OG_McDuck
@ogmcduck.bsky.social
Setting my hair on fire for fun and profit. Disabled in a particularly shitty way. I know everything about everything, plus some other stuff.
They/them.
Also, I'm a duck.
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They/them.
Also, I'm a duck.
Cash app: $OGMcDuck
Paypal: [email protected]
(☝️☝️Search my feed for cancer $$)
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OG_McDuck
@ogmcduck.bsky.social
· Mar 9
Journalism is about objectivity, not neutrality. Neutral "journalism" is a canard.
Neutrality and objectivity are not the same. Objectivity is a slave to facts in pursuit of the truth. Neutrality is the art of presenting fact and fiction as equal.
Neutrality evelates lies. It's de facto bias.
Neutrality and objectivity are not the same. Objectivity is a slave to facts in pursuit of the truth. Neutrality is the art of presenting fact and fiction as equal.
Neutrality evelates lies. It's de facto bias.
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Been laughing at the idea of Trump pitching a legacy sequel where Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker hand the keys to the franchise over to their white sons
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Been laughing at the idea of Trump pitching a legacy sequel where Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker hand the keys to the franchise over to their white sons
Now I look at Planet of the Apes as aspirational. It would be nice to think that any intelligent life survives on this planet far into the future...or y'know even arises here in the first place.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Now I look at Planet of the Apes as aspirational. It would be nice to think that any intelligent life survives on this planet far into the future...or y'know even arises here in the first place.
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Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
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you can improve things around the edges sometimes. but focusing on messaging at the expense of, like, holding fascists accountable was a key failure of the biden admin, unfortunately.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
you can improve things around the edges sometimes. but focusing on messaging at the expense of, like, holding fascists accountable was a key failure of the biden admin, unfortunately.
You are forbidden from drinking our poison juice for the purpose of poisoning yourself with our poison juice that was made to be drunk as a poison and no backsies
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You are forbidden from drinking our poison juice for the purpose of poisoning yourself with our poison juice that was made to be drunk as a poison and no backsies
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Democracy 12%
Equal opportunity 8%
Congressional ethics 2%
Equal opportunity 8%
Congressional ethics 2%
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Democracy 12%
Equal opportunity 8%
Congressional ethics 2%
Equal opportunity 8%
Congressional ethics 2%
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Besides the point but this ostensibly neutral new report begins with, “US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official…” and objectively there is no peace in Gaza.
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Besides the point but this ostensibly neutral new report begins with, “US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official…” and objectively there is no peace in Gaza.
Learning that a film and TV podcaster and writer i have enjoyed for several years is a hypocritical limousine liberal who pimps his electric car virtue while he works on the Harry Potter tv show and kicks it to Sora videos is a stone cold bummer.
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Learning that a film and TV podcaster and writer i have enjoyed for several years is a hypocritical limousine liberal who pimps his electric car virtue while he works on the Harry Potter tv show and kicks it to Sora videos is a stone cold bummer.
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That we rate dogs video got to me. Mina does that every day. There are giant sticks (tree limbs really) all over our yard now. I'll have to do a video of her with a really big stick, but until then here is the day about a year ago when a vv big collie taught Mina about tug of war.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
That we rate dogs video got to me. Mina does that every day. There are giant sticks (tree limbs really) all over our yard now. I'll have to do a video of her with a really big stick, but until then here is the day about a year ago when a vv big collie taught Mina about tug of war.
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Every Democrat needs to make the same video the original six did. Here is the script. Don't leave them hanging.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Every Democrat needs to make the same video the original six did. Here is the script. Don't leave them hanging.
The Doom Patrol gonna save me as soon the orgasms stop
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The Doom Patrol gonna save me as soon the orgasms stop
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you.
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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In other words, they force fed the turkeys shit turkeys don’t naturally eat because Trump requested to have the biggest ones ever.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
In other words, they force fed the turkeys shit turkeys don’t naturally eat because Trump requested to have the biggest ones ever.
