let him chow down directly from the feeder. He's been standing by it screaming at me all fucking day.
January 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
He wants my food but I'm mean. His present plans will not succeed.
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Mr. Silky was tearing into Charles earlier and now he's decided Charles' butt is the perfect pillow
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Why is there so much fucking traffic rn I just want to be home
December 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Holiday party time my white elephant gift is a jar of sourdough starter and little cards with qr codes for my fave recipes and general tips for anyone that has zero knowledge lmao
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
my new days off for now are sunday/monday, but i've logged into my work accounts twice today. once to search my email for the last name of the woman i got mr. silky from so i could mail her card, and the other to use our canva account to make some qr codes and labels for my white elephant gift lol
December 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I have a migraine that was so bad the last couple hours I was hearing this low staticky kinda noise and thought it was in my head but no I'm just now with it enough to realize it's the sound of the white noise machine lmao
December 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Love when I just throw whatever I have in the fridge in a pan and it ends up being really fuckin' good, good job me.
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'm so sleep deprived I read that as cat filled treats 💀
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Holiday card outtake.
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Nyx 🌌
#hadesgame
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM