JOE DANTE'S INFERNO
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I WISH I WERE A BIRD. baseball pervert. Chicago, chronically ill, collecting records and playing rpgs, mad about disability justice. she/they
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this cultural/social moment affirms for me that the work of the remainder of my life is to learn to live slowly and in harmony with the present moment. there is no other project.
i forgot to put the chicken in the buttermilk last night and now it will only get ten hours instead of 24, WOE
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i forgot to put the chicken in the buttermilk last night and now it will only get ten hours instead of 24, WOE
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hey man — don’t hurt my computer’s feelings. not cool
October 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
hey man — don’t hurt my computer’s feelings. not cool
all i will say is that you don’t need ai prompts to be able to see patterns and understand how things may unfold.
and being concerned is not the same thing as being insane.
and criticizing people for being “pearl clutching” or “hysterical” is misogynist-coded for a reason. ok? ok.
and being concerned is not the same thing as being insane.
and criticizing people for being “pearl clutching” or “hysterical” is misogynist-coded for a reason. ok? ok.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
all i will say is that you don’t need ai prompts to be able to see patterns and understand how things may unfold.
and being concerned is not the same thing as being insane.
and criticizing people for being “pearl clutching” or “hysterical” is misogynist-coded for a reason. ok? ok.
and being concerned is not the same thing as being insane.
and criticizing people for being “pearl clutching” or “hysterical” is misogynist-coded for a reason. ok? ok.
i will not start my day by arguing with sealioning ai chuds, i simply will not
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i will not start my day by arguing with sealioning ai chuds, i simply will not
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By "decentralized" they just mean: DOGE is everywhere now
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
By "decentralized" they just mean: DOGE is everywhere now
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They're not esoteric. Any of the conspiracy theories that shaped DOGE's mission can be found easily by browsing Twitter or Facebook for a few minutes. Apparently billionaire brains get cooked by social media in exactly the same way poor people brains do.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
They're not esoteric. Any of the conspiracy theories that shaped DOGE's mission can be found easily by browsing Twitter or Facebook for a few minutes. Apparently billionaire brains get cooked by social media in exactly the same way poor people brains do.
I’m glad i decided to learn to cook
I’m not amazing at it or anything but i can make things that i think taste good fairly reliably and thats pretty great
I’m not amazing at it or anything but i can make things that i think taste good fairly reliably and thats pretty great
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m glad i decided to learn to cook
I’m not amazing at it or anything but i can make things that i think taste good fairly reliably and thats pretty great
I’m not amazing at it or anything but i can make things that i think taste good fairly reliably and thats pretty great
sorry but i invented this whole thing on facebook 15 years ago with yelling about food
real ones remember
real ones remember
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
sorry but i invented this whole thing on facebook 15 years ago with yelling about food
real ones remember
real ones remember
cranberry sauce and gravy are done and now my house smells great
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
cranberry sauce and gravy are done and now my house smells great
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I USED TOO MUCH HOISIN SAUCE
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I USED TOO MUCH HOISIN SAUCE
feeling like a genius mad scientist as i jot down the ingredients for a stir fry sauce for lunch
a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is looking at the menu
Alt: bob belcher dances while cooking
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November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
feeling like a genius mad scientist as i jot down the ingredients for a stir fry sauce for lunch
not yet, possum guy. not yet!
impossible to describe how it felt in the mid-90s when "Possum Kingdom" was on the radio in good rotation, at work trying to mop up the glass/acid spill of a cartload of pickle boxes crashed on the floor while someone screams "Do you wanna die?" from a speaker cut into the drop ceiling.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
not yet, possum guy. not yet!
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
i feel like the stephen king backlash comes in waves and is probably earned, but i love the guy
i love that half his books are just him giving himself the creeps about a fucked up thing that could happen to him—or, say, an alcoholic mainer just LIKE him
i love that half his books are just him giving himself the creeps about a fucked up thing that could happen to him—or, say, an alcoholic mainer just LIKE him
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i feel like the stephen king backlash comes in waves and is probably earned, but i love the guy
i love that half his books are just him giving himself the creeps about a fucked up thing that could happen to him—or, say, an alcoholic mainer just LIKE him
i love that half his books are just him giving himself the creeps about a fucked up thing that could happen to him—or, say, an alcoholic mainer just LIKE him
saw a FNAF2 ad and feel like it’s good that the kids have something scary that i don’t understand
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
saw a FNAF2 ad and feel like it’s good that the kids have something scary that i don’t understand
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Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
mst3k is punk rock to me
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
mst3k is punk rock to me
this season of secret lives of mormon wives is pretty bad even for reality slop but at least i get to yell “take accountability!!!!” at the tv a lot
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
this season of secret lives of mormon wives is pretty bad even for reality slop but at least i get to yell “take accountability!!!!” at the tv a lot
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RIP to the legend Jimmy Cliff, who has sadly left us age 81.
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Many rivers to cross - Jimmy Cliff
YouTube video by TheSunAnge
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November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
RIP to the legend Jimmy Cliff, who has sadly left us age 81.
youtu.be/-y9Q7ud7Or0?...
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Good Morning From The Drummer, My Friends. Rest In Power, Jimmy.
Jimmy Cliff You Can Get It If You Really Want
YouTube video by Rocksteady Freddie
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November 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Good Morning From The Drummer, My Friends. Rest In Power, Jimmy.
that was the most disrespectful turnover ive seen in the nfl in a long time
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
that was the most disrespectful turnover ive seen in the nfl in a long time
PLEASE i’m so tired of coming up with jokey things to say that also subtly signify it’s an inappropriate question!!!
“i went pro early and had a career ending injury”
or
“i got too good at it”
are both getting old
“i went pro early and had a career ending injury”
or
“i got too good at it”
are both getting old
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
PLEASE i’m so tired of coming up with jokey things to say that also subtly signify it’s an inappropriate question!!!
“i went pro early and had a career ending injury”
or
“i got too good at it”
are both getting old
“i went pro early and had a career ending injury”
or
“i got too good at it”
are both getting old
it continues to work
I have developed an insane superstition about the Chicago Bears. Every time they say Ben Johnson’s name, I say “John Benson?” back to the television. it is a bit, we laugh, fine. but if I don’t do that, they don’t win. so now i am trapped
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
it continues to work
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