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Ken🔪ny
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everybody loves to follow me on Blue Sky dot com, "The one or two things app"
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Getting body dysmorphia because when I exhale through my nose it goes straight forward instead of down into two distinct puffs of steam like in a cartoon
Saw a child with haunted eyes walking in the park, muttering to himself "Six seven, six seven. Six plus six is seven. Seven plus seven is six." like Jim Carrey in The Number 23
Is it a fit or is he just Sensei Sergio?
Special watch that uses mood ring technology to add the words "Only" or "Already" before the time depending on how you feel
Shark Tale could not be here today, so accepting the award on their behalf is Adrian Brody in character as a Jamaican jellyfish
The 2025 nominees for Animated Movie From Roughly 20 Years Ago That Are Funny To Remember And Make Posts About Online are:

Monster House (~2005)

Surf's Up (~2005)

Happy Feet (~2005)

Robots (~2005)

And the winner is...

Shark Tale (~2005)
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Reading a thread about AI in marketing and one of the marketing guys is like “I hate to see marketing turn soulless”
Accidentally watched two werewolf movies in a row that were both released in 1981 and both have scenes in porno theaters
For Sale: Sticker Collection, Never found the right water bottle
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TattBuddy -- the only AI app that scans your body to check for nazi tattoos before you launch a Senate campaign. gimme like $250k and ill do this. or at least pretend to try
Guy who thinks sunflowers are called "Some flowers"
Keep catching myself clapping like the Thing in the fantastic four trailer every time I cook
Merlin Bird ID but for identifying the match three game this guy at the gym is playing at full volume
Skittles selling their own freeze dried candy is an attack on county fairs everywhere. It's like if Uncle Ben started selling rice that already had your name written on it.
I searched "horror marathon Seattle" and the results were all 5Ks and one theater playing one movie.
Just sent out my application to be one of the guys who comments "Metal whisk on a glass bowl?? 😬🙄" under every Instagram recipe wish me luck
Fostering peeves until I can find them a forever home
You know she's gonna be a star because she's got that Tom Cruise middle tooth
We are cooked.
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Hm. This might be the single most evil TV show of all time.
I need a role model, but for, like, what clothes to wear
Guy who thinks the movie Push is actually called Pusher and it's in the same cinematic universe as Jumper and Looper and also that's his favorite cinematic universe
Asking the ambulance to drop me off a block away from the hospital so the other patients don't make fun of me
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no censorship regime is powerful enough to stop you from adding "charlie kirk coffin flop" to your glorious mind palace
Yu-Gi-Oh de Bergerac
You know I'm... something of a hack myself
New meme just dropped