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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 17h

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 17h

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 21h

What kind of situations will you be putting those pirates in?? Starting in one week!!

Graphic of a turquoise background with a background of a big droplet and droplets and eggplants on the sides, text it says OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH WHOOPS WEEKEND (pirate hat on the H and a ball gag over the N) and ONE WEEK AWAY

Graphic of a turquoise background with a background of a big droplet and droplets and eggplants on the sides, text it says WHOOPS WEEKEND PROMPTS

DAY 1: urgent / interrupted in the act / clang! & taste / fell asleep / hiss!

Day 2: device / property damage / honk! & robot / accidental bodily function / whir!

Day 3: tight / medical emergency / plop! & bounce / sex toy malfunction / grunt!

Day 4: sticky / failed kink exploration / slurp! & leaky / sexual dysfunction / thud!

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 7d

forget “yes, and” - Stede’s about to “wait, what?” through the night

OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 7d

Two weeks to go until #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

If you've got boning blunders, interrupted intercourse, or screwed-up screwing WIP snippets to share, we'd love to see 'em!

Graphic of a turquoise square with a border of droplets and eggplants on either side, and OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH WHOOPS WEEKEND SHARE A WIP! text in the center. the h has a pirate hat and the n has a ball gag across it. in the background is one big droplet graphic

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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 7d

the teeniest gentlescribe sex misadventure preview:

Lucius huffs with exertion and gives Stede a look. "I'm sorry not all of us are hung like a fucking horse, Stede. I've only got six inches!"

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Ruth 🔜 WeeCon @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 7d

I've shared an earlier draft of this before, but oh well.

Her, enjoy some premature ejaculation, if that's your thing...

Dickfuck, no. He squeezes his eyes shut. He needs to get himself the fuck under control.

Knots. He'll think about knots. Boring, deeply unsexy knots.

He pulls back. Cleat hitch.

Pushes in. Bowline knot.

Stede groans, and the timbre of it sends an arc of pleasure down Ed's spine, travelling through him with the violence of a lightning strike.

He gets in a few more thrusts (Anchor hitch. Carrick bend. Chain splice), keeping it together by sheer force of will. He opens his eyes and finds his gaze locked with Stede's. Fatal fucking error; Stede's eyes bore into him, flaying him open, instantly throwing him off his game.

A wave of pleasure crashes over him.

His balls draw up tight. Fuck.

His hips falter. Shit!

Fucking clove hitch, heaving line knot, figure EIGHT —

He comes. Barely half a dozen thrusts, and he fucking comes.

He tries to keep going, managing to eke out a few more pathetic, stuttering thrusts. But it's no good. He can already feel himself going soft.

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Matt @izzyhandsart.bsky.social · 7d

What in the world could have made a pop and wet thud? You’ll find out soon!

Izzy didn't care why it felt so good, though. He just knew that it was the best thing that had ever happened to his cock, and he was going to enjoy it as long as he could. He picked up the pace of his thrusting, moving his hips so fast that he was almost a blur. Izzy could feel his orgasm building in his stomach, and he knew he was going to cum soon. He was so close. He reached down with one hand to play with his balls, hoping that it would push him over the edge.
And it did, but not in the way he thought it would.

When his hand made contact with his balls, he squeezed, and then there was a little pop! and then a wet thud! on the floor that made Izzy's eyes go wide. He looked down to see half of

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 7d

Two weeks to go until #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

If you've got boning blunders, interrupted intercourse, or screwed-up screwing WIP snippets to share, we'd love to see 'em!

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 13d

Thank you, we try 😆

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 13d

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 13d

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 13d

Woooo!!! (And same!!)

OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 13d

Whoops Weekend kicks off in just under three weeks!

Which prompts are you most looking forward to reading or writing?

Square turquoise graphic with a header featuring alternating droplets and eggplant emojis, in bright white writing it says WHOOPS WEEKEND PROMPTS! and then:

Day 1: “urgent” | interrupted in the act | clang! & “taste” | fell asleep | hiss!

Day 2: “device”|property damage | honk! & “robot” | accidental bodily function | whir!

Day 3: “tight” | medical emergency | plop! & “bounce” | sex toy malfunction | grunt!

Day 4: “sticky” | failed kink exploration | slurp! & “leaky” | sexual dysfunction | thud!

October 17 - 25 2025

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 21d

🍆💦🍆Come (or don’t) get your prompts for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!🍆💦🍆

AO3 collection will open on the evening of the 16th!

Use any number of prompts from each day (or go totally rogue in your own on-theme way!) to get as weird, cringey, bad, embarrassing, and generally unsuccessful as you like!

Square turquoise graphic with a header featuring alternating droplets and eggplant emojis, in bright white writing it says Guidelines and then:

-Each prompt set will feature a random word, a problem, and a noise!

-Use one or all six of the prompts to get inspired, and post on or after each day. Use #OFMDWhoopsWeekend in your posts!

-Add your work to the AO3 collection!

-Repost for new works, reply with existing works!

-All OFMD ships, ratings, and warnings welcome!

-Please tag/cw appropriately!

-Don’t be a dick! Racism, homophobia, transphobia, kinkshaming, etc. is not welcome!

-HAVE SO MUCH FUN!!!!

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 21d

🍆💦🍆Come (or don’t) get your prompts for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!🍆💦🍆

AO3 collection will open on the evening of the 16th!

Use any number of prompts from each day (or go totally rogue in your own on-theme way!) to get as weird, cringey, bad, embarrassing, and generally unsuccessful as you like!

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · 22d

Square turquoise graphic with a header featuring alternating droplets and eggplant emojis, in black writing with white outline it says OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH and in bright white writing it says WHOOPS WEEKEND and there is a pirate hat over the H and a ball gag around the N. Below that it says:
WE GOT OVEREXCITED AND PROMPTS WILL BE COMING EARLIER THAN PLANNED! CHECK BACK TOMORROW! FRIDAY, SEPT. 19!
failed sex, bad sex, weird sex

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hey, do you wanna do something weird?

Incredibly stunning graphic advertising a fandom event called Whoops Weekend! A yellow slippery floor sign is on a teal background with WHOOPS WEEKEND in white written over it. There is a dildo pointing to the butt of the figure in the wet floor sign, a pirate hat over the H in whoops, and a ball gag over the N in weekend. There are eggplant and droplet emojis on the sides of the graphic. Text on image says: our flag means death whoops weekend, failed sex, bad sex, weird sex coming too soon (or not at all) October 17-20 2025

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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · Sep 8

OH WE LOVE TO HEAR IT

OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hey, do you wanna do something weird?

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