148.

LMAO i did take photos i just haven't printed bc i keep forgetting to buy ink and stamps. so it's more of a new year's card haha

And by that I mean 149 bc I closed out three. Progress.

It's okay I've got a list of threats and you're one. like trust me girl you are not ready for brodsky

i got too logical too fast when we were texting, i shoulda pointed out the fact our houses are connected by fucking brick last.

i feel like such a freak bc it isn't that i want to get into a fight with her, i need to.

not like a fight fight, more like messing with her to the point she gives up and low-key hates me forever. how's that a fight? how's that winning? you may ask these questions and guess what i've zero answers

just now realizing that the person i heard at my door two nights ago was her lmao i used it at like 7:30pm and that happened close to 9pm what a fucking freak

oh, she is not ready. i hope she behaves the way i want so that i can not only win the argument, but also have fun doing it lmao

and i've got my list of city ordinances *she's* violated and what those fines are. sweetheart i am the wrong person to pull this with. i hardly use that door. i don't slam it. i know housing. and if she fights i *will* become the problem she's making me out to be and slam it daily for fucking FUN

*sits down at my laptop and cracks my knuckles* okay karen let me give you a rundown on building structure, how sound travels, and what it means to live in a city where buildings are connected.