chaos goblin
@noyeahno.bsky.social
it's jes. cat mom. cosplayer. she/her. 30+
I literally do not remember ordering him but I'm definitely not mad about it lmao a fun treat during these trying times
January 26, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I literally do not remember ordering him but I'm definitely not mad about it lmao a fun treat during these trying times
LMAO I unlocked my phone and this is what I was met with, I'd been showing my coworker earlier and apparently didn't close out 😂
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
LMAO I unlocked my phone and this is what I was met with, I'd been showing my coworker earlier and apparently didn't close out 😂
Y'all what the fuck I just wanted a peaceful, hot shower and then HE had to bust open the door and scream at me to do THIS
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Y'all what the fuck I just wanted a peaceful, hot shower and then HE had to bust open the door and scream at me to do THIS
uhg not how I wanted to start the year but I guess hooray for health insurance...
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
uhg not how I wanted to start the year but I guess hooray for health insurance...
20-ish minutes ago...
Mr. Silky: tries to rip out Charles' jugular
Charles: bring it the fuck I'll kill you too
Me: has to literally dump some water on them so they stop fighting
Now... What the fuck?
Mr. Silky: tries to rip out Charles' jugular
Charles: bring it the fuck I'll kill you too
Me: has to literally dump some water on them so they stop fighting
Now... What the fuck?
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
20-ish minutes ago...
Mr. Silky: tries to rip out Charles' jugular
Charles: bring it the fuck I'll kill you too
Me: has to literally dump some water on them so they stop fighting
Now... What the fuck?
Mr. Silky: tries to rip out Charles' jugular
Charles: bring it the fuck I'll kill you too
Me: has to literally dump some water on them so they stop fighting
Now... What the fuck?
Why did my phone randomly decide to squish him it was fine when I first sent it 😭
January 15, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Why did my phone randomly decide to squish him it was fine when I first sent it 😭
I'm sorry what the fuck when did his neck get long
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I'm sorry what the fuck when did his neck get long
This year's was a fucking mistake. I jinxed it with the text. They were doing sooooo well, but now they're back to being violent, bitchy assholes. 2026 let me be free of this irl toxic yaoi. I don't want it in my home.
January 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
This year's was a fucking mistake. I jinxed it with the text. They were doing sooooo well, but now they're back to being violent, bitchy assholes. 2026 let me be free of this irl toxic yaoi. I don't want it in my home.
We are one day into 2026 and Mr. Silky has already adopted a fun new thing! He refuses to eat, even when there's food in his bowl, until I open the lid and let him chow down directly from the feeder. He's been standing by it screaming at me all fucking day.
January 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
We are one day into 2026 and Mr. Silky has already adopted a fun new thing! He refuses to eat, even when there's food in his bowl, until I open the lid and let him chow down directly from the feeder. He's been standing by it screaming at me all fucking day.
He wants my food but I'm mean. His present plans will not succeed.
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
He wants my food but I'm mean. His present plans will not succeed.
Mr. Silky was tearing into Charles earlier and now he's decided Charles' butt is the perfect pillow
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Mr. Silky was tearing into Charles earlier and now he's decided Charles' butt is the perfect pillow
I'm so sleep deprived I read that as cat filled treats 💀
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm so sleep deprived I read that as cat filled treats 💀
Holiday card outtake.
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Holiday card outtake.
My foot is completely numb but he's purring so what can I really do about it
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My foot is completely numb but he's purring so what can I really do about it
Really need a day where I don't interact with anyone but oh the things I'll suffer for people I genuinely really like. I wore makeup and fucking jeans and managed 3 hours at a baby shower and got told my shirt is "interesting" which is stupid bc it's just blocks of color? Ok dude sorry you're boring
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Really need a day where I don't interact with anyone but oh the things I'll suffer for people I genuinely really like. I wore makeup and fucking jeans and managed 3 hours at a baby shower and got told my shirt is "interesting" which is stupid bc it's just blocks of color? Ok dude sorry you're boring
Did not realize I'd set my coffee down on my fucking bed??? I was gone for almost four hours I can't believe a cat didn't take it out
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Did not realize I'd set my coffee down on my fucking bed??? I was gone for almost four hours I can't believe a cat didn't take it out
Omg he never sits in boxes this is such a rare treat
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Omg he never sits in boxes this is such a rare treat
Got back from running errands and what the fuck
October 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Got back from running errands and what the fuck
I'm still dying over both Charles and Mr. Silky trying to hide when it was time for me to leave. I have never seen such a look of distress on him before 😭
October 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm still dying over both Charles and Mr. Silky trying to hide when it was time for me to leave. I have never seen such a look of distress on him before 😭
I THOUGHT IT WAS MR. SILKY FOR A HOT SECOND
October 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I THOUGHT IT WAS MR. SILKY FOR A HOT SECOND
For fucks sake how do I even manage to do things like this
October 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
For fucks sake how do I even manage to do things like this