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@noyeahno.bsky.social
it's jes. cat mom. cosplayer. she/her. 30+
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December 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Love when I just throw whatever I have in the fridge in a pan and it ends up being really fuckin' good, good job me.
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'm so sleep deprived I read that as cat filled treats 💀
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Holiday card outtake.
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Nyx 🌌
#hadesgame
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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December 19, 2024 at 12:36 AM
On one hand I think it's dumb everything kinda comes to a halt for Christmas, but I do love not having to go to work lmao
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Now that my hair is long enough to need them, I should buy some cute hair clips to pull it back with. That could be fun.
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Should I print my holiday cards tonight now that I have ink? Probably. Will I? Probably.....not.
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What do you mean I have almost 150 tabs open on my phone 💀
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i don't really need an excuse to open/close my front door to annoy my neighbor, i could just do it for fun, but food does sound kinda good right now. or swinging thru a nearby shop since it's been a while. maybe she'll confront me. please please please please please
December 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
A little kid started following me in the store calling me dad??? Sweetie no.
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Someone signed in and instead of their name they wrote PUSSY and circled it like four times lmao
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
bitch neighbor left her phone number on my front door complaining about me constantly slamming it (i used it once this week and didn't???) so lol joke's on her
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Congratulated someone for giving me an actually unique situation lol
December 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Door: closed
Sign: we're closed
Main door: locked
Person: walks right on in wanting to ask me questions

At least they actually left when I said to come back later, a lot of people don't care and get soooo pissed
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The struggle when you're both thrilled and disappointed about being right.
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
gay????
December 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Wow I love @raezing.bsky.social

And how we've both apparently become Midwestern enough that we've adopted the Midwest goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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For 2026 I am committed to more messy mixed media times even though I have no idea where it’s going… this was a fun mix of tempera paint sticks, colored pencils, brush markers and panpastels.
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
it's cheap so i always buy enough weed in michigan to last me several months, which means when i finally run out i've forgotten how expensive it is here lol
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Person interviewing for our open position gave me sooo much attitude when they called to say they'd be about 15 minutes late. "Nobody answered when I called earlier" sweetheart you 1- didn't leave a vm, and 2- why the fuck do you think we're hiring??? I'm oh so sorry I was busy doing my fucking JOB
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I got a really terrible/useless customer service rep and in a moment of bitchiness asked if this was an ai chat like holy fuck girl
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i have unsubscribed from the minneapolis snow emergency texts a million times and yet i continue to get them. it's annoying, but also a reminder that actually winter is fine here
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM