HeatherLL
@occamscanopener.bsky.social
Her Majesty The Cream
Gym rat who works with dogs on IG.
Enthuses over British comedy here.
Gym rat who works with dogs on IG.
Enthuses over British comedy here.
I am seriously behind in my collection of these.
June 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I am seriously behind in my collection of these.
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happy father's day 🤍
June 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
happy father's day 🤍
I was today years old when I realized (quite randomly, at work) that Ken Longlevers is an anagram of Ken Snellgrove.
This is probably already somewhat well known, but I’m gonna pretend I was one of the first to discover it. 🕵🏼♀️
#thehornesection #thehornesectiontvshow
This is probably already somewhat well known, but I’m gonna pretend I was one of the first to discover it. 🕵🏼♀️
#thehornesection #thehornesectiontvshow
June 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was today years old when I realized (quite randomly, at work) that Ken Longlevers is an anagram of Ken Snellgrove.
This is probably already somewhat well known, but I’m gonna pretend I was one of the first to discover it. 🕵🏼♀️
#thehornesection #thehornesectiontvshow
This is probably already somewhat well known, but I’m gonna pretend I was one of the first to discover it. 🕵🏼♀️
#thehornesection #thehornesectiontvshow
Even funnier and more adorable in real life. Thank you @sarahmillican.bsky.social for a spectacular night.😘 #teamlatebloomer
June 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Even funnier and more adorable in real life. Thank you @sarahmillican.bsky.social for a spectacular night.😘 #teamlatebloomer
Yes, this was ordered.
Yes, the song was sung.
(No, they didn’t have any Chinese Five Spice)
@thehornesection.bsky.social
Yes, the song was sung.
(No, they didn’t have any Chinese Five Spice)
@thehornesection.bsky.social
June 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Yes, this was ordered.
Yes, the song was sung.
(No, they didn’t have any Chinese Five Spice)
@thehornesection.bsky.social
Yes, the song was sung.
(No, they didn’t have any Chinese Five Spice)
@thehornesection.bsky.social
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BUY MRS RUSHDEN’S FIRST BOOK.
Give it a 5 star review. She has to live with me all the time. So it’s the least you can do.
there was an issue with the UK release but now all fixed!!
www.amazon.co.uk/Dog-Bakery-D...
Give it a 5 star review. She has to live with me all the time. So it’s the least you can do.
there was an issue with the UK release but now all fixed!!
www.amazon.co.uk/Dog-Bakery-D...
Dog by the Bakery Door
Dog by the Bakery Door : Bruce, Jaime, Janelidze, Ana: Amazon.co.uk: Books
www.amazon.co.uk
May 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
BUY MRS RUSHDEN’S FIRST BOOK.
Give it a 5 star review. She has to live with me all the time. So it’s the least you can do.
there was an issue with the UK release but now all fixed!!
www.amazon.co.uk/Dog-Bakery-D...
Give it a 5 star review. She has to live with me all the time. So it’s the least you can do.
there was an issue with the UK release but now all fixed!!
www.amazon.co.uk/Dog-Bakery-D...
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This week's round up features some extra facts about The Monster...
May 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This week's round up features some extra facts about The Monster...
Prompted by the Terrible Tie task in S17. #taskmaster #Dymarteiofnadwy
May 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Prompted by the Terrible Tie task in S17. #taskmaster #Dymarteiofnadwy
Another off the rails Taskmaster ep, S2 of @thehornesection.bsky.social TV Show out AND ON YOUTUBE, and a new Timmy poster is up on my office wall. Better than Christmas.🎉
May 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Another off the rails Taskmaster ep, S2 of @thehornesection.bsky.social TV Show out AND ON YOUTUBE, and a new Timmy poster is up on my office wall. Better than Christmas.🎉
Please don’t.
James Corden heads back to America
James Corden heads back to America
To star in Broadway revival of Art
dlvr.it
May 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Please don’t.
I can’t do concerts/festivals, but I can do British comedians willing to visit my lowly state. (Russell Howard was the first a couple of years ago)
18 days till showtime!🥳
18 days till showtime!🥳
Thanks to everyone who came to see me in Europe. So. Much. Fun. Next up is America. Tickets are available here sarahmillican.co.uk
My podcast is @standardissueuk.bsky.social
My podcast is @standardissueuk.bsky.social
Sarah Millican's Official Website
This is the official website of stand up comedian and writer Sarah Millican. We have all of the official latest news, tour dates and DVD's for Sarah.
sarahmillican.co.uk
May 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I can’t do concerts/festivals, but I can do British comedians willing to visit my lowly state. (Russell Howard was the first a couple of years ago)
18 days till showtime!🥳
18 days till showtime!🥳
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This shot from this week's Taskmaster episode was too lovely not to draw – even though it has a stupid curvy horn (and a silly little Horne) in it!
May 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
This shot from this week's Taskmaster episode was too lovely not to draw – even though it has a stupid curvy horn (and a silly little Horne) in it!
This was the absolute funniest nil points task in a minute. Fatiha’s Bruv Ducks, Rosie’s fall, Stevie being Stevie & these two being the icing on the failure cake. #ihadplans #andtheniabandonedthem #taskmaster
May 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
This was the absolute funniest nil points task in a minute. Fatiha’s Bruv Ducks, Rosie’s fall, Stevie being Stevie & these two being the icing on the failure cake. #ihadplans #andtheniabandonedthem #taskmaster
Used the word septicemia at work yesterday and impressed a vet tech (I work at a shelter), and I would like to thank Rosalind for a) being in a string quartet with a septic violist and b) the broadening of my vocabulary.
#quitegoodconsidering #taskmaster
#quitegoodconsidering #taskmaster
May 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Used the word septicemia at work yesterday and impressed a vet tech (I work at a shelter), and I would like to thank Rosalind for a) being in a string quartet with a septic violist and b) the broadening of my vocabulary.
#quitegoodconsidering #taskmaster
#quitegoodconsidering #taskmaster
May 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
To everyone posting things from the Comedy Football Match & BAFTAs, thank you, thank you thank you, so much.🥳🫂
Sincerely, someone who’s terrible at being on the internet and also lives in the US.🙃
Sincerely, someone who’s terrible at being on the internet and also lives in the US.🙃
May 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
To everyone posting things from the Comedy Football Match & BAFTAs, thank you, thank you thank you, so much.🥳🫂
Sincerely, someone who’s terrible at being on the internet and also lives in the US.🙃
Sincerely, someone who’s terrible at being on the internet and also lives in the US.🙃
Fresh color, clean shave. Gotta look good to hide at home in my dark living room, curled up in my PJs under a pile of dogs to watch Taskmaster ep2.👌🏼
May 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Fresh color, clean shave. Gotta look good to hide at home in my dark living room, curled up in my PJs under a pile of dogs to watch Taskmaster ep2.👌🏼
@brewingcopy.bsky.social gets me. #taskmaster
May 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
@brewingcopy.bsky.social gets me. #taskmaster
Me: Okay after Tim’s & Alex’s books, (and a Ballad of Wallis Island movie poster) no more overseas spending.
The Horne Section:
The Horne Section:
New t shirts! New totes! New tea towels! And we’ve just put the lot up on Bandcamp! It’s much better for us if you buy stuff today as on Bandcamp Friday we get to keep more of the cash! So if you can, then please do! Amazing designs by Nic Grayson and Big Softy
hornesection.bandcamp.com/merch
hornesection.bandcamp.com/merch
May 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Me: Okay after Tim’s & Alex’s books, (and a Ballad of Wallis Island movie poster) no more overseas spending.
The Horne Section:
The Horne Section:
Me: I really need to cut down on spending, everything is too expensive in this country rn.
Also me: continues to pre-order books from that cost double with shipping from the UK. 🤷🏼♀️
(Also looking at you, Alex Horne & The Last Pebble)
Also me: continues to pre-order books from that cost double with shipping from the UK. 🤷🏼♀️
(Also looking at you, Alex Horne & The Last Pebble)
April 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me: I really need to cut down on spending, everything is too expensive in this country rn.
Also me: continues to pre-order books from that cost double with shipping from the UK. 🤷🏼♀️
(Also looking at you, Alex Horne & The Last Pebble)
Also me: continues to pre-order books from that cost double with shipping from the UK. 🤷🏼♀️
(Also looking at you, Alex Horne & The Last Pebble)
Been so overwhelmed by work and obsessed with Tim Key’s movie & new book that I almost forgot it’s TASKMASTER WEEK. Fewmoredaysfewmoredaysfewmoredays.🥳
April 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Been so overwhelmed by work and obsessed with Tim Key’s movie & new book that I almost forgot it’s TASKMASTER WEEK. Fewmoredaysfewmoredaysfewmoredays.🥳
April 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Haven’t been to a theatre in probably 7 or 8 years; this was absolutely worth breaking that streak. Beautiful film, with Timmy Key at his finest. I’m thankful we had a theatre nearby that was showing it. #theballadofwallisisland
April 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Haven’t been to a theatre in probably 7 or 8 years; this was absolutely worth breaking that streak. Beautiful film, with Timmy Key at his finest. I’m thankful we had a theatre nearby that was showing it. #theballadofwallisisland
I can’t imagine that even if I scored tickets & was able to make it across the pond in short notice, that getting a good seat would be even remotely easy. Hopefully those who can make it, do!
April 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I can’t imagine that even if I scored tickets & was able to make it across the pond in short notice, that getting a good seat would be even remotely easy. Hopefully those who can make it, do!
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taskmaster officially back on may 1st
April 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
taskmaster officially back on may 1st