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Jordan
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Bench monkey, cat owner, Chelsea FC supporter. 45 from Oak Cliff. Now your favorite jaded uncle.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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In 1980, Giant Haystacks hit a BRUTAL bodyslam on Jackie Fullerton on Good Morning Ulster.
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Kaito never got the attention they deserved.
KaitO - Enemy Line
YouTube video by Friendship Eight
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December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Some nights I could do with being the little spoon.
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Snake
vol.5
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June 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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get in loser, we're gonna snuggle and watch the rain
October 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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messes around with his eyes as a treat
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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commission✨portrait + chibi

[ #art #commission ]
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The 96GB of DDR5 I bought barely 6 weeks ago has tripled in price. Costs nearly a grand now. AI data centers have screwed that part of the PC market for the foreseeable future.
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Need.
just toreador things
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Why the fuck would someone use well-known emojis for hard drugs on their dating profile? And they’re in their mid-30s.
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Transmission #943 from RASR-2 (TOP SECRET)

1. Garden of Mars
2. Abandoned Black Hole of Skunkworks
3. Moat of Molasses
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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The keeper of trial
New art !
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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we need a disney princess who bites
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"my love, if i ever say no to having a shower with you, then i want you to find the closest heavy object and smack me over the head with it until i'm unresponsive"
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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And then I left because a bar is a terrible place to try to read a book, But it's an absolutely wonderful place to go to remember and remind others that the only reason the only reason any of this exists is so we can take care of each other
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Archie Rhind-Tutt always has the best jackets.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Paul Kirchner
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I was fine until I hit the word victim.
The most attractive thing a man can be is my willing victim.
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Why do my shower thoughts always have to become some philosophical argument with imaginary people?
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I can’t get enough of Reaper Aerith
#FF7R #FF7 #art #エアリス
April 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Riding a white stallion
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Vampire Knight 🩸
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM