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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · Sep 18

oye and her oyes

three poorly drawn cats. the one in the middle, also known as oye, has a normal upright cat shape, while the cats on either side have distorted forms with unusual facial expressions

oye, a ginger and white cat sits on the floor between two plushies made from photos of her face. the plushie on the left stretches oye’s features upward, and the plushie on the right squashes them wide

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dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · Sep 1

my melody loving kuromis strawberry jam...is this chapgone............................

dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · Sep 1

guy whos only listened to wooden overcoats: getting a lot of wooden overcoats vibes from my melody and kuromi...

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MegaDucko (Martina) @megaducko.bsky.social · Aug 28

Now that Ed upgraded Izzy's new leg, it should be more strong and flexible, And! It shouldn't rust, it's really annoying when that happens! 😤

For the fix-it and sci-fi prompts of @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social

#ofmdfanart
#edizzy
#izzyhands
#edteach

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dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · Aug 28

ok so about that 2.0 Kyle MacLachlan is supposedly also 6 feet tall but there's controversy surrounding that he might actually be 5'11". but i get it albert you are so small to me. miguel ferrer surgically had several inches removed from his height while playing him.

dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · Aug 28

ok so about that

miguel ferrer who played albert rosenfield in twin peaks is SIX FEET TALL. IT DOESNT SEEM RIGHT.

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dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · Aug 28

uuuh stede truman. sure. they arent good at their jobs and i dont care for them :))

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dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · Aug 28

ed's coop to me they're both kind of burnt out on their old jobs, taking really quickly to this Shiny New Thing to varying neglects of the old job, sillayyyy, everyone wants them nasty style

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dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · Aug 28

albert & izzy, guys who are so angy and loud about it ! they just want to do their JOBS ! they have giant life-ruining crush on their BOSSCOWORKERPARTNER !

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dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · Aug 28

trucoopfield walked so steddyhands could run whooooooooo said thatttttttttttttttt

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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · Aug 19

brush my wobbly

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LUA 🐾🍀🎨🖍️🐛 @33gatinhos.bsky.social · Jul 21

i usually draw top izzy so here's something different :3 #edizzy #ofmdnsfw

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LUA 🐾🍀🎨🖍️🐛 @33gatinhos.bsky.social · Aug 17

wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee? #edizzy #ofmd #drawing #fanart #edwardteach #izzyhands #sketch

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MegaDucko (Martina) @megaducko.bsky.social · Aug 18

Baby modern Ed and Izzy dreaming of great adventures across the seas ✨️
(Izzy is already overloaded with responsibility, poor kid)
Made for the Childhood Friends prompt for the @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social
#ofmdfanart
#izzyhands
#edteach

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umulata @umulata.bsky.social · Aug 18

just a silly ol’ pirate, enjoying his sixth coffee, minding his business

p*atreon gift for Kate :D

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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · Aug 18

Yeah, this is probably my Peak EdIzzy Romance

“Maybe not…” Edward admits, “but what’s your cock in my mouth going to hurt?”

“Your knee, for one thing, if you don’t watch how you kneel,” Izzy points out, half-teasing, “You’ve managed it before.”

“Fuck off about my knee,” Edward groans, burying his face against Izzy’s neck fully and sighing against it.

“No, you twat,” Izzy grumbles, “I like worrying about you. That way I know at least someone is fucking doing it.” There’s a moment after the words tumble out that Izzy isn’t sure if that was the right thing to say, but he feels the smile spread across Edward’s face where it is pressed to the juncture of his neck and shoulder.

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sam_whatever @samwtf.bsky.social · Aug 19

Another restless night slowly slipping away.
Maybe the Kraken won't come find us.

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Crossing "one bed" and "canon era" from my @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social card.

#OFMDfanart

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dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · Aug 20

biites him bites him bites him biteus him butes him bites bjm bites jum bites him bitesgim bites him bries him birez him B I T E S H I M

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Lark 🔞🍉 comms OPEN! @sensationseekng.bsky.social · Aug 18

todays practice 💘
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✔️warmth
✔️ good food
😏

Shirtless fat Ed smiling into the sun, shirtless and holding up a convenient towel to render this safe for work. #ofmd #ofmdart #edteach

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MegaDucko (Martina) @megaducko.bsky.social · Aug 15

Pretty sure Jim would trust Izzy's skills to get a tattoo from him (of course it would be their dagger).
Also a good opportunity to gaze at him adoringly without being too noticed 😌

My first @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social fill for tattoos and secret admirer! >:D
#ofmdfanart
#izzyhands
#jimjimenez

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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · Aug 15

Izzy and Roach and bonding over this billboard I just saw

Waitrose billboard depicting various kebabs. The text reads: "Anything's a kebab if you put a skewer through it."

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · Aug 15

hyaaa

a poorly drawn black cat silhouette resembling a shadow, with its limbs posed in a way that makes it look like it’s in the middle of a fighting move hyaaaa

the image that inspired the drawing: a black cat, looking like a shadow mid kung fu move, ready to join the fight

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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · Aug 12

trans buttons the nongendered/allgendered creature of all time. someone demands his gender and he just opens his mouth with his teeth in and an awful sound like the wind through dead branches rattles out, YEAH!

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Communies @communiess.bsky.social · Aug 12

Hello during a random dessert to @ynb.bsky.social and as a reminder, this is my favorite scene in the entire show. THE ENTIRE SHOW (also, the current admin is older than Yvette, so she will always be a young lady to me).

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Your pirate feline @mrpancot.bsky.social · Jul 31

I saw this and I think it is then
Soft edizzy is back hello
#ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach

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