Red crabs in the morning
Sailors take warning
Sailors take warning
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Red crabs in the morning
Sailors take warning
Sailors take warning
That we rate dogs video got to me. Mina does that every day. There are giant sticks (tree limbs really) all over our yard now. I'll have to do a video of her with a really big stick, but until then here is the day about a year ago when a vv big collie taught Mina about tug of war.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
That we rate dogs video got to me. Mina does that every day. There are giant sticks (tree limbs really) all over our yard now. I'll have to do a video of her with a really big stick, but until then here is the day about a year ago when a vv big collie taught Mina about tug of war.
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In an ideal deposition, the witness is so well prepared and in control that the defense lawyer doesn't have to say anything.
This is what happens when the witness is not prepared and is not controlling himself so the defense lawyer has to throw himself across the table.
This is what happens when the witness is not prepared and is not controlling himself so the defense lawyer has to throw himself across the table.
And, here is Bovino's third day of depositions, November 4: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The lawyers:
Locke Bowman for the plaintiffs.
Sarmad Khojasteh for the government.
The lawyers:
Locke Bowman for the plaintiffs.
Sarmad Khojasteh for the government.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In an ideal deposition, the witness is so well prepared and in control that the defense lawyer doesn't have to say anything.
This is what happens when the witness is not prepared and is not controlling himself so the defense lawyer has to throw himself across the table.
This is what happens when the witness is not prepared and is not controlling himself so the defense lawyer has to throw himself across the table.
My eyes just crossed so hard that they are now stuck that way
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My eyes just crossed so hard that they are now stuck that way
Life Hack: ChatGPI says it's quicker to deep fry a turkey using a large pot filled with gasoline.
Bonus: This is also a Death Hack!
Bonus: This is also a Death Hack!
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Life Hack: ChatGPI says it's quicker to deep fry a turkey using a large pot filled with gasoline.
Bonus: This is also a Death Hack!
Bonus: This is also a Death Hack!
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Holy fuck, i made it!
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Holy fuck, i made it!
I do not trust Mark Kelly. He seems like he's Fetterman/Manchin adjacent. Jesus, i hope I'm wrong about that now that he's having his moment.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I do not trust Mark Kelly. He seems like he's Fetterman/Manchin adjacent. Jesus, i hope I'm wrong about that now that he's having his moment.
I happen to be a weirdo who loves turkey and gravy (my mom's recipe, natch), but with Pardner being so ill that I'd be cooking it all on my own, i didn't relish it this year. But lo and behold, one of her school co-workers called and wants to make us a whole Thanksgiving dinner.
So I'm thankful.
So I'm thankful.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I happen to be a weirdo who loves turkey and gravy (my mom's recipe, natch), but with Pardner being so ill that I'd be cooking it all on my own, i didn't relish it this year. But lo and behold, one of her school co-workers called and wants to make us a whole Thanksgiving dinner.
So I'm thankful.
So I'm thankful.
Come at me Chotiner! I will raze you and your ancestors with the sharpness of my answers. I. Will. Raze. You.
(Also, you're kind of cute. Wanna cuddle?)
(Also, you're kind of cute. Wanna cuddle?)
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Come at me Chotiner! I will raze you and your ancestors with the sharpness of my answers. I. Will. Raze. You.
(Also, you're kind of cute. Wanna cuddle?)
(Also, you're kind of cute. Wanna cuddle?)
The turkey couldn't come up with the two million bucks, so no pardon this year. It was last seen being led into the Lincoln bedroom by Stephen Miller. Don't tell your children.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The turkey couldn't come up with the two million bucks, so no pardon this year. It was last seen being led into the Lincoln bedroom by Stephen Miller. Don't tell your children.
Post your favourite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Post your favourite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
It took some work, but i finally found the theater where Netflix is showing it!
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It took some work, but i finally found the theater where Netflix is showing it